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Historical Events and pre-history of Guy Code and the names before it are under this sacred section.

 

 



28 Months Later After the Swine Flu Epidemic E-mail
Written by The Elder   

olga artemoff  Swine influenza (swine flu) refers to influenza caused by any strain of the influenza virus endemic in pigs (swine) aka filthy animal. Am I Jewish? No, I just don't dig on Swine nor do I care to eat anything that doesn't have enough sense to disregard eating it's own feces. In all seriousness, Swine Flu has mutated and has become a world wide Epidemic that does not discriminate in its victims. The new symptoms of swine flu have become a reality horror movie with its victims becoming aggressive and psychopathic to other humans.

 
Apollo Moon Landing 1969 E-mail
Written by The Elder   
The Apollo moon landing was not just race between America and the Russians but a race of man's bravado fueled by Guy Code. Men have done far less to prove a point but to plant the flag of the greatest country in the world was one small step for man, one giant leap for Guy Code.
 
Big Foot Missing Link between Man and Guy Code E-mail
Written by The Elder   
The myth of Bigfoot has become paramount in the discussion of the missing link between man and Guy Code. At this stage believers have become conflicted into two factions, those who believe that god instructed Moses of Guy Code and those who believe in the instinctual evolution of Guy Code. Regardless of the two points of interest they both must be explored. The following will investigate both the folk lore of Bigfoot and the actually facts concerning its existence and how it relates to Guy Code. If you are taking this too seriously, I don't think you should read the rest of this article. mp3 player
 
Castro Fidel Dies Cuba open For American Spring Break! E-mail
Written by The Elder   
cuban embargo liftedGet ready because Cuba is going to be the next Las Vegas and Disney World combined! As tensions ease after the expected passing of Fidel Castro, Cuba will be opening its borders to American tourists! That's right, beautiful undeveloped beaches being opened for the first time since the 1960's! Everything will be beautiful and cheap! Babes, alcohol, food, hotels, tours and much more. For the youth of America, spring break will be forever changed when American men young and hold get a look at the beautiful Cuban beach bunnies.
 
Constitution E-mail
Written by The Elder   

The American Constitution was a precedent to man kind, yes man kind because Women had nothing to do with affairs of state save having affairs with men of state. Aristocracy saw to it that common men would be treated the same as it had been for ages before but other founding fathers wanted all men created equal and have equal opportunity in the founding and government of the New World. The only way they could do this was by publicly including Guy Code in the Constitution and breaking the Masonic oath of secrecy thus proving Guy Code knew no owner regardless of power, stature, or birth right.

 
Fall of the Berlin Wall 1989 E-mail
Written by The Elder   

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Guy Code flooded across East Berlin when the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. Ass was had by everyone save the Russians and East and West went on a fuck fest that has yet to be repeated in critical mass since.
 
Gunman George Sodini Explained E-mail
Written by The Elder   

pittsburgh la fitness shooting George Sodini is classic proof of what happens when a man puts the value of a woman on a pedistol.I don't want to sound heartless by any means but this is what happens to suicide bombers. They kill because they can not get laid. Go ahead, hate me, say I'm being insensitve but I would say to you, Sodini admitted it! He killed Women because they didn't want to date him or be with him. He should have swallowed a bullet or at least took a trip to Thailand. We have no remorse for 40 year old Virgin.

 
Healthcare Reform Passes the People Prepare for Revolt E-mail
Written by Matt Stone   

revolt against the united states I Love a good revolt. I always cheer for the under dog in a good fight. However, this fight has not been fair and for the first time in my life, the American people lost. Everyone likes a free lunch accept the people paying for it. The health care bill passed and all the skeletons in the closet with it. Yea, it sucks that you have to get food poison after you eat the government pudding when you should have just not eaten it to begin with. I wonder how the revolution will start?

 
IRS To Collect Taxes Door to Door E-mail
Written by The Elder   
congress a bunch of aliensThe Senate bill doesn’t provide any funding for the expansion of the IRS, and it virtually ties the hands of the IRS to collect fees on individuals and businesses who don’t buy health insurance. That is what some people are saying. Well, to the best of my Emmery, I never knew of a time the Federal government didn't get their money. I guess Pelosi will get the NWO to collect the health care premiums.
 
Martial Law and the United States 2012 E-mail
Written by The Elder   

martial law and the collaspe of the united statesA look into the near future as the world market collapses on imaginary money that wasn’t even backed up on imaginary gold. The United States will be the last to fail but it will try to hold on for as long as it can. How will the government do this? The Government will mobilize the military to impose Martial Law on its citizens with the intent of preventing chaos and riots from erupting in the major cities. However, the ulterior motive is actually a strangle hold to circumvent the freedoms that the government has already eroded. If you are a member of the military, think long and hard about what will be going on in your home town when its being controlled by someone else in your uniform. 

 
New Openly Gay Marine Recruiting Video E-mail
Written by The Elder   
gay marineThe bill that was only controversial to gays, leftist wackos and lady Gaga, “Don't ask don't tell” has finally been repealed! Homosexuals can dress in pink, where flair and openly serve the United States military! I can't wait until the politicians and nightly news pundits start thanking our troops by saying, "Our hearts  go out to those men, Women and gays who serve our country. I never thought I would live to see the day where someone's sexual preference was more important than one's country. Oh well, lets destroy America for the better and for diversity!
 
Secret Health Care Tax E-mail
Written by The Elder   

 harry reid secret healthcare taxForgot about universal healthcare already? It has not forgotten about you or what you make a year. Guess what? Yep, you're being taxed from 2010 and on to pay for the 15% of people who work the system and do not contribute. It's actually a really clever way we were deceived. Want to find out how? 

 
Sumpreme Court Extend Gun Owner Rights Nationwide E-mail
Written by The Elder   
founding fathers with gunsWASHINGTON -- The Supreme Court held Monday that the Constitution's Second Amendment restrains government's ability to significantly limit "the right to keep and bear arms," advancing a recent trend by the John Roberts-led bench to embrace gun rights. This is another mile stone to something that most real blooded Americans already knew, that guns were a constitutional right. Sorry for all you weenier guys out there who thought otherwise. Stuff a sock down your crouch to cover up your vagina.
 
The Roswell Incident 1947 E-mail
Written by The Elder   
The UFO crash in Roswell New Mexico on July 2nd 1947, was in fact a government cover up. The misconception is that the United States government was not covering up the existence of extra-terrestrials but what the extra-terrestrials were studying which was Guy Code. The US air force construed a story about a weather balloon in a disinformation campaign to cover up the peoples concerns that Guy Code was some how being threatened by extra-terrestrials from outer space. However, others contend that it was in fact a crashed weather balloon and Guy Code was not even involved in the military cover up.

 
The Washing Machine Liberates Women E-mail
Written by The Elder   

As International Women’s Day (Menstrual Bitching Fest) is celebrated, the Vatican had a novel message for the women of the world, "Give thanks for the washing machine". This humble domestic appliance had done more for the women’s liberation movement than the contraceptive pill or working outside the home, said the the official Vatican newspaper, Osservatore Romano. Give thanks my ass, that cursed invention doomed mankind by giving women more idle time for the devils which sit on their shoulders! The washing Machine is the reason you are paying for your neighbor's mortgage!

 
Wilmington NC Hamburger Joes Closes Due to Economy E-mail
Written by The Elder   

hamburger joes logoSad news to all Guy Coders who visit the Wilmington beach area of North Carolina. Hamburger Joe's of Wilmington has closed down due to a poor economy caused by the GOVERNMENT of the United States of America bailing out bullshit companies who are bringing down our country. I hope those politicians die of gonorrhea and rot in hell for this out rage.

 
Biblical Origins of Guy Code E-mail

The biblical origins of Guy Code were given to God's chosen people to distribute to the world of man though religious dogma, ceremony and discipline. The 10 commandants were born out of the origins the same time God was instructing Guy Code to Moses. The world was a twisted place and Guy Code was to be given to a faction of people who would cause it to spread like a Moses though the Red Sea.

 
California Gives IOU For Tax Returns E-mail
Written by Matt Stone   

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Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I No CARE, I AM FAMOUS!" to tax returns for all Californians. California has been dying for decades due to its over extending state jobs to ill equipment moronic retards, illegal alien baby factories, property tax hikes, and getting rid of all the whore houses that made it a once great state since the Gold Rush of 1850. Not to mention launched Diane Feinstein's career in politics. So, all the money you Californians over paid, you get an IOU written on GREEN paper which reads, "I Like Turtles"

 
Cheerleading Declared Not a Sport E-mail
Written by The Elder   

cheerleading not a sport  Finally some one has said it, cheerleading is not a sport. A federal judge ruled Wednesday that Quinnipiac University has discriminated against female student-athletes by denying them the same opportunities to participate in sports programs as men and ordered the school, within 60 days, to develop a plan to correct the situation.

 
Evolution of the Blow Job E-mail
Written by The Elder   

cave womanMen Love blow jobs but who invented the blow job? Man did of course! Ok, well how did the blow job come to be in the first place? That is the question that has been echoing the minds of Guy Code scholars for centuries and beyond the thought of recorded history. However, we at Guy Code have stumbled onto a break through theory on the origins of the blow job. We know it was created between a man and a woman long ago but how? Recent theories conveyed that the blow job originated in France due to the cave drawings found in recent times in France. However, this is a modern misconception that makes sense to us only because the French are nothing but a bunch of cock suckers to begin with. In the end, with the use of cultural anthropology combined with the extinction of Neanderthals we have deduced how the blow job was created by modern man which will be evident to you in this article.

 
Financial Giant Goldman Sachs To Sue Goldmansachs666.com E-mail
Written by The Elder   

goldman sachs logo Michael Morgan advocator of American freedom (perhaps even Guy Code) is being threatened by the legal cronies of financial giant Goldman Sachs for telling the truth. I'm sure you have heard of all these financial failures, joblessness, layoffs, foreclosures and Wall Streets bailouts that have been going on in the news. Morgan took the initiative to point out the failings of Goldman Sachs and they are suing him for using their name in his blog address. I would think they would be more concerned with actually trying to fix the financial problems rather than covering up their financial failures by suing a civilian who is just letting everyone know who is to be accountable.

 
Happy St Patrick's Day E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Sisely St-pattys Happy Saint Patricks Day! Drink up be merry! Bang an Irish chick! Look for green and pinch hard regardless!

 
Historical Figures of Guy Code E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Guy Code has existed in many times and has been called by many names and practices by many great figures of history. As technology improves Guy Code anthropologists we will be able to find more examples of how great men of history were affected and how they embraced Guy Code. Each culture and society had their own practice of this sacred code of man but the Judaic origins are our strongest case of physical evidence. However, other historical figures are emerging though exploration and how they themselves had their own practice and evidence of Guy Code.

 
Man Tied To Flag Pole For Burning United States Flag E-mail
Written by The Elder   

valley falls flag burner I recently had a discussion about the right to burn the United States flag with a young Guy Coder friend of mine. He stated that you have the right under the first amendment to be able to burn the flag in protest. I said, "Yea you do, but you do not have the right to be immune from the consequences from doing it". He looked at me funny and said, "Yea but its against the law for someone to physically assault you" and I followed up by saying, "yea but it happens all the time anyway, so does rape, murder and politicians screwing the country". Here is what happen to a guy who burned the American flag in Valley Falls New York.

 
Micheal Monsoor Congressional Medal of Honor Winner E-mail
Written by The Elder   
mike monsoor congressional medal of honor winerInstead of bringing Americas' attention focusing on the news of a hero named Michael A. Monsoor it was instead being focused on Micheal Jackson's death. Far too often do the sacrifices of American hero's go un-noticed by news agencies who would rather report stories to line their own pockets and further creating the dumbing down of American intellect around the world. Nonetheless, Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on  a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals. Nonetheless, Monsoor will be honored on a medium more fitting to his sacrifices here on Guy Code and we will pray for him family and all those he saved. Thanks for your sacrifice.
 
Preamble to Guy Code E-mail
Written by The Elder   

The Guy Code preamble is an introductory statement or preliminary explanation as to the purpose of Guy Code and the principles behind its philosophy. The term is particularly applied to the opening paragraph(s) of a statute, which recite historical facts combined with religious origins which may be pertinent to the issue being discussed concerning the rights of manhood.

 

 
Somali Pirates E-mail
Written by The Elder   

somali pirate captain Capt. Richard Phillips, who was taken by the pirates on Wednesday in a failed effort to seize the Maersk Alabama, jumped out of the lifeboat and attempted to swim to safety. He may have been trying to reach one of the nearby U.S. Navy ships keeping watch. However, since the American government doesn't give a shit about the obvious threats on the high sea, Captain Phillips is on his own. Do not be alarmed by this sentiment, that is how all Americans really are in the big scheme of things. On there own. I mean the Government takes money out of your pocket and you are helpless to do anything about it, so we have our own Somali pirates to worry about domestically. lulz

 
The Founding of Hooters 1983 E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Robert H. Brook was a true visionary. He knew that the fat, nasty, bitter Women would fall into the Feminist crusade and try to destroy masculinity by means of political NAGGING. He expanded a private restaurant called Hooters as a bastion for men to enjoy not only gorgeous women as they should be but a unconditional place for food, folks and fun. Hooters is the shore leave out post in the fight for establishing the true way of human society which is directed under the protection, wisdom, rationality, accountability and masculinity of men.

 
The Truth about Valentines Day E-mail
Written by The Elder   

 

Valentines Day by many men is seen as a conspiracy to spend money on a girl who gives you grief regardless if you remembered the holiday or not. However, Valentines Day was not original set up as a chick holiday but a day that men used to as an opportunity to secrete bodily fluids in their most favorite place in the world.

 
Tomb of the Unknown Soldier E-mail
Written by The Elder   

tomb of the unknown soldier On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was "How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknown soldier?" All three missed it. Doesn't surprise me one bit considering anything manly or relating to military is no longer taught in public schools. So I did a little research. I was fascinated. Check out some info on the Tomb of the Unknown soldier.