Lindsay Lohan Lovers with DJ Samantha Roson Lindsay Lohan apparently came out of the closet in late September of 2008 with Samantha Roson's DJ record spinners (fingers) all over her ass. Lohan has announced her lesbianism and Love for Samantha Roson as their pictures have been littered across the "internets". Some people are taken back by Lohan's homosexuality but others are more concerned with Lohan's physical appearance. The physical changes of Lohan's body and persona are beginning to change into raw Grendel lesbianism and starting to resemble Aileen Wournos! For those of you born in the 1990's, Aileen Wournos was the dyke prostitute serial killer from the 1980's who preyed on men. Wournos claimed she had suffered at the hands of men during her entire career as a cracked out whore and this led her to seek the comfort of a woman, Tyria Moore (bull dyke). More over, the movie "Monster", starring "Charlize Theron" portrayed Wournos and was a damn good movie if anyone is interested in seeing the anticipated fate of Lohan. Samantha Roson is a gift out of nowhere to a selective few of Emo raver chicks. Ronson distinguished herself by becoming the first rock act signed to Roc-A-Fella Records where she released four songs under the label "Super" with very little public interest. Songs included "Pull My Hair Out", "Fool", "If It's Gonna Rain" and "Built This Way". "Built This Way" was featured in the movie "Mean Girls" which happened to star her future lover Lindsay Lohan! Why of all people would Lindsay announce that Roson was the muff she was munching? I mean could she not have picked someone more feminent like Kristen Bell or Morgan Kennedy? Lohan with her latest pictures has started to resemble a used up penis groupie whose physical appearance has captured the essence of Aileen Wournos. More specifically, a leather faced sun damaged freckled pumpkin pie headed freak! Lohan is starting to develop the classic characteristics of a rolled shouldered dyke and is fighting desperately to maintain the look of a Lip Stick Lesbian. However, Lohan's past would reveal she was rode hard, hung up wet and its too little too late! At this point in the Lohan-Roson relationship, it is hard to determine who is wearing the pants or who is the HDIC (head dyke in charge). As it matters to a dominant public figure I would have to say Lindsay Lohan but based on the classic rolled shouldered dyke, I would say Roson. It's really anyone's guess at this point but I can't wait for the break up gossip!
Lohan was never fully hot but she was defiantly bangable while not having to be drunk. She had some work done to her body and that made her more appealing for about 3 years. The most noticeable improvement was the enlargement of her Utters. However, as the many Hollywood males pulled on her mammaries she was looking more and more like a dish rag whore falling from grace. Has anyone really asked the obvious question about Lindsay's sexuality? Is Lindsay really a gardener of the Muff garden? I would say to you she is either hiding for a while or literally becoming a lesbian serial killer! However, Lindsay has been through so many flesh pipes that there is no way she could really be a lesbian. Perhaps this is nothing more than a public relations gimic in a desperate attempt to raise her obvious falling star. On the other hand, maybe Lindsay realizes she is used up and she has hated all men for making fun of her fire crotch and now she planning her Wournos style revenge when she begins hooking on a free way off ramp on Malibu drive. | 
