Retiring Your Friends Jersey

If you have lost a good friend to a girl he has been lost forever. Much like the elves returning to Valinor for all you LARPS out there. There is only one thing you can do which is to retire his jersey.When a guy puts pussy over his friends he is not sexually out of controlled but in Love. Being in love is the worst possible thing to happen for a guy. He will by default be obligated to blow off his opwn plans for that of his girlfriend / fiancee / wife. Forget buyer loyatly, he is gone. 

Warning Signs Of Being Whipped

This however is a very clever deceptive facade by an experienced female hell bent on training your friend to her own ends. He will begin to lose touch, not call and defiantly not hangout out. It has also been reported that your once true friend will lose interest in all things having to do with masculinity. A sudden shift in change in political views to a more moderate view point or a Feminist view. It will come to a point where you will no longer be able to even have this person in your life. Like almost having a spy among a group of real men.

 Have A Mock Funeral For Your Fallen Comrade

The only thing you can do about this is to honor the memory of a once great man and RETIRE his jersey as a group. It is recommended doing this in a public setting, more specifically a sports bar or strip club. Every now and then your friend will tell his wife that he's Getting the Band Back Together. This is nothing permanent, but further illustrates how P-Whipped the guy is and he can only be pittied for not manning up to actually be a man.