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So are you thinking about using steroids? Have you really asked yourself why the hell you would want to do something that loaded with problems? Well, in case you didn’t notice, all the guys who use steroids are muscle bound no necks with a zero Sex drive. Why is that you ask? Your body is over loaded with testosterone and your balls shrink to the size of raisins. Are you still interested? Well just in case you are lets explore why all steroid users are subconscious homosexuals, why chicks don’t like it, the side effects, legal problems and you look retarded. If you can live with yourself after knowing the previously mentioned problems, then have at it.
There is only one reason why guys use steroids and its because they are subconscious homosexuals. Think about it. They are getting abnormally huge because they want to be bigger than the guy next to them. It's a vicious cycle of subconscious homosexualism. Come out of the closet already! Guys who use steroids are the same queers who slapped the ass of their team mate during a sporting event. It’s the same difference. You are starring at guys bodies more than you are girls because you want to be bigger then the other guy. How the hell does that math add up? So if you're no gay then why do you want to use steroids?
Sorry to burst the steroid bubble but chicks do not dig it. I met one chick at Hooters who said she thought it was kind of hot but she also can’t figure out why Happy Days went off the air. For the most part girls don’t like men whose muscles are abnormally big. For one, it makes your penis look much smaller than it already was. So why would you want to take away from the size of the one thing that can’t get bigger? Sorry steroid guys, those Enzyte commercial are bullshit too. Women are easily frightened so if you look like Conan the Barbarians muscular scrotum you are going to scare off the girl.
Another problem with steroids are the disgusting side effects. Yes steroid guys there are side effects regardless of what other muscle heads have told you. If you can live with your balls shrinking to the size of raisons then you were getting laid before that so I guess you don’t have to worry about it now. You can also develop severe acne that resembles a nutty butty on your face. Gross. Not to mention liver failure, kidney damage and death after prolonged use. Try Googling professional athletes who are now dead because of their steroid use, their broken marriages and children who want nothing to do with them later in life. Go rent the move The Wrestler (starring Mickey Rourke) and that is about the worst side effect one could get from prolonged use of steroids.
Still thinking its worth using steroids, well just know if you get caught with them you could face serous legal problems. Lots of muscle head wackos don’t even realize steroids are illegal. Regardless if you stick them in your ass with a needle or take them orally, they are still illegal. Look at all the baseball players who are now coming forward for steroid use. If you get caught with steroids it’s the same charge as getting caught with heroine. Regardless if it’s a first time offense, you would be fighting a 20 year sentence in court. Oh, but its ok because you are ordering them online from Mexico, a place that is so bad its people are swimming over the Rio Grande to get away from it.
I watched a reality TV show about body builders and my first observation other than they weren’t getting laid was that they looked retarded. When your calf muscle is bigger than your head you look regodamndiculous. When you skin looks like its been dyed in brown sand and you are standing on stage with 8 other guys checking out your muscles t just looks really gay. What is the point? You get huge so you can paint yourself with fake tanner, to show off your fake chemically induced muscles for the attention of other males who did it for the same reason.
Even if I only hit a few good points they are big enough to you that steroids are stupid. They volate Guy Code on all fronts. You are not getting big for a chick you are for other dudes. Why not go move to the Castro District of San Fransisco and spare your body alot of needless suffering. Using steroids is gay and chicks who you should be trying to bang think its gross, the side effects, legal problems and your digty as a man looking retarded is just not worth it. If you want to get huge for the reason of entertaining yourself then go right a head, you weren't born right as a man anyway. In the end steroids equal big smelly mess that causes everyone to not like you because you look ridiculous. | | | | | | Seriously, Steroids? Do you really want to look as retard stupid as this poor dumb bastard who can;t even jerk off anymore? Make no mistake, that isn't a woman he is working out with there. That is his friend Harry Manlyballs. Getting roid huge is like getting a tattoo. You keep want to get more and more and the same goes with getting bigger. So who are you really wanting to get that retarded huge for? Some other big fat nasty roid head that who. You sweat their balls in the gym then you realize they don't have any balls left. Do you know why girls with naturally chicks are so much more desirable than fake titties? Because its real. If you look like this the only thing real about you is your small balls and you being retardly gay. |
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