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| | | | Sarah Silverman Dumps Jimmy Kimmel
Our belief is that silverman like most Women (most lulzzz) break up with men because they are not stable beings and need a constant change to satisfy the great hole that is inside them. To the point, Sarah Silverman was spotted at Hugos in West Hollywood on Saturday with a male friend sipping on more than unique coco beans. Some tabloid magazine claims that she and her male friend (possibly a stunt cock) looked like they were having fun and that Silverman was laughing and smiling. Silverman is hoping the paparazzi would get some shots of her seeming like she was being awesome after giving Jimmy Kimmel the boot.
Silverman was eating an organic quinoa topped with fresh fruit (how ghey is that food?) suddenly changed her expression and became enthralled in a heart-to-heart conversation with her guy friend who is most likely giving her the deep dicking."She was talking and it looked like he was listening and then advising her” and this went on for around 20 minutes or so. I call shenanigans on the legitimacy of this claim. We all know women do not listen when they are not receiving a heavy hand! This was pure window dressing for the cameras to try to show Jimmy Kimmel she has moved on.
The fat ugly but funny kid from Super Bad Jonah Hill was also dining in the restaurant and also stopped by to say hello to the heart breeaking ho bag. Even though Jonah would most likely smash and dash Silverman’s well manicured ass he would show props to Jimmy Kimmel and keep it in the family. "Jonah's appearance definitely had an effect on her," a witness tells another shitty tabloid magazine. "They spoke for just a minute and after he left, Sarah looked momentarily pensive." Yea, like a typical America passer by could really notice this and articulate it to US Magazine. What realy happened was the magazine journalist trying to come up with some ink to fatten up the story.
Kimmel and Silverman first met during a roast for Hugh Hefner, where Silverman told the audience that Kimmel was fat and joked that he had no charisma but that didn't stop her from warming up his hose in the dead of December. When referring to working with Kimmel Silverman said, "He hired me to do voices Crank Yankers and around the second season of that we started hanging out and after while after that he kissed me”. Jimmy Kimmel is a stand up dude and we Love him for it. Sarah Silverman is a donkey turned side winder and doesn’t deserve a man as compassionate and all around like Jimmy Kimmel. Hopefully Jimmy was just feeling sorry for Silverman’s career and did his best to up lift a desperate struggling female comedian who can not generate geniune lulz without the help of a well established man. | | | | | | The Real Sarah Silverman If Sarah Silverman's career had to be summed up it would be like attributing it to her role in the movie There is Something About Mary. What, you didn't know she was in it? Exactly, she is a mouse fart of importance in the entertainment world and she just couldn't settle for being with a nice guy like Jimmy Kimmel. However, her obnoxious nature with aspirations of getting noticed at all costs wouldn't have made a good match for Kimmel anyway. Just look at the picture of Silverman above. She is standing in a vagina and that is pretty much sums up her artistic abilities. To be honest I find Silverman sexy but just knowing she probably farts while having Sex just grosses me out. I wonder who she will try to attach herself to next in order to get more recognition? |
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