End Of The World 2012

Every decade has a prediction of the end of the world by every civilization who inhabited Earth. In the decade of 2000, the end of the world has been predicted to be 2012. From the Mayan to Nosterdamous to revelations in the bible, 2012 is the end of all time. (Who the hell knows what the Koran reads and quite frankly who the fucks cares). Anyway, back to the problem at hand, oh yeah, the end of the world. It will occur when all the planets come into one alignment and the wrath of God or the aliens will unfold.

If the world is going to end then what is left that's worth living for? Nothing, you can;t live it the world ends. Duh. But, there is only one thing in the world that matters, pussy. This is the ultimate opportunity to get laid during the end of tall time. Think about it, if everyone knows the world is going to in 2012 then that means girls are going to be slutting it out like deep fried snickers bars at the state fair and they won;t be counting calories. This means Women will not hold back and won;t feel bad about the amount of mileage they are going to be putting on their odometer.

Everyone will have a chance to bang primo and sleezo ass. To all you ugly guys out there, this means you too. If you had trouble getting ass before just realize the world’s population is something like 56% women, 4 % homos and the rest men. You have the ultimate Donkey Punch shot at scoring some serious butt pleasure. It will be like walking onto an all girls college campus where even the Run of the Mill looks hot.

The end of days should be nothing less than spring break free for all. Women will be wearing bang me bands on their arms when they are looking for a poking from the pokomon man. It will be the red light district on crack accept this time no one will be paying. The places to be for this pussy poking banzana will be large cities like New York city on New Years eve.

The best part about 2012 is that you will not have to worry about STD’s at all. Why? The world is ending in 2012 that is why! You won’t live long enough to care about your penis looking like a cheese pizza with everything on it. So, add more sausage and pepperoni to it you won't live long enough to see the effects. All the bitches you wanted to bang but had STD's will be free game. So game on and tag that shit like you use to be able to on the freedom expression tunnel at NCSU before Obama was elected.

You will not have to worry about maintaining a relationship either. No more pesky dates and standing on ceremony with your girlfriend whose pussy you are so tired of already. No more boring ass Relationship Talkie and running up your damn cell phone bill either. No more boring as trips to her parent’s house or any holiday functions. You turn that constipated relationship into George Brett liquid explosion and send her sea worthy! Or better yet, trade her with one of your guy friends girlfriends and fulfill that fantasy.

Paying bills will be a thing of the past. Only the uptight squares will be paying their bills allowing the credit market to be maintained. This means you can charge it to the game and some other schlep will be paying for it before the world ends. In other words, just go out and spend for that pussy partying that you will be doing before the world ends. Cash in those 401 K's and take a trip to the Caribbean.

No need to worry about all those Old Balls either! Since the world is ending in 2012 the prescription drug companies will no longer be in business. That means no Viagra will be shipping out to all those old balls out there. You will be able to have the young hard cock in 15 seconds advantage over the old balls. Women including cougars, pumas and milfs will be all over the young cock. Many marriages are going to be liquidated after the adulterous explosions of young cock on the tits of once faithful monogamous wives. There will be no claim to the loyalty of the puss in 2012. LACES OUT!!!

Now for the kicker. If the world is ending then their will be no concern for statutory morals. That is to say, Jailbait will no longer be off limits! I mean not for me personally, but for these guys I know. So all yalls younger sisters friends will be on the market and you can really close some escrow on the ever dropping real estate market of barely 18! Yes, I really wrote that. I know that many a man is going to relive their high school fantasies in 2012.

In conclusion, all young bucks quit your jobs as laborers and crush some serious pussy. With no jobs being taken seriously women have no other purpose than to be receptacles to male pleasure. It is the best deal before the end of the world! Pitch in, saddle up and unite for the ultimate last year binge of dinning on the pleasure palace of whole sale muff gardens. It will not be a time to remember but rather just a fleeting moment to live in pure ecstasy until the high of the world runs out. If I left out anything that you would do, then imagine that I wrote it and fucking do it.