The Gym Doucher is a metro sexual nightmare who is too obsessed with his own body to even notice Women exist. From a distance he could be mistaken from a real man and when chicks get in closer they will see he is a catalog shopper who pays no attention to the women who observe him. So when women see attractive men working out in the gym and they have ran into a Gym Doucher, they will assume all attractive men working out of self absorbed weenie rangers. The behaviors of gym etiquette, gym routines, closet gheyness and no interest in women what so ever of the Gym Doucher will be conveyed to better understand this estrogen pumping pussy.
The doucher gets off work and goes straight to the gym for his 3 hours of self gratification. He then spends about half his time getting ready in the locker room flexing his Turd Cutter in front of all the Old Balls who are dressing out. After that he then journeys out into the gym where he performs strange calisthenic routines which cause everyone to stare at him in confusion. What people don’t realize is that this exercise is being done so he can suck his own dick so he doesn’t strain his neck.
He then proceeds to take over the entire gym by rubbing his scent on all the equipment so no one else can use it. When you try to get a work out on a piece of equipment the doucher throws a Sissy Mary hissy fit he made Love to 15 minutes earlier. If that’s not ghey enough, the doucher never puts back the damn dumb bells and leaves the weight on the squat rack for you to take off and put back.
The good news about a Gym Doucher is that he is mostly likely lifting weights in the closet too. His ego is so big that he doesn’t see the fact that he is really gay in love with his own self. That’s why he spends so much time in the locker room warming up and I don’t mean his hamstrings! Am I being too critical of the doucher? I have personally witnessed Gym Douchers rudely cut in front of women working out and harasses them when they get to close to the douchers work out space. Please, the Gym Doucher is dripping with competitive femininity and has no interest in chicks but only with their own dicks.
Is the Gym Doucher really a threat to Guy Code? Probably not, considering he brings the hate all on himself for being an inconsiderate prick who nobody likes but his mother. Real men who practice guy code don’t have to be concerned with self absorbed douche mountains who would rather make love to their face than a woman’s poon box. The more Gym Douchers there are the better for real men. Competition is fierce these days and real men can take any advantage they can. God bless the Gym Douchers who would rather jerk off while staring at themselves in the mirror instead of crushing pussy like a normal XY chromosome males.
Starring At The Ladies Working Out?
I personally go to the gym to get huge so I can get chicks like the one in the picture above. In addition to, I go to the gym to watch the hot chicks I want to date work out at the gym. Two birds one boner. However, the Gym Doucher pays no mind to the primo ass that is barely sweating right in front of him while doing hip thrusts. There is defiantly something wrong with this. While I am pretending not to get caught looking at the hotties the doucher is making eye contact with himself in a mirror while licking the glass. It's so uncomfortable to watch another male undress himself while working out. Oh well, more for me and you I guess.
I have seen guys like this at the gym. Its pretty gay. They make you uncomfortable too.
Blackmurphy
- Extreme toolsheds
|70.144.156.xxx
|2008-11-05 09:16:35
That pic of the chick bending over makes me want to buy rubbers. I don't know why, I never would use one. lol I guess I'm not a gym doucher then!
Maverick
|SAdministrator
|2008-11-05 09:21:37
this is fuckin great
Amy
|69.134.189.xxx
|2008-11-05 11:14:24
They work out like that because they have little penises. Just so you know if a girl uses the word penis about a guy it means its small. If she uses the word dick, then its a nice one.
Truck stop
|69.134.189.xxx
|2008-11-05 11:15:58
guys like that are so gay. I went to school with a guy who sat closet to the door because he could see his reflection there. har har har. metro slap all the douch bums
Young guns bro
|69.134.189.xxx
|2008-11-06 00:47:10
haha, not now chief im the fu**ing zone!
oKLAND
|70.144.134.xxx
|2008-11-06 03:31:25
I take offesne to beiung one of those guys who has a suprerior body and all you fuckers are just hating because you are fat and lazy.
the dragon steam boat
|70.144.134.xxx
|2008-11-06 03:42:57
you can't even spell! you fu**ing muscle head. duh duh duh. hahaha. need the case be proven further! fag!
newbilln
|SAdministrator
|2008-11-10 05:22:06
these types of guys are funny. a couple of pumps with the iron and they think they will see instant changes. I hate the guys who get all close and snuggly with the mirror and start critiquing their face. *face wash biotch*
Jhop
|70.144.134.xxx
|2008-11-13 01:29:43
MUSCLE MILK!!!! YOU WANT A SHOT AT THE TITLE!
Jeff
|66.18.242.xxx
|2009-01-23 07:29:02
In Canada we call these guys "mirror inspectors"
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