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 The Beta Male

 Beta males are guys who are completely dominated by girls. They could just be friends with these girls or actually be in a relationship with them. Most of the time normal girls have gay guys (fagots, queers, whistle Neelis, flute puffers, homos etc) as friends and this is perfectly acceptable. The girls who fall for the beta males are physically attracted to them but they also like to shop with the guy who they are dating. The following synopsis shall explain the beta male indubitably.

Where do beta males come from? Beta males are guys who were the victims of feminization of the American public school system that took place in the 1990’s to present. As you may or may not know, the public school system is dominated by default female teachers who have constant access to the tabla rosa of the male mind during their early stages of socialization. These males may also have lived with their bitter mother whose husband may have or may not have left her because she was stone cold fuck nuts. Being bombarded by a bitter woman during the early stages of childhood development may also cause young boys to turn into a beta male.

The Women who go for beta males do so because they will only date guys from whom they can control. By control I mean every aspect of their life including the inspecting of text messages, AIM smileys, Facebook / Myspace passwords, email accounts without the beta male having the same un to hers. These women would rather be comfortable all the time by knowing every direction their relationship goes because even if she can not control herself she can control the beta male.

Normally chicks go after the asshole guy because he’s so manly and dominate. However, there are some girls who go for the beta males for the opposite reasons. The conundrum is that the 60 % of guys who fall in between assholes and beta males still get screwed by the twisted reasoning of this female phenomenon. Because of the apex of humanity which dissipated during the 1960’s women have been sent into the emotional wilderness when it comes to dating rational men. This causes these women to have fear of real interpersonal relationship and rives them into the arms of pathetic patchouli burning beta males.

 
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 Tea Pot Beta Male

Look, Beta Males are barely hetero sexual and could quite possibly be gay. I have seen male cheerleaders on occasion while attending college football games pretty much man handle the female cheerleaders. What I did not see was their eyes peeping at all the feminine features of the cheerleader they were tossing around. I had a friend in high school who was a male cheerleader and all he talked about was looking up the skirts of cheerleaders and how he felt their tits on the way down. These beta males seem to be more interested in performing rather than bumping fist with their colleagues about what a sweet gig they have. Seriously, next time you attend a college football, see if any of the male cheerleaders show any sign of wanting to tap the ass of any of the chicks they are throwing around.  

 
 


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