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| | | The Smoking GunMen there comes a time in life where in fact you do have to grow up and leave certain behavior behind. However, most of us never do because we never found a reason to change for the better of something greater than ourselves. This convenient notion changes when a man meets a smoking gun. The one woman has the power to make you not only forgive lesser Women but also forgive yourself. Gentleman behold all the meanings you need to know about the smoking gun including the origins of the term, your distrust of women, who is a smoking gun, what makes this woman special and why you are willing to take the next step with this woman. All these things together make up the coveted desires of the rising phoenix called “smoking gun”.
First of all what is the origins of the smoking gun? The term "smoking gun" was originally a reference to something that represents conclusive evidence of a crime or proof of an occurrence. For example, what happens when you fire a gun? Smoke comes out the barrel therefore you know the gun was fired. Well how does this concept relate to a near perfect woman? Well, all men Love guns and and what better way to convey man’s desire of a woman than to combine it with a gun (if you don’t like guns you’re a Candy Ass momma’s boy). Guns are sexy and a woman holding a gun is even sexier. More over, this woman is also “smoking hot” touching on the cliché itself. So a smoking gun is the proof that a near perfect woman can exist in a world full of self destructive emotionally problem filled women who indirectly fuck up everything in their path (which happens to be the direct you’re standing in).
From middle school to high school women are the first to break a man’s heart. I know a lot of guys and to this day I have yet to come across a guy who broke a woman’s heart first. Men are loyal from birth until a woman abandons his heart for an instant notion of ill advised instant gratification. High school would be the origins of where good men become injurious, malevolent, ominous, pernicious, distrustful and vindictive toward women. It’s a natural reaction because all men are born to be Wesley from the Princess Bride (greatest youth love story of our time). Even Wesley was hurt when Buttercup abandoned his memory. Nonetheless, when something bright, warm and shiny is taken away from a man’s heart he loses faith in women and trust is difficult to come by.
Who are these so called women who would be considered a smoking gun? Believe it or not, most smoking guns are girl who were Tom Boys growing up. It’s true! A tom boy is a girl who more or less does guy things with guys because she likes the same things that guys like. However, smoking guns can also be women from small towns or women who moved around a lot when growing up. The small town feel is a harsh reality of sense of community and faithfulness. Women who move around a lot are less emotionally and more rational to the reality of life. These attributes give the smoking the ability not only to understand men but to effectively relate to men by successfully communicating to them.
What makes a smoking gun so special to men who wouldn’t trust women in general? When you meet a smoking gun you know right away there is something different about her. She is calm, collected, straight forward, and unconsciously sensitive to your mood as well expectations. These same women only chose to experience their life (including sexuality) with men who not only genuinely cared for them but also respected them. For the laymens, a smoking gun is “A woman who likes sports, the outdoors, significance of history, hard work, beer, Sex, your friends (as in accepting them), athletic, lettered in cheer leading, was prom queen (or the like) can sew, has a big heart, beautiful, can pull off all hair colors, has cute feet, deep blue eyes (or whatever eye color that does it for you), pays their rent/mortgage on time, great relationship with her father, cries all the time when she is happy, can debate rationally, fights hard, compassionate, caring, loyal and forgoes all other men and their advances or flirts to their ego.
When a man finds a woman who closely resembles a smoking guy he realizes he must take the next step to secure her very being to his own. That’s right, as gay as it might sound, men will want to put her first of his own needs out of respect to GOD bestowing this angel from heaven into his and his alones care. In order to do this you must get married. Yes, its true but there is a good reason behind it. If you don’t want anyone else to get a hold of your smoking gun she requires that you marry her. I mean it’s only fair. You marry her and she gives you eternal bliss throughout your lives together. One woman forever you ask? Well, if any of you have ever been in love know that sex (or anything sexual) is 10 times better with someone you share an emotional connection with compared to some random conquest. With that being said, the smoking gun is the emotional connection of a life time or a lifetime ever to be sought.
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