Look Guys Don't Do This

The story is that I am friends with this girl whose sister was cheating on her husband. Well yes she did violate the sanctity of marriage as well as her husbands Contract of Property. Even if her husband is a complete verbally abusive drunk she still fucked up. I mean the guy never hit her or anything but he is the typical suburban loud mouth redneck. If you are not happy with your marriage then get out of it, don't cheat while you share the same bed with a would be psychopath husband. Sounds like good advice right? Well we all know good advice goes unheeded and this girl ended up cheating on her husband who more or less publically stuck his dick in the mash potatoes just to spite her. 

Of course Women are not so bright when it comes to cheating so she made a few mistakes along the way. The first mistake was her many trips to the beach to see her so called stunt cock. When you claim to be working two hours away a few times a week, it gets very suspicious. The second and most damning evidence was the nude pictures she failed to empty the recycle bin on her computer. The husband who is a computer type guru checked the recycling bin and saw nude photos that were not sent to him. If that wasn't enough the dumb bitch had the guys name she was fucking on a piece of paper in the photo! PWN! Women and emotions do not add up to neither accountability, responsibility or rationality. Neither do hurricanes.

Every guy fears their women banging another guy and if it happens it is a serious assault to their ego. Try to imagine that your wife (your sexual "property") was a FedEx package and you discover her delivery confirmation number was being opened over and over again by another guys wiener schnitzel. That would be enough to sell the farm. It's one thing to break up with your significant other and later find out she has met someone else who she is sucking off before he goes to bed at night. It would bother you to high hell but the relationship ended in a legal fashion, so all was fair even though you don't like it. However, to still be married and share the same bed and to find out your wife is being drawn and quartered on someone else's butcher table could cause you to go insane.

How did the husband find out about all this? Well, getting suspicious he get a program to record computer key strokes so he can get the password to her email account. He finds out who the guy is by of course comparing the first name to the one on the piece of paper she was so foolishly holding in the nude picture. So not only does he get the guys name but he gets the guys work email address. He then finds out where this guy works along with where he lives. Bad things man, bad things.

Don't worry, the "Dude, Don't Do That" part is coming up. Obviously any guy would be upset about his wife dong bonging on another guy but this guy takes it not only a step further but a step off the edge of the map. I mean it would have been better if he just killed the guy in a crime of passion than to do something this psychologically twisted. The husband not only emails colorful threatening message but he for some strange reason attached pictures of his cock. Yes, his COCK! He sent the guy who is balling his wife, pictures of his cock. Why would you send pictures of your cock to the guy whose load the woman who sleeps next to you in the bed swallows? I have no idea (I still laughed my ass of though). Talk about male dominant monkey behavior displayed at its finest white trash form.

The whole point of this story is to tell you how to handle an embarrassing situation like a wife who is cob chewing cock outside of the marriage by taking it to a court room. You have so many avenues to pursue as long as you have the evidence. The husband had pictures, emails and the address she was cheating on him with the other guy. The husband then can take the man to court and sue him for alienation of affection, get a nice sum of money along with forgoing paying the bitch alimony for committing adultery. To top it all off, he could also get full custody of the kids to protect them from their mother's whorish craving for unwed cock. So whatever you do, if your wife is cheating on you, please do not send pictures of your cock to the guy who is way laying your wife, take him to court and win mathematically.