1. Winning an argument with a girl, a girl friend, or wife are completely different concepts.

 Winning an argument with a girl is rather easy. A girl at this point is just another conquest or someone you are trying to win over. You have nothing to hold to her to make you feel guilty, obligated, or responsible. At this point you can pretty much say and do anything with no back lash. This is where most guys want top keep it. However, the longer you get to know someone the more she will chip away the Guy Code standard procedure.

Acting like a pretentious jerk no matter if you started the cause for the arguement is one avenue of winning an argument. You have to break a woman's self respect early on in the relationship if you are to train them. Remember, Women have achieved the right to vote way before they should have and therefore do not know how to think for themselves. So, think for them. They want you to do everything anyway so why not take it a step further by making them totally dependent on your every judgement.

Personal attacks concerning a girls physical body will do wonders for breaking through her irrational thinking during an argument. When you get her crying, you can point out that she can not have a rational conversation without getting all emotional and not being able to talk about the problem at hand. When she runs to her room crying that means you won the argument.

2. Winning an argument with your girlfriend can get tedious.

If you hold the cards of money or basically anything materialistic that she is enamored with you can win. If your holding the the key to all the material things she wants, money, car, jewelry etc, she will not be able to use her sexuality against you, such as her VA-JAY-JAY aka vagina.

However, if you are poor or living a modest means then you are constantly in danger of being cut off from the VA-JAY-JAY. Basically you're screwed.

In addition to, if your girlfriend is not a materialistic bitch, then you are also screwed.

A last resort option would be to tell your girlfriend she is action like her mother and that you feel sorry for her father. Quickly ask her,"Is this what I have to look forward to down the road?" When she realizes her subconscious competitive catty conflict about her mother she will deep six the argument and plan a meeting with her therapist to see if she is becoming her mother.

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3. Winning an argument with your wife can be summed up in a colorful simple melody.

The song starts off with,"What can I do to win this argument with my wife". The chorus then follows up by singing,"NOTHING".

4. Wife Beater T-Shirt Technique

 If you change into a wife beater every time you get into an argument with your better half it will give you a psychological advantage. She will begin to subconsciously recall the time her daddy beat her with a belt and start to lose focus and give in. However, if you married a complete psychotic bitch whose father was never around it will not have the same effect. You will just end up on the channel five news.