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UFC® 101 DECLARATION Forrest Knocked The Fuck Out

I was watching UFC 101 Declaration at my local Hooters when all eyes turned to the Griffin V Silva fight. Everyone was screaming and clapping when they both entered the ring. People were waiting in anticipation after hearing how much the fight was built up between the two contenders. Silva is a great fighter but I would say Griffin was the favor at Hooters. What a let down was to come.

Despite the anticipation, Silva probably won the fight in less than 2 minutes. If that wasn't bad enough, Silva was toying with Griffin the whole time making awkward jerky moves and facial expressions to Forest. Hell, there was one time where Silva let Forrest up just so he could knocked his clumsy ass down again. It's sad when it takes you longer to walk to the ring than it took to get knocked the schmeckle out by a fighter who was just out to have fun.

With all due respect to Forrest, he forgot to show up at this fight. I thought Rashad Evan's knock out on Chuck Liddell was bad but watching the replay as Silva kissed his own glove while backing up and knocked out Griffin, I realized it was time to pay the check. Thank god I had no bets on this fight. Silva executed a classic defense jab while he ducted from two of Griffins ill advised long bombs. He struck Griffins chin with Tomahawk missile pin point accuracy.Forrest fell to the floor looking like a drunk on Mardi Grah.

 
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Hooters Waitress Calls it

While sitting at my table and watching the after math of the Griffin humiliation our Hooters waitress "LC" sat down to comment. LC looked at us and said, "I can't believe he didn't stick around for the interview". Forrest apparently woke up and immediately ran to his locker room faster than it took him to walk to the ring. After careful examination LC then stated, "He ran out of the ring like a little bitch didn't he?" I experienced a severe epic "LULZ" when she said that. This coming from a girl who is petite, blonde, natural and sweet made me LMFAO. I then told her she was right and that Forrest probably ran so people wouldn't see him cry again like we did when he fought the Dean of Mean Keith Jardine.

 



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