The above picture is of Danny Newman protesting at a local municipal building voicing his disdain at a blind rage of Guy Code envy. He attracted media attention with his good looks and clever savvy on his knowledge of fine wines and well rounded ability on many topics. Danny is protesting and supporting that there should be Guy Equality.
Keep Masculinity Legal
Danny Newman was attacked around 3:01 am 4/16/07 at his condo by an unknown assailant. We have reason to believe he was attacked by a fellow supporter of Guy Code who was unhappy about his girlfriend taking Danny up on his Guy Code skillz. The evidence suggests that the assailant yelled,” QUIT TALKING TO JESSICA B. YOU MOTHER F*CKER!!!" This was taunted at Danny over and over again while he was being attacked and kicked while covering on the ground. All Danny could reply back was,” A MOTHER F*CKER I MAY BE BUT THE MOTHER I F*CKED WASN'T MINE!" This did little to stop the assailant from their blind rage and the attack only ended when Danny’s neighbor Micheal Overton, came to his aid with a baseball bat. Overton is seen as a hero on two parts. First, Overton was trying to get laid when the incident started and abandoned his quest when he heard the classic Guy Code response to being called a “mother f*cker”. The second part was Overton is also a fellow follower of Guy Code. He also had sexual relations with Jessica B. and also felt responsible for what happened to Danny considering he told him about Jessica B. and how easy of a conquest she would be. Obviously the consequences were not worth the reward and Danny is now on a crusade to point out all Women are fair game unless they are married, someone has a defined Contract of Property, or if it is your "true friends" girlfriend. In all of these cases, Jessica B. was fair game and her boyfriend was just a victim of her permiscious behavior and dire need to finding a perpetual father figure in her life.
Behind Every Successful Guy Is a Pack Of Haters
When you are a hater, its no reason to attack a fellow supporter of Guy Code. Jealousy will get you no where and attacking a believer of the sacred code will cost you time, respect, and possible excommunication. The excuse of saying he slept with my girlfriend is no excuse. Your girlfriend slept with him. Your girl friend is the assailant, slut, whore, home wrecker, etc, not the guy whose sole purpose is to be a constant gardener. Still need a little more? Ok, women have wanted freedom to choose or have choices since before 1921. Now that they have finally guilted enough p whipped men to give it to them they don't know what to do with it. It's the woman's fault for cheating on you no the would be follower of Guy Code. However, if it was a friend and not an acquaintance, you may have some grounds for assault and your local Guy Code Chapter would stand by you.