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| | | Going thought a dry spellGoing thought a dry spell? Well some times you have to ride through the desert on a horse with no name until you find another fertile crescent. Dry spells are bound to happen at one time or another. Even when the months before when you were on fire and everything was lining up. When this dry spell occurs the first thing you need to do is reach out to your local Guy Code chapter for immediate counsel. A Guy Code Responder should be in touch with you withing three days and definantly by Friday. If you are a LONER, then you need to take comfort at a strip club STAT! | | | | | | Strip ClubsGoing to a strip club always breaks the tension and lets you feel like you still got it even if you have to shell out a few bucks. Women seem to be in to you, make you feel good, and blow smoke right up your ass. You can lay back and remind yourself how you should treat women and see them all over you in turn. With a about a week of visiting strip clubs you should gain insight to your goals and objectives with women. Remember, baby steps at strip clubs can turn into giant leaps after you spent 300 bucks. | | | | | | Always Have A Wingman
Going with a "wingman" or a professional Guy Code Responder is also key. You need someone to share the burden with and who will give you confidence and reinforce your self esteem. Someone to nurse you back by giving all the attention to you and buy you dances. Sometimes the Guy Code responder has to take measures into his own hands and force a VIP room remedy.Moreover, you need someone else to go there so you will not be embarrassed and more likely to get into the funky grove of stripper laps dances, massages,shooter shots, private dances and discovering the secret to sleep with strippers, COCAINE! | | | | | | Private Dances Heals What Ails You
At this point you are probably being nursed back to health and have plenty of libido to give off to the ladies. Women can sense confidence and do not know the difference between a false sense of confidence or the real thing. Having a lap dance triggers your testosterone to flow and this horniess produces a false sense of confidence that can be used to your advantage. That is if you didn't pre-maturely spill during that lap dance. Drink it in and remember every moment, after all you have to pay for it. | | | | | | Party With the Club Rats
After the strip club you should go to the club scene and start jumping on anything you can find. Typically at this point you have nothing to lose. All you have going for you right now is a severe case of stripper induced hormones and a attitude that girls can't get enough of. However, you should probably use the "HYENA METHOD" and pick off one of the sick ones. By sick ones we mean a girl who is not drop dead fine. You need to be gradually welcomed back into the heard of Serial Crushing. A conquest is a conquest and knowing you waylayed a female can cure your dry spell. For additional techniques see "HOOK UP METHODS". | | | | | | Get A Fuck Buddy
It's always a good idea to have a Friends with Benefits Package. Lot's of people have this arrangement and it serves well in times of desperation or when you are in a dry spell. There is nothing like getting laid by someone you already know and are pretty sure they are safe or have papers (bill of health no std's, skinny and no felonies). However, not everyone has the benefit package with a girl or the person is seeing someone else so you can not coordinate a dry spell laying. So, hook up with the fattest chick at the club. | | | | | | Bang A Fat Chick
Now when you try the above steps when you are having a dry spell there is a last resort. Get up with a fat chick. They need loving if not Sex very badly and no one is ever hitting on them. This is the last resort to ending a dry-spell and you are not a man if you haven't sex up a fat chick. Having reservations? Look at it this way, consider it a right of passage to way lay a fat chick. Captain Ahab will finally get his white whale if you jump the big bones of a fate chick. Take one for yourself, take one for the team, and as soon as you do get the hell out! | | | |
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