Loni Folks Sex Offender

On January 25, 2008, Loni Folks, 24, was arrested and charged with sexual battery of a 16-year-old male student. Folks, who is now on administrative leave, was a fifth-grade teacher at W.L. Smith Elementary in Petal, Mississippi. She also pronounced Sex like secks. I don't know how this is relevant but it still makes for some fascinating filler space.

She looks like someone I know and perhaps went to school with. I think she's cute. I'd hit it. God these young ass dudes. They are getting tuter Guy Code cramming skillz. I guess the only bad thing is that Folks bangaranged a kid who wasn't even thinking about sex. She should have went after at least a 7th grader. By that time they would have at least seen a play boy or stuff on the internet for FREE!

Folks was the fourth Pine Belt teacher in two years to be charged with having a sexual relationship with a student at the time of her Jan. 25 arrest. Folks was released from Forrest County Jail that same month after posting a $30,000 bond but elected to blow her way out of there by swinglining the local magistrate with a hot hand of spam making. If convicted of sexual battery, she could face up to 30 years in prison and severe muff divings in an all female prison.

I was told by an un-named source that this 16 year old speckled her freckles with his dipping sauce apparel while he was watching re-runs of Fragle Rock.. Oh well, at least this kid will have a great jerk off fantasy when he gets old enough to appreciate his experience. OR maybe he will grow up treating Women like sex objects because women like to dress up like sex objects? Hmmm. Regardless, this kids will end up on the channel 5 news for something down the road.

Loni Folks has pleaded guilty to sexual battery. Folks who faced a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison had she gone to trial and been convicted was instead sentenced to a suspended 12-year prison sentence. Folks will be required to serve five years of post-supervised release and to register as a sex offender.