MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry

• (REALLY MEANS)    I am hungry

2. I am sleepy

• (REALLY MEANS)    I am sleepy

3. I am tired

• (REALLY MEANS)    I am tired

4. Nice dress

• (REALLY MEANS)    Nice cleavage!

5. I love you

• (REALLY MEANS)    Let's have sex now

6. I am bored

• (REALLY MEANS)    Do you want to have sex

7. May I have this dance?                          

• (REALLY MEANS)    I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime?                      

• (REALLY MEANS)    I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie?               

• (REALLY MEANS)    I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner?              

• (REALLY MEANS)    I'd like to have sex with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit    

• (REALLY MEANS)    I'm gay