This kid probably grew up in the rural ass sticks of Lubbock Texas and saw a video on thug life which caused him to become the truest G ever. I bet he spray painted barns and told his friends he was tagging his territory. At first I thought he was brave for the way he presented himself and assumed he could actually spit (slang for being able to freestyle rap) but I was wrong. This moronic buffoon sounded like a Compton Elmer Fudd who owed the milkman money. Anyway, the fact that this kid can not even finish a complete sentence reveals his struggle for a realistic existence. This unoriginal booted off the second episode G's to Gents rap disaster doesn't even rap about fucking bitches. What the hell is that all about? I can not wait until he threatens another freestyle rapper with his cal and ends up like this guy (The Cal Is On You). BTW, Riff Raff is mad because Guy code is stylin on him...
Does He Look Like A Bitch?
You bet your ass he does fo sho! This Ass Clown thought condoms were water balloons. If you are thinking we are hating on Riff Raff, you're absolutely right. How can you not hate an obvious posing bag of douche.I find it even more funny that Riff Raff actually takes himself seriously. He looks in the mirror and sees a hard ass gangster thug who weighs 165 lbs dripping wet. Be sure to watch his upcoming MTV realityshow called Thug Passion. He has no talent other than the ability to make you laugh at him.
The Real Riff Raff from Heathcliff cartoon 1980-1984
Apparently the classic 1980's cartoon Heathcliff finally got to Lubbock Texas and boy genius names himself after the character Riff Raff. Riff Raff was the leader of the The Catillac Cats who lived in a Junk yard of hard knocks planning get rich quick schemes who crushed a hot ass feline named Cleo. Honestly, there is no way he could ever pull that name Riff Raff. The cartoon character was too much of a convincing bad ass that this Texas Cracker couldn't even pretend to fill his shoes even thought he was just a cartoon. So he waited 20 years hoping no one would remember the cartoon from which he "ganked" (stole) his name sake from. The funny thing is that animated Riff Raff's friend Wordsworth had better rhymes and freestyles than this Texas bumble forced ryhme cat and the hat cracker fo sho.
Riff Raff Fonzworth Bentley Feud
Like I mentioned before, you may not have any background concerning this douche bag but after he was eliminated the second night he made several videos on youtube venting about his loserness. One of the videos was trashing Fonzworth Bentley (the guy who held P-Diddy's umbrella) for hosting the show about rap thugs turning to gentlemen. Riff Raff is an obvious dumb ass and party fouling poser. Riff in his most inarticulate way accused Fonzworth of being gay and insulted him on those grounds alone as well as asking why a guy like Fonzworth would be hosting a show about thugs. The show is called G's to gents. This means a thug will be turned into a gentleman and that is what the competition was about. Fonzworth is the epitome of what a gentleman is and Riff Raff is a dumb hill billy who read the audition wrong because he was too busy freestylin about cuting in line in 5th grade just to keep is real..
Riff Raff Talking Trash About Fonworth Bentley
Riff Douche Bag Raff
I guess Riff Raff watched too much of the movie Whiteboys growing up. Who the hell would get a tattoo of a music television show that quit playing music videos 22 years ago on their neck? This guy, that's who. I mean, he did a good job getting his name out there but everyone knows he is a joke who can't even rap. Its not like he grew up talking like a straight up G, he has to make an effort to sound retarded like that. This loser has to post youtube videos trashing people like nerds do on forums and blogs to keep it real. Last time I checked, real G's kept it real in the streets not on the internet where no one can get to him. When this guy gets to California, he'll get his shit pushed in by a real G. hahaha. fag.
White Cracker Dropping N Bombs
20 Dollars for Transcript of What He is Saying
If anyway can send us what the hell he's saying we would greatly appreciate it.
Riff Raff Makes White Boy Look White
It's pretty bad when a guy like Riff Raff can make White Boy from I Love New York look like a nerd who plays dungeons and dragons. Seriously,I thought White Boy was a little over the top until I saw Riff Raffs youtube videos. Does this guy have to keep it real at all times or what? He stopped his car in the middle of the road and got out so he could freestyle. The rhymes didn't even make sense. "My cat is black hitting off the track where my record label is wack my penis is mad at me for not being a mac". Yea, seriously, that's how weak this turd muffins spit is. There needs to be a show down between Riff Raff and White Boy. I have no doubt White Boy would make this guy look like a Jehovah's Witness selling girl scout cookies in July.
Fonzworth Makes Cracker Bitch Sandwich
This guy is a real thug as much as I like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. This guy would go to jail just to prove he had been there to further his career on a misdemeanor. The only thing about his trip to prison would be leaving out how his ass was treated like cotton candy at the county fair. Seriously though, I bet Fonzworth could whoop his ass in a fight and then make him his bitch. I'm just kidding Riff Raff, you are the real G!We love your predictable realty tv ranting and raving. You belong as a cashier on a free way off ramp selling carnations.