Carrie McCandless Female Sex Offender

Carrie McCandless, 28 and sexy hot, carried on a romance bang with a 17-year-old student at Brighton Charter (private school) School, according to her arrest affidavit. The affair included 76 text messages from her to the student in a single day, an arrest affidavit alleged. If it takes a 17 year old 76 messages to get a girl to play with his wang chun he's got a lot of work to do. He was most likely laying a real good ground game considering this Puma was in fact a teacher and wife to the principal.

Brighton Charter High School Sex Offender

McCandless was an English teacher at Brighton Charter High School and wife of the school's principal, Chris McCandless. She has been fired as a teacher and faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Hot chicks never really go to prison unless the judge was a damn woman.

McCandless is married, yes married to the principal of the high school and was fired from her job as teacher and cheerleader coach. Married to the head cheese and a cheer leading coach. I Love it. The principal must feel like he had his brown horn blown. How dominated he must feel. It's one thing to be a guy who was cheated on but to have all the young cock at the school to know your wife was Waylaid by a 17 year old who was slapping monkey rollers on his wife's ass. That is just humiliating. Did I mention that some kids from the high school put some you got served stickers on the principals bumper? Ironic that the 17 year old was smacking his wife’s bumper!

Brighton Police Chief Clint Blackhurst

Brighton Police Chief Clint Blackhurst said that McCandless ended up being the only adult chaperone, after an adult male chaperone backed out at the last minute, on a student camping trip to Estes Park during the last weekend in October.

She faces felony charges of sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The second charge involves allegations she provided alcohol during a school trip to the Estes Park area last October. Alcohol? She wasn't confident enough with her own muff so she had to bring in the attitude adjuster! This means she wanted it bad. I wonder why she digressed from her husband. I guess his idea of a hot time was using a two for one coupon at Applebees on a Friday night.

 Investigators Even Wanted To Bang McCandless

Investigators said McCandless and the 17-year-old boy ended up alone in the same room at the YMCA of the Rockies. Charges were filed after police interviewed the boy and about a dozen other witnesses.

Although school officials learned of the allegations the Monday after the trip and recovered notes between the two, police said they were not called and learned about the allegations when a reporter called to ask about the case. Whatever the hell that means. Ass was gotten, taken, and felt. Call the cops? Haters. The guy teacher who told on her was a jealous bitch who has never rode on Space Mountain.

Brighton Charter School Board President David Mundy was charged with felony tampering with a witness or victim and misdemeanor failure to report child abuse in connection with the case. He resigned from the board after he was charged. This guy was trying to do the right thing. He was a advocate of Guy Code and was trying to protect the 17 year old from losing bragging points among his friends.

On Thursday, McCandless waived her preliminary hearing on the charges against her so she and her attorney could continue to discuss a possible plea deal with the district attorney's office. This pleas deal involved a little hanky panky hoo hoo hoo. But the wang was too old and she had to stick with her standards. McCandless faces an additional charge of violating her bond by allegedly contacting the 17-year-old by phone. She denies the charge. Most likely she was trying to get a follow up lay. Guy Code states that if you do not have Sex again within 48 hours this avenue of sex will end or it means you had terrible sex and the person does not want to have it again with you. This is very important.

 Sleeps With 17 Year Old Student

Um yea, this brod was hot too. how is it smoking hot chicks are waylaying young Guy Coders in training. They are trying to subvert the natural course of Guy Code! Nevertheless, these young teens are getting cramed with pre-knowledge of Guy Code.


"It's very difficult to reach a plea agreement in a sex assault case," said former Denver chief deputy district attorney Karen Steinhauser. Strict sentencing laws can require that sex offenders spend many years in prison only if they are a man thogh. "Another requirement with people who are convicted whether by a jury, or plead guilty to certain types of sex offenses, like this one, is that they also have to register for the rest of their life as a sex offender." But everyone knows that this chick is hotter than a camel turd in the Iraqi desert so she will be ok for the rest of her life.

 McCandless Husband Was School Prinicple

Seriously, I bet this kid gave her sloppy guuu nuts all over her face. A 17 year old stud got to crush the guts of his high school principals wife. Who the hell does this happen to when its not happpening in a movie? On top of it all, she wrote him a hand written letter asking him how it was. This is my point about Women, they need constant reassurement to exist. I would suspect her husband had to be a serious douche packer. How funny is it though, you continue to go to the school whose principal's wife you banged who was probably on the pill and you most likely busted up in it Raw Diggidy and he has to shake your hand when you graduate too! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and ha