1. THE RAPE POUND ~The rape pound is when you can pound her so hard it would be considered rape if it were a thin chick. This is because a thin chick's body would be unable to absorb the intense throttling of a man's hip and buttocks thrusts with his cutting man saber penetrating at CALTEC speeds.
2. SPOTTING THE BIGFOOT~Spotting the Bigfoot is when you tell the fat chick to basically get ready for Sex by instructing her to take off her clothes and get on her stomach with her ass facing the direction of the door. You then dim or cut off the lights and watch her from the cracked door as though you are a hunter stalking the Bigfoot. She will be asking what are you doing but you ignore her until she starts to change her body position you kick open the door screaming and jump on her back and start thrusting your hips hoping to achieve penetration anywhere you can.
3. THE BEACHED WHALE~The beached whale is when you wake up next to a fat chick and she is on her side. Instead of trying to push her back into the ocean you try to push your harpoon into either her ass, mouth, or where even Gepetto feared to tread.
4. THE SITTING BULL~The Sitting Bull is when you spot a fat chick at a Golden Corral (or any buffet environment) and you become Sitting Bull who spots the LAST buffalo and goes on the hunt to slay it. The benefit is you can stop, eat and get laid at the buffet.
5. THE HANSEL AND GRETEL~The Hansel and Gretel is when you lurer a fat chick away from her skinny friends by dropping cookie crumbs and get her to follow you. Depending on where you are you can lead the trail either to your parked mini van outside of the club or to a bus and seal the deal by bringing out the Hostess cup cakes for good measure. While she is tearing into the cup cakes you can be like a Jack Russel Terrier and grab hold of a leg, thigh or breast and just pound away. If anyone is happening to be watching it's best that they just let you finish.
6. THE DUMPLING ROLL~The dumpling roll is when you fold the flesh of a fat chick and bang it. In Alabama it is called the pig in the blanket. Same concept different name all feels the same.
7. THE SINK HOLE FREE FALL~The sink hole free fall is when you bang a fat chick in her ass really hard and the vibrations cause her to fart on your dick causing her ass hole to open up thus causing a free fall effect further into her anal cavity. The first time you do this is scary almost like falling into a puddle.
8. RIDDING THE BULL~ Riding the Bull is when you pick up a fat chick and take her home with you and you start to bang her. You convince her to go into doggy style and when you are hitting from behind you yell out what a fat ugly bitch she is and when she tries to buck you off you grab her hips and ride the bull. (If she is considerably larger than you when you finally bust a load she could very well beat your ass depending on your size and strength. I do not recommend this for little men and to do this to fat girls named Rosie).
9. THE SWAMP THING~The swamp thing is only for guys who are freaks. You basically 69 a fat chick and all the folds around her vagina open up and the pubs she could not shave emerge and you find yourself in what resembles the everglades down in Florida. Bad smells, weird growth and echoes of lost ships.
10. MY BULLDOG ROSIE~My bulldog Rosie is when you get a fat chick to play fetch and when she returns what ever you are playing fetch with she licks your balls. A fat chick often resembles a bulldog and dogs like to lick balls. This is a foreplay move and is very fun to talk about to your guy friends who also have a pet bulldog named Rosie. | 
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