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Written by The Elder
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 The Apollo moon landing was not just race between America and the Russians but a race of man's bravado fueled by Guy Code. Men have done far less to prove a point but to plant the flag of the greatest country in the world was one small step for man, one giant leap for Guy Code.
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Written by The Elder
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 The myth of Bigfoot has become paramount in the discussion of the missing link between man and Guy Code. At this stage believers have become conflicted into two factions, those who believe that god instructed Moses of Guy Code and those who believe in the instinctual evolution of Guy Code. Regardless of the two points of interest they both must be explored. The following will investigate both the folk lore of Bigfoot and the actually facts concerning its existence and how it relates to Guy Code. If you are taking this too seriously, I don't think you should read the rest of this article. mp3 player
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Written by The Elder
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 The American Constitution was a precedent to man kind, yes man kind because Women had nothing to do with affairs of state save having affairs with men of state. Aristocracy saw to it that common men would be treated the same as it had been for ages before but other founding fathers wanted all men created equal and have equal opportunity in the founding and government of the New World. The only way they could do this was by publicly including Guy Code in the Constitution and breaking the Masonic oath of secrecy thus proving Guy Code knew no owner regardless of power, stature, or birth right.
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Written by The Elder
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Guy Code flooded across East Berlin when the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. Ass was had by everyone save the Russians and East and West went on a fuck fest that has yet to be repeated in critical mass since.
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Written by The Elder
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 George Sodini is classic proof of what happens when a man puts the value of a woman on a pedistol.I don't want to sound heartless by any means but this is what happens to suicide bombers. They kill because they can not get laid. Go ahead, hate me, say I'm being insensitve but I would say to you, Sodini admitted it! He killed Women because they didn't want to date him or be with him. He should have swallowed a bullet or at least took a trip to Thailand. We have no remorse for 40 year old Virgin.
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Written by The Elder
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 I recently had a discussion about the right to burn the United States flag with a young Guy Coder friend of mine. He stated that you have the right under the first amendment to be able to burn the flag in protest. I said, "Yea you do, but you do not have the right to be immune from the consequences from doing it". He looked at me funny and said, "Yea but its against the law for someone to physically assault you" and I followed up by saying, "yea but it happens all the time anyway, so does rape, murder and politicians screwing the country". Here is what happen to a guy who burned the American flag in Valley Falls New York.
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Written by The Elder
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 Instead of bringing Americas' attention focusing on the news of a hero named Michael A. Monsoor it was instead being focused on Micheal Jackson's death. Far too often do the sacrifices of American hero's go un-noticed by news agencies who would rather report stories to line their own pockets and further creating the dumbing down of American intellect around the world. Nonetheless, Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD Technician, was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for jumping on a grenade in Iraq, giving his life to save his fellow Seals. Nonetheless, Monsoor will be honored on a medium more fitting to his sacrifices here on Guy Code and we will pray for him family and all those he saved. Thanks for your sacrifice.
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Written by The Elder
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 Capt. Richard Phillips, who was taken by the pirates on Wednesday in a failed effort to seize the Maersk Alabama, jumped out of the lifeboat and attempted to swim to safety. He may have been trying to reach one of the nearby U.S. Navy ships keeping watch. However, since the American government doesn't give a shit about the obvious threats on the high sea, Captain Phillips is on his own. Do not be alarmed by this sentiment, that is how all Americans really are in the big scheme of things. On there own. I mean the Government takes money out of your pocket and you are helpless to do anything about it, so we have our own Somali pirates to worry about domestically. lulz
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Written by The Elder
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The UFO crash in Roswell New Mexico on July 2nd 1947, was in fact a government cover up. The misconception is that the United States government was not covering up the existence of extra-terrestrials but what the extra-terrestrials were studying which was Guy Code. The US air force construed a story about a weather balloon in a disinformation campaign to cover up the peoples concerns that Guy Code was some how being threatened by extra-terrestrials from outer space. However, others contend that it was in fact a crashed weather balloon and Guy Code was not even involved in the military cover up.
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Written by The Elder
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 As International Women’s Day (Menstrual Bitching Fest) is celebrated, the Vatican had a novel message for the women of the world, "Give thanks for the washing machine". This humble domestic appliance had done more for the women’s liberation movement than the contraceptive pill or working outside the home, said the the official Vatican newspaper, Osservatore Romano. Give thanks my ass, that cursed invention doomed mankind by giving women more idle time for the devils which sit on their shoulders! The washing Machine is the reason you are paying for your neighbor's mortgage!
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 The biblical origins of Guy Code were given to God's chosen people to distribute to the world of man though religious dogma, ceremony and discipline. The 10 commandants were born out of the origins the same time God was instructing Guy Code to Moses. The world was a twisted place and Guy Code was to be given to a faction of people who would cause it to spread like a Moses though the Red Sea.
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Written by Matt Stone
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Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I No CARE, I AM FAMOUS!" to tax returns for all Californians. California has been dying for decades due to its over extending state jobs to ill equipment moronic retards, illegal alien baby factories, property tax hikes, and getting rid of all the whore houses that made it a once great state since the Gold Rush of 1850. Not to mention launched Diane Feinstein's career in politics. So, all the money you Californians over paid, you get an IOU written on GREEN paper which reads, "I Like Turtles"
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Written by The Elder
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 Men Love blow jobs but who invented the blow job? Man did of course! Ok, well how did the blow job come to be in the first place? That is the question that has been echoing the minds of Guy Code scholars for centuries and beyond the thought of recorded history. However, we at Guy Code have stumbled onto a break through theory on the origins of the blow job. We know it was created between a man and a woman long ago but how? Recent theories conveyed that the blow job originated in France due to the cave drawings found in recent times in France. However, this is a modern misconception that makes sense to us only because the French are nothing but a bunch of cock suckers to begin with. In the end, with the use of cultural anthropology combined with the extinction of Neanderthals we have deduced how the blow job was created by modern man which will be evident to you in this article.
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Written by The Elder
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 Michael Morgan advocator of American freedom (perhaps even Guy Code) is being threatened by the legal cronies of financial giant Goldman Sachs for telling the truth. I'm sure you have heard of all these financial failures, joblessness, layoffs, foreclosures and Wall Streets bailouts that have been going on in the news. Morgan took the initiative to point out the failings of Goldman Sachs and they are suing him for using their name in his blog address. I would think they would be more concerned with actually trying to fix the financial problems rather than covering up their financial failures by suing a civilian who is just letting everyone know who is to be accountable.
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Written by The Elder
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Guy Code has existed in many times and has been called by many names and practices by many great figures of history. As technology improves Guy Code anthropologists we will be able to find more examples of how great men of history were affected and how they embraced Guy Code. Each culture and society had their own practice of this sacred code of man but the Judaic origins are our strongest case of physical evidence. However, other historical figures are emerging though exploration and how they themselves had their own practice and evidence of Guy Code.
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Written by The Elder
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 A look into the near future as the world market collapses on imaginary money that wasn’t even backed up on imaginary gold. The United States will be the last to fail but it will try to hold on for as long as it can. How will the government do this? The Government will mobilize the military to impose Martial Law on its citizens with the intent of preventing chaos and riots from erupting in the major cities. However, the ulterior motive is actually a strangle hold to circumvent the freedoms that the government has already eroded. If you are a member of the military, think long and hard about what will be going on in your home town when its being controlled by someone else in your uniform.
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Written by The Elder
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The Guy Code preamble is an introductory statement or preliminary explanation as to the purpose of Guy Code and the principles behind its philosophy. The term is particularly applied to the opening paragraph(s) of a statute, which recite historical facts combined with religious origins which may be pertinent to the issue being discussed concerning the rights of manhood.
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Written by The Elder
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 Robert H. Brook was a true visionary. He knew that the fat, nasty, bitter Women would fall into the Feminist crusade and try to destroy masculinity by means of political NAGGING. He expanded a private restuarant called Hooters as a bastion for men to enjoy not only gorgeous women as they should be but a unconditional place for food, folks and fun. Hooters is the shore leave out post in the fight for restablishing the true way of human soceity which is directed under the protection, wisdom, rationality, accountability and masculinity of men.
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Written by The Elder
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 Valentines Day by many men is seen as a conspiracy to spend money on a girl who gives you grief regardless if you remembered the holiday or not. However, Valentines Day was not original set up as a chick holiday but a day that men used to as an opportunity to secrete bodily fluids in their most favorite place in the world.
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Written by The Elder
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 Sad news to all Guy Coders who visit the Wilmington beach area of North Carolina. Hamburger Joe's of Wilmington has closed down due to a poor economy caused by the GOVERNMENT of the United States of America bailing out bullshit companies who are bringing down our country. I hope those politicians die of gonorrhea and rot in hell for this out rage.
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Swine influenza (swine flu) refers to influenza caused by any strain of the influenza virus endemic in pigs (swine) aka filthy animal. Am I Jewish? No, I just don't dig on Swine nor do I care to eat anything that doesn't have enough sense to disregard eating it's own feces. In all seriousness, Swine Flu has mutated and has become a world wide Epidemic that does not discriminate in its victims. The new symptoms of swine flu have become a reality horror movie with its victims becoming aggressive and psychopathic to other humans. 
