Top Gun Maverick Quotes
"I'm going hit the brakes and he'll fly right by."
To lose you're competition
"What's your problem, Kazanski?"
What the fuck dick head
"I feel the need, the need for speed!"
Lets do this shit up in style "That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."
My kung fu is superior "Bullshit! You can be mine."
After you first dick head "Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower."
I'm about to do something risky or stupid "Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate."
Actually, you're a woman, what would you know "It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
Blow me and I will tell you "Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
Bartender can I run another tab "That son of a bitch cut me off!"
Your friend made a move on the girl you were scoping "I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose."
Go hang out with your friend instead of chick chasing "This is what I call a target rich environment."
Lots of skanks to hit on "Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this."
Saying that even a NICE GUY could get laid "She's lost that loving feeling."
Time to make a move while she is vulnerable "You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead."
When you're on the dance floor you got to risk humiliation for ass "Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns."
When you're one liners aren't working, you switch material "Is this your idea of fun, Mav?"
When you're hanging out with fat chicks or ugly brods "Ice water."
Being cheap and not spending money on a real drink "Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?"
Basically stating the obvious about something, like thats my girlfriend asshole "Hey Slider.....(sniff).... You stink."
Telling a guy to fuck off "I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out."
I need a drink bad after a rejection "When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first"
Bros before hos fo sho's "Because I was inverted"
Banging a chick "Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!"
Cock blocking a guy and then rationalizing it "Jesus, this guy's good!"
Giving props to your competition "This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned."
Having sex with a girl who is a friend "Talk to me Goose".
Asking your navigator for advice | 
