Charlie Sheen 2011 Guy Code Man Of The Year
Charlie Sheen unanimously by popular demand, won Guy Code's 2011 Man of the Year!As you well know, Charlie Sheen is fucking crazy! He made a series of great movies in the 1980's two of which won academy awards and he wasn't even trying! More over, Charlie Sheen before his epic but drop tripping on acid while drinking tiger's blood fiasco, was on 2 And A Half Men television series. It was one of the highest rating programs making him at the time the highest paid actor on TV! So what did his royal bad ass do? He fucked himself in the ass and wiped his contract with the after birth! Charlie Sheen was married three times according to his latest man chart record. His first wife Donna Peele was an idiot for marrying Sheen. Their marriage lasted 3 September 1995 - 19 November 1996 when she walked in on him impaling a pornstar with an actual midget donkey! His second wife was the previously mentioned dumb idiot Denise Richards. Their marriage lasted from 15 June 2002 - 30 November 2006 with two kids resulted of his Tiger penis. His last wife, Brooke Mueller was married to Sheen from the 30 of May 2008 to the 2nd of May 2011. Mueller, aka "the stupid twit", had two children with Sheen. Charlie Sheen as also able to have it all, the Madonnas and the whores! What kind of man can live so many lives in just one life time? Someone like Charlie Sheen that's who. Only a man of pure sexual prowess could convince wholesome Women to embark on a journey with him, have his children and figuratively fuck them in their ass with the sad truth of Sheen reality, That reality was straight up pussy which was Charlie Sheen's only weakness. However, according to Charlie the temptation of Beef Curtains was no weakness but rather his fuel to live! Winning Explained by Charlie Sheen A Tiger Doesn't Change His Stripes!
Charlie Sheen is the essence of Guy Code as it matter's to the dream of being a perpetual bachelor with money, babes, drugs and pornstars! Anyone woman who would seriously date a guy like Charlie Sheen and expect him to be faithful is an absolute moron! That's why we Love Charlie and that's why he won the Guy Code Man of the Year award! Denise Richards should have known that once a man sleeps with a legendary pornstar like Ginger Lynn, his path to fidelity will be forever ruined! Denise Richards had to find out over and over gain that a tiger will never change his stripes! This is why Charlie Drinks Tiger blood!
Winning! Charlie Sheen's ridiculous antics has inspired a rave of winning rampages party goers all over the world. If you want to be able to rationalize your way out of anything and always be right, then be like Charlie Sheen! Buy tiger's blood, sue your boss for his company, go one tour telling your life's story, date pornstars,run up debt with credit cards to convince women you have money and then file bankruptcy when you can no longer charge the cards! That's the Charlie Sheen way of immortal gratification, at least until you are arrested because you are not a rich movie star!
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