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Written by Micheal Savage
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| | | A Barrett 50 Cal or an Engagement Ring?
I am a lower middle class guy who had the benefit of saving a shit ton of money over the years (lived with parents lulz). I went to college, got a degree and was lucky enough to land a job afterward. I own a house and my mortgage is low as balls. Thank god for liar loans but that's another story for a different day. Okay my problem is this, I have around 13,000.00 to spend on either a nice engagement ring or a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle. How did a Barrett .50 caliber rifle come into play? Well I am a real fucking man and I wanted one for years. To me a Barrett rifle sums up a man's masculinity quite nicely by quality and force. I also want a wife but I reservations about that too if that means spending 13 K on a diamond. By going over the point of a diamond engagement ring and the self serving benefits of a Barrett .50 cal, I or yourself will come to the conclusion about what to do with that 13,000.00.
The purpose of an diamond engagement ring is for your fiancee to wear ten plus grand on her finger so she can brag about it to her friends. The diamond is not a sign of your affection toward your fiancee but rather a bribe so you can marry her. all this ring is to your fiancee is a materialistic device to make her friends feel like shit about the inadequate size of their engagement rings. I thought Love was something a little more genuine than that but thanks to Hollywood and diamonds, love is just a bonus if you happened to land a chick who is capable of it. If you think your "would be" fiancee really loves you then ask her would it be okay to just get wedding bands as opposed to spending 10 plus K on an engagement ring. See what true love really says after you pop that question to her. Want a hint? Her answer rhymes with foe which is what she becomes when you go through divorce proceedings.
A Barrett 50 caliber sniper rifle is a true expression of how a man should be treated. The .50 cal is loyal, strong, protective, faithful, sexy, powerful, and will always possess undying devotion to you and perhaps one day even your son. Is this fantasy making more sense to you now? A Barrett can make a man feel just the way he was meant to be, which is powerful and unconquered. I mean have you ever seen a picture of a guy holding a Barrett .50 cal who wasn't happy? Exactly. A Barrett is like a Super Bowl party that never ends. When was the last time you saw a guy smiling when he dropped 13 K on a fucking diamond ring? Exactly. Shop smart, shop S-MART and buy a Barrett .50 cal.
How long do marriages last these days? Anywhere from 2 to 7 years. Women are so emotionally unstable thanks to Feminist bulk dykey lies about egalitarianism. Because of this women have no practical understanding of accountability of their decisions so its no wonder marriages are fleeting in nature these days. Why would I want to shell out 13,000 plus on a ring that the bitch would keep after we got a divorce? I would much rather spend that on a Barrett rifle that will be with me until then end rather than a ring that will send me into divorce court causing me to drop another 13 K plus on lawyer fees. So do yourself a favor, buy a Barrett for the real reasons of love rather than a Hollywood symbol of female bragging rights or better yet, find a girl who loves you for you. Good luck on that one too.. | | | | | | This Guy Is HappyOkay the guy holding the Barrett 82 A1 has a retail value MSRP of around 11,000. As you can see this guy is married so his wife must be a Smoking Gun to have let him buy this superior gift to himself rather than shelling out 11 grand on a blood diamond from Kimberly South Africa. How confident does this guy look? I bet he goes to work everyday with the intent to slap his boss in the face. That's how confident this guy is. When you have a Barrett .50 caliber rifle there is no need for the little blue pill, you will have a hard on for life! | | | | | | | Big Ass Wedding RingI find this picture quite fitting for the occasion of comparison. The love your would be fiancee will have for you will last as long as the ice cream in that cone will stay cold. Is an ice cream cone really worth 13 K plus for finger jewelry? If you have power ball money then sure but the rest of us certainly would say no. Women always keep their effing wedding ring in divorce settlements anyway. So why bother paying that much for a ring when you can get a girl who doesn't care about such things? That and you can buy a Barrett 50 cal instead. I would and did. Biatchhh. |
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