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The United States Marine Corps (USMC) is a branch of the United States armed forces responsible for providing force projection from the sea, using the mobility of the U.S. Navy to rapidly deliver combined-arms task forces and is one of seven uniformed services as well as slinging American DNA into enemy combatants’ Women. Administratively within the Department of the Navy, operationally the U.S. Marine Corps acts as a separate branch of the military, often working closely with US Naval forces for training, transportation, and logistic purposes. But, the Marines Serial Crushing techniques are limited only to Marines. | | | | | | Confederate Marines
Originally organized as the Continental Marines on November 10, 1775 as naval infantry, the Marine Corps has evolved in its mission with changing military doctrine and American foreign policy to Travel to strange new places, meet new people, and fuck their women, then dip. The Marine Corps has served in every American armed conflict including the Revolutionary War. It attained prominence in the 20th century when its theories and practice of amphibious warfare proved prescient and ultimately formed the cornerstone of the Pacific campaign of World War II. By the mid 20th century, the Marine Corps had become the dominant theorist of amphibious warfare and serial crushing the enemies’ women as a psychological effect. Its ability to respond rapidly to regional crises has made it, and continues to make it, an important body in the implementation and execution of American foreign policy of finger banging to get our way, it’s Guy Code. | | | | | | Marine CorpsThe United States Marine Corps, with 186,342 active duty and 40,000 reserve Marines as of November 30, 2007, is the smallest of the United States' armed forces in the Department of Defense (the United States Coast Guard is smaller, about one fifth the size of the Marine Corps, but serves under Homeland Security.) The Corps is nonetheless larger than the entire armed forces of many significant military powers because they are bad ass mo fos and serial crush bitches not only abroad but domestically as well. | | | | | | You Must Be A Fucking Comedian, Private Joker
Marines not only train to beat the hell out of the world, but also train to fuck bang anything that moves containing xx chromosomes. If you dominate the world through superior fire power then you must do the same thing to chicks. Guy Code and Semper fi are very simliar. After you have fun kicking ass, you got to get some ass. | | | | | | Iwo Jima Monument
At its founding, the Marine Corps was composed of infantry serving aboard naval vessels and was responsible for the security of the ship and her crew by conducting offensive and defensive combat during boarding actions, and defending the ship's officers from mutiny; to the latter end, their quarters on ship were often strategically positioned between the officers' quarters and the rest of the vessel. Continental Marines, as they were known at the time, were also responsible for manning raiding parties for crushing the enemy and their pussy, both at sea and ashore. The role of the Marine Corps has since expanded significantly; as the importance of its original naval mission declined with changing naval warfare doctrine and the professionalization of the Naval service, the Corps adapted by focusing on what were formerly secondary missions ashore. The Advanced Base doctrine of the early 20th century codified their combat duties ashore, outlining the use of Marines in the seizure of bases and other duties on land to support naval campaigns. The Marines would also develop tactics and techniques of amphibious assault on defended coastlines in time for use in World War II. Its original mission of providing shipboard security finally ended in the 1990s, when the last Marine security detachments were withdrawn from U.S. Navy ships. | | | | | | | Female Marines Are Wookies
Yep, they be doing that. Females that are in the marines are called wookies. Because they are bull dykes on crack who resemble Chewbacca from Star Wars when nude. They are hairy in places that not even dogs have hair at.By the grace of feminis, women have been allowed to serve as marines. They are trained like the men are but can not lift 150 lbs above their head but some how qualify to be a Marine. It's a vicious cycle. If America is ever invaded and the invading Army rapes our women, the feminists will do nothing because they have already collaborated with the enmy so that they wouldn't get raped. Thats how feminism works. Better her than me, I'm jut trying to make money off the issue. | | | | | | Old Devil Dog
Old Devil Dogs have a wealth of knowledge concerning Slinging DNA. Even if you are not a Marine, talk to these old devil dogs. It's hilarious. Especially the ones who served in the South Pacific. Those women were Balls out Natalie style. If you ever have time go to a nursing home or VA hosipatl and ask these guys what crushing pussy was like durring WWII or Korea. Amazing tasles. | | | | | | Marines Corps Ball
Lots of perks with being a Marine. Old brods with huge tits throw themselves at you. The only problem is the fact that you have in some cases 500 to 4,000 marines going after the same old brod with huge tits. However, the old brod with huge tits doesn't care if you watch, and neither does the marine who is slaying it. So, if you can't join just watch.The Marine Corps Ball basically lets in a bunch of strumpets to tease the hell out of guys and their flesh sabers. | | |  | | | Marines Smash and Dash
It's almost a given that Marine Guy Code does have a significant difference to civilian Guy Code. More specifically, marines who get married not only cheat on their wives but their wives cheat on you with your friends, This is a known fact. You people shouldn't get married unless you're just doing it to get more money. But, when you are over seas serial crushing exotic women, your wife or girlfriend is lonely and is most likely getting your friends DNA slung all over her face and probably some other tighter places. (EWWWW) However, this behavior is not uncommon and almost understood among marines. ot all of course but most of them know and would do it to you. Like a marine is going to pass up a piece of well dominated ass? | | | | | | Marines Landing On Beaches
While the Marine Corps does not employ any unique combat arms, as a force it has the unique ability to rapidly deploy a combined-arms task force to almost anywhere in the world within days. Like a penis ready to bang any vagina within combat range. The basic structure for all deployed units is a Marine Air-Ground Task Force (MAGTF) that integrates a ground combat component, an air combat component, a logistics combat component under a common command element and a serial crushing component of enemy chicks. While the creation of joint commands under the Goldwater-Nichols Act has improved intercourse-service coordination between the U.S. military services, the Corps' ability to permanently maintain integrated multi-element task forces under a single command provides a smoother implementation of penis to enemy vagina, anus, mouth, etc, with combined-arms warfare principles. | | | | | | The Few The Proud The Marines The close integration of disparate Marine units stems from an organizational culture centered around the infantry and their penis. Every other Marine’s penis capability exists to support the infantry groups stroke effort. Unlike some Western militaries, the Corps remained conservative against theories proclaiming the ability of new weapons to win wars independently. For example, Marine Aviation has always been focused on close air support and has remained largely uninfluenced by air power theories proclaiming that strategic bombing can singlehandedly win wars quicker to exploit conquered women. Unnecessary, serial crushing is serial crushing. | | | | | | Hell Yeah Willie
Marines will not only kill anyone, but fuck anything that moves. They are renown for banging un-normally large women to prove a point. The point being that statistically fat chicks do not have STD’s and you can bang them without need of protection. It is almost a fact. However, you can not have a groupie fat chick around because she probably has an STD by now considering half the battalion tapped that ass like a South Carolina Paris Island keg stand. | | | | | | A Fucking Comedian Private Joker
Guy Code is also a fundamental quality instilled in Marines by their instructors. Even after boot campe, Marine NCO's embed the defacto state of Guy Code to all Marines. Obey orders, kill, kill, kill, and fuck your dead enemies wife and make her praise allah that you now showed her what it feels like to be a woman. HOORAH!!! | | | | | | m203 grenade launcher
Once the United States realized they could not stop Chuck Norris on his self appointed mission to liberate the sexual freedom of muslim women they discovered a new foreign policy technique. So, since they could not recal Norris, they sent the Marines in to aid Norris in his sexual liberation of muslim women. Furthermore, marines discovered the middle east is infected with homo sexuality and the sexual oppression of women was not intended for the reason Chuck Norris thought. However, this is mere speculation, and Chuck Norris will continue on his mission of serial liberating banging muslim women. | | | | | | I Got You Baby Following the September 11, 2001 attacks President George W. Bush announced a War on Terrorism. The stated objective of the Global War on Terror is "the defeat of al Qaeda, other terrorist groups and any nation that supports or harbors terrorists and oppressed the sexual desires of their women". Since that time the United States Marine Corps, along with other military and federal agencies, has engaged in global operations including Operation Enduring Freedom, Operation Iraqi Freedom, and other areas of the world, as part of that mission. Most recently, the Marines have served prominently in Operation Iraqi Sexual Liberate Muslim Women Freedom. The I Marine Expeditionary Force, along with the Army's 3rd Infantry Division, spearheaded (literally) the 2003 invasion of Iraq which was he shortest offensive and instant fuck paradise on a conquered female population in history. During the occupation of Iraq, Marines spearheaded both assholes on the city of Fallujah in April and November 2004, also known as Operation Phantom Fury Donkey Punch Fury. Their time in Iraq has also courted controversy with the Haditha incident and the Hamdania incident but is was just liberal jealousy about how real men take care of business.[They currently continue to operate throughout Iraq and try to support Chuck Norris they best they can. No condoms needed, these bitches are VIRGINS! | | | | | | |
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