Chuck Norris is known for many things but rarely has his discipline and devotion to Guy Code ever been mentioned. From kicking ass to Serial Crushing top shelf VA-JAY-JAY Chuck Norris is on a new mission. He is being sent into the MIDDLE EAST to liberate all muslim Women from their sexual opressors! At the same time is freeing them from their useless virginity. Chuck Norris believes a woman should be experienced in order to please a man and he was the bronco to do it.
Chuck Norris loves a damsel in distress but a whole culture of women begging for him to save them? He could not resist and without permission of the US government, he went on a path of destruction to destroy terrorism from the source and to bring sexual liberty to all Muslim women single handedly. Chuck used is master of mediation and TANTRA in order to serial crush the sin of female muslim lust.
Once the small penis Muslim men found out Chuck Norris was in the Middle East without his Delta Force protests started to form. Most of the protests developed over Chuck Norris serial crushing extremely sexually repressed women of Islamabad. Chuck Norris radioed back home to tell us at Guy Code (his temporary head quarters) that Guy Code was unneeded in the Middle East. He said that the Muslim women were so horny with sexual repression all he had to do was whip it out and they fell to their knees like they were praying to Allah. We knew this was serious when they did not face east before dropping to their knees to taste Chuck Norris. The last message we received concerning this was that Muslim women will keep their veil on while pleasuring Chuck Norris. Yes, Chuck Norris refers to himself in the 3rd person so as to not confuse us with his penis. More over, he said if she is ugly Chuck Norris will make her wear her veil because all Muslim Virginia looks alike veiled. We need to send reinforcements to the Middle East.
While Chuck Norris was way laying female Muslim VA-JAY-JAY Delta Force style, Chuck Norris faced some opposition. Actually, no he did not, he was the opposition. Chuck Norris single handily destroyed a task force sent to stop him from Serial Banging Muslim women and freeing them from their non orgasm providing husbands. Chuck Norris was said to have serial banged 300 muslim women after this incident.
We at itsguycode.com received this transmission via satellite phone of what appears to be Chuck Norris after ripping out yet another Muslim task force. They never had a chance of actually stopping Chuck Norris. To be honest this path of destruction was unleashed by Chuck Norris's penis. This Muslim VA-JAY-JAY must be like fine wine since its never used and that most Muslim men are homo-sexuals because they deny themselves sweet loving VA-JAY-JAY. Chuck Norris shows no mercy and neither does his unrelenting Flesh Shank.
This guy was having a real bad day, but the worst of his day was knowing that Chuck Norris serial banged not only his wife, but his sisters, cousins, and gave his surviving mother a proper ROGERING.
Back in the United States liberal haters were protesting Chuck Norris and his penis for violating cultural boundaries of Muslim men. These haters envy the ability to keep women clothed and locked in a house their whole life by oppressive Muslim culture. They can not get chicks on their own so they have to sabotage real men whenever they can. They fear Chuck Norris's penis is offending the world and are calling for a Chuck Norris exit strategy. What these little dick weenies do not realize is that Chuck Norris recalls the United States not the other way around.
In a lame attempt to appease Chuck Norris and his penis, male Muslim officials tried to bribe Chuck Norris and his penis with the finest bride daughters that Islam had to offer. Chuck Norris was wiping out all resistance toward his path of the sexual liberation of Muslim women and Muslim men tried to send homage to Chuck Norris and his penis. Chuck Norris was rightfully taking and freeing sweet sweet Muslim Va-JAY-JAY. Chuck Norris turned down the bribe but still took the brides and serial crushed them all.
Not even this Muslim beauty could bring herself to destroy Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris can not be destroyed. She was sent to when his trust and aid Chuck Norris but was taken by the power of chuck Norris's Western Guy Code skills and dropped to her knees (facing opposite of east) and thanked Allah that she was born a woman.
Chuck Norris's legacy is growing day by day and Muslim women will begin rising up against their small penis male Muslim oppressors and embrace the power of free Love. Every Muslim women is praying that their first of many times be with Chuck Norris.