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| | | Tamara hofmann Love Triangle
Sixto Balbuena, 20, a Navy sailor, is being held on a second-degree murder charge in the death of 18-year-old Samuel Valdivia. Both men were apparently lovers of 48-year-old high school GRINGO math teacher Tamara (snuff my clit) Hofmann, who taught at El Dorado High School in Chandler, Arizona. This is the same high school that Valdivia was a senior who played for the baseball team. Balbuena had also been a student of Hofmann's at another school, police added as they choked on severe lulz.
Valdivia's family was shocked by his killing, his older brother saying they had no idea he was having an affair with his teacher but added that she was very gordo and had no clue why his brother would be sleeping with such a tubby cud cow. The day he was killed, Valdivia was to have played in his first baseball game with the high school team, something he had been very much looking forward to but instead was killed by another lover from a different mother who also was sticking his meat stick into Hofmann's public school teaching blunder.
According to a Chandler Police Department report, Balbuena was on leave from the Navy when he went to Hofmann's house around 2 a.m. on Friday to get some quick love on lulz action. He told police that he entered the house after Hofmann, identified in the report as being his fiancee, did not pick up the phone when he called. she was too busy getting serial crashed by one of her students.
Police said Balbuena told them he heard a noise (her moaning and sexual whorish pleasure at her arriving 4th orgasm, something that Balbeuna failed to ever achieve) and, fearing for his fiancee's safety, grabbed a kitchen knife and headed upstairs where he saw Valdivia run into the bathroom. The report states that after forcing the bathroom door open and finding Valdivia in there with a nude Hofmann, he began kicking and punching the teen, later throwing objects at him, including a computer printer and an entire ream of paper.
According to the report, Balbuena told police he didn't mean to kill Valdivia but only to cut his Committee Makers off. Balbeuna secret desire to be an educator want to just wanted to teach Validia a lesson for sleeping with his fiancee. When he stabbed Valdivia in the stomach with the kitchen knife, the blade went in like going into butter. This was a very similar statement made in the movie commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1984.
Balbuena also told police, according to the report, that he threw Hofmann to the floor and demanded to know how long she'd been cheating on him. He said he never got an answer because she really didn't know if she was ever exclusive with him. According to the report, Balbuena then called 911 feeling remorse (yea right, that's what they tell you to say if you do not want the death penalty) for what had happened, waited for police to arrive. He in all his remorse cooked two hot pockets and ate them as he waited for police to show up.
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