Swine Flu Virus Mutation

Swine flu is common in swine (pigs) and rare in humans but quite common in third world countries. People who work with swine, especially people with intense exposures, are at risk of catching the swine influenza. Countries that do not have sanitation grades, practices or even a definition for the word sanitation are at severe risk for breeding grounds for Swine Flu. This virus is named swine flu because one of its surface proteins is similar to viruses that usually infect pigs, but this strain is spreading in people and it is unknown if it infects pigs.

In late April of 2009, Swine Flu has spread from Mexico into Various parts of the world. It has been said to be uncommon in humans but not impossible as evident in the news and by the CIA's mutation of the virus to cause a world wide epidemic. As the outbreak in Mexico has shown, swine flu has been passed from person to person with great frequency. If the virus does pass to a human it most likely has mutated from its original form to accommodate its new host and therefore spread to other hosts of the same nature.

In humans, the symptoms of swine flu are similar to those of influenza and of influenza-like illness in general, namely chills, fever, sore throat, muscle pains, severe headache, coughing, weakness and general discomfort. The strain responsible for the 2009 swine flu outbreak in most cases causes only mild symptoms and the infected person makes a full recovery without requiring medical attention and without the use of antiviral medicines. However, since Mexico is a third world haven for disease and absent of any kind of sanitation, the virus has literally become a loaded gun pointed at the rest of the world thanks to the CIA. Swine Flu has officially become a world wide epidemic causing mass hysteria and death.

The virus was changed from a simple flu virus to a complex multi-strain communicable death causing disease. It is believed the virus mutated when carriers from Mexico came into the United States and worked on farms in the lower south. It has been suspected that these workers mated with pigs native of Alabama causing the virus to mutate from swine flu into a psychopathic virus. The new strain spreads by touch as well as a violent flowing air born pathogen. The affects of this new strain has been described walking murder.

The World Health Organization has revealed that Swine Flu has officially been mutated into what is called the Rage Virus. The Rage Virus does not directly cause the death of its host, but because the host is solely focused on infecting or killing the non-Infected, it causes those infected to become disinterested in self-nourishment which will eventually cause death by starvation. Since the virus causes those infected to act with no regard for self-preservation, they will not act to evade mortal danger, such as fire or chemical gas. The Infected experience spasms in the extremities, and their irises become blood red. They also vomit copious amounts of infected blood. Those who didn't believe in God before are now praying for help.

Carriers Of The Virus

Those who are infected with the Rage Virus are typically those who are normal everyday people. In other words they just carry the virus but do not display signs of psychopathic behavior with the internet and instinct to kill. These people are classified as "asymptomatic carriers." A warning sign of the infected can be seen by redness in the eyes. Make no mistake, these people can spread the virus unintentionally and  pose a great danger to the continuation and possible further mutation of this virus. Call your local NRA chapter if you suspect someone is a carrier of the Rage Virus.

The Infected

The Infected are distinct from unaffected people based on sense of smell and irrational behavior. The behavior of the infected is indicative of a protesting Feminist who is on her menstrual cycle times 10. In addition, the Infected have a very pungent odor. Additionally, the adrenal gland of an infected person continually pumps adrenaline in to their system, allowing them to display extraordinary feats of strength, agility, endurance, and also to ignore wounds such as explosive amputation of limbs and immolation. The Infected will attempt to bite their victims, it is usually as a means either of killing them (often by severing the main arteries in their neck) or spreading the virus. They are not shown to ingest any organic material, apparently due to their disregard for nourishment. Another key difference is that the Rage-infected victims are still living human beings and as such can be killed using conventional weapons that inflict fatal injuries.

 Mass Chaos

Aftermath

In dealing with the national crisis of the Swine Flu Rage Virus Epidemic the functioning body of the US government ratified the popular referendum of "Survival at all Cost". However, all the citizens who possessed firearms didn't wait on the Government to approve anything and took matters into their own hands by exercising an old and forgotten practice called "Self Reliance". The citizens who were not infected by the Rage Virus were able to defeat those who were infected in a glorious expression of sanctioned violence of self preservation. Those who were against firearms and called for the national banning of all weapons were ironically all wiped out by those infected with the Rage Virus because they could not defend themselves. The more ironic part to this crux was that the infected passed the virus to those who didn't want firearms in a free country and those who did believe in the 2nd amendment got to kill them in order to save their own lives. Poetic justice or just very ironic?