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 Chuck Norris Talks Guy Code

Chuck Norris is one of our favorite advocates of Guy Code at itsguycode.com. Norris not only is a lady killer but he puts so much more into the concept of Guy Code than just tips on scoring with fine Women or just women period. Chuck is a great humanitarian and loves the United States of America because the US is the only country in the world that will sanction middle eastern virginity liberating missions..

 
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The Beginning

Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, the son of Wilma Scarberry and Carlos Ray Norris, who was a mechanic, bus driver, and truck driver and all around good guy. Norris's paternal grandfather (an immigrant) and maternal grandmother were of Irish descent, while his paternal grandmother and maternal grandfather were Cherokee Native Americans who were endowed with a more spiritual approach to Guy Code. Norris was named after Carlos Berry, his father's minister of Guy Code. He has two younger brothers, Weiland (who has sinced pass away) and Aaron (a Hollywood producer and unofficial advocate of Guy Code). When Norris was sixteen, his parents divorced, and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas and then Torrance, California, with his mother and brothers. Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his mixed ethnicity, and Norris daydreamed about beating up his tormentors by Serial Crushing their girlfriends in Guy code fashion.

Norris mentioned in his autobiography that his father had a very serious problem with drinking and "wasn't there" a lot for him growing up and thus not giving him a defined since of Guy Code. Norris admitted that he loved his father but did not like him and achieved anyway. However, he professed that he only felt pity for the man because "that was just how he was, and he missed out on watching me discover Guy Code."He then joined the United States Air Force as an Air Policeman in 1958 and was sent to Osan Air Base, South Korea where he started serial crushing some serious Asian bang bang.

It was in South Korea that Norris acquired the nickname Chuck and began his training in Tang Soo Do ( otherwise know as Guy Code in Korean), an interest that would lead to black belts in that art and the founding of the Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way of Guy Code") form. He also created the education associations United Fighting Arts Federation and "KickStart" (formerly "Kick Drugs Out of America and Just Chase Women Instead"), a middle school and high school–based program intended to give at-risk children a focus point in life through the martial arts of Guy Code. When he returned to the United States, he continued to act as an AP at March Air Force Base California. Norris was discharged in August of 1962. He worked for the Northrop Corporation and opened a chain of karate schools.

 
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Rise to Fame

Norris's career in tournament karate began on a losing note. He was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allan Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. However, by 1967, Norris began to demonstrate his skill and scored victories over the likes of Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. It was Norris’s ability to truly understand the spiritual arts of Guy Code that increased his skills of Martial Arts.

In early 1968, Norris suffered the sixth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. However, on November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado by finger banging his girlfriend thus defeating Delgado mentally and in the process won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's Triple Crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the fighter of the year award by Black Belt Magazine all by being able to serial crush his opponents girlfriend before he fought them in the tournament.

 
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 Movie Star Chuck Norris

Norris's first starring role was 1977's Breaker! Breaker!, and subsequent films such as The Octagon (1980), An Eye for an Eye (1981), and Lone Wolf McQuade proved his increasing box office bank ability. In 1984, Norris starred in Missing in Action, the first of a series of POW rescue fantasies produced by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus and released under their Cannon Films banner. Contrary to reports, he was never offered the part of the sensei of the Kobra Kai dojo in the movie The Karate Kid. On a February 9, 2006 episode of Adam Carolla's radio show, Norris said that he was never offered the role. Norris noted that he was already playing leading roles by the time The Karate Kid was in production.

Over the next four years, Norris became Cannon's most prominent star, appearing in eight films, including Code of Silence, The Delta Force, and Firewalker, in which he co-starred with Academy Award winner Louis Gossett, Jr.. Many of the aforementioned films were produced by Chuck Norris's brother Aaron, as were several episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger. In 1986, he was involved in the production of the Ruby Spears cartoon Karate Kommandos.

It is occasionally cited that Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master Slayer of Vagina. However, Norris himself appears to have been misled about this as there were at least two other US Black Belts (Charles 'Chuck' Sereff and Edward Sell) awarded TKD 8th Dan several years previously. Chuck Settled this by crushing both of their wives and declared himself the first American to be honored with the war. On July 1, 2000, Norris was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame of Serial Crushers.

 

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Walker Texas Ranger

By the close of the 1980s, Cannon Films had faded from prominence, and Norris's star appeal seemed to go with it. But actually, Norris was out Serial Banging brods left and right and did not have enough time to star in movies. He reprised his Delta Force role for MGM, which had acquired the Cannon library after the latter's Chapter 11 bankruptcy which was caused by Norris preferring to serial crush babes instead of acting. However, Norris went on to make several more largely ignored films before making a transition to television. In 1993, he began shooting the series Walker, Texas Banger, which lasted eight years and continued in heavy syndication on other channels.

 
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Personal Life

Norris pinning corporal chevrons on United States Marine Corps a american solder for sexually liberating oprressed females of the middle east.In 1963, his first child with Holechek, a son named Mike, was born. His daughter, Dina, was born in 1964 to a woman that wasn't his wife but was not a serial crushing accident. Then, he had a second son, Eric, with his wife in 1965. After 30 years of marriage, Norris and Holechek divorced in 1988. He married again, in November 1998; this time to former model Gena O'Kelley, who was born in 1968, and is 28 years Norris's junior. Hence mad Guy Code skills.

Norris has always been a very loving family man; it was noted in People that his adult sons still hug and kiss him goodbye. "It's great my boys aren't afraid to show Love and that Guy Code is secure with masculinity," Norris said, "nothing can buy that". Norris's son, said of his father: "Dad never had a lot of love growing up, but that didn’t stop him from loving women in the serial fashion of Guy Code". Norris's two older sons are married and he has 6 grandchildren including American actress Gabby Di Ciolli. Currently, Norris lives in north Houston and owns a ranch between Navasota, Texas and Anderson, Texas. He also has a small residence in Los Angeles for when he does films or television shows to show case his Guy Code skills. He works for KickStart, which is located in Dallas and Houston.

Now an outspoken Christian, Norris is the author of several Christian books, such as The Justice Riders of Guy Code. He has also been in a few TV commercials promoting Biblical origins of Guy Code and the practice in public schools, in addition to efforts to reduce drug use to solely focus on serial crushing hot ass. In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily. In his columns, he has expressed belief in Biblical creationism of Guy Code, those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics at the same time when practicing Guy Code.

 
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 Political Views

Norris is a Republican but supporter of Guy Code first, often championing the views of the party. Norris has donated over $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988. On January 26, 2007, Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes a good guy but not very successful with Guy Code.Norris is also a staunch critic of what he sees as a "nationwide push to promote the Homosexual lifestyle in public schools." In his own words: "Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded instead of training our young men to serial crush hot ass as god intended? I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called "Day of Silence in honor of Guy Code."

 
 

 Chuck Norris Supports Huckabee

Chuck Norris in 1976. Saluting his own penis, Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows. Like many other martial arts, Chun Kuk Do includes a code of honor and rules to live by not having to do with serial crushing your oppenets girlfriend or would be wife. These rules are from Chuck Norris's personal code.



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Fran  - chuck taster   |Publisher |2008-06-14 13:36:07
ewwwww. i just pictured a blonde slurping on Chucks junk
the dragon steam boat   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-14 16:57:27
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE ABLE TO WAKE UP THIS MORNING AND EVERY
OTHER MORNING BEFORE THIS DAY AND THE DAY AFTER.
Kristen C   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-14 17:49:22
who would win chuck or jack bauer?
Mort   |160.94.92.xxx |2008-11-24 08:27:34
Wow, that is a fantastic question. I would say, forget Chuck or Jack. How
about Chuck and Jack. They should totally run for president. No terrorist
would mess with America then.
Jacked and Tan  - chuck norris   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-14 17:21:38
I HEARD CHUCK NORRIS WAS MADE OUT OF USED BALL BARRINGS THAT WASHED UP ON A
PREHISTORIC BEACH!!
Stud Wrench   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-15 01:44:43
im not going to lie. back in the 1980's i had a pair of chuck norris action
jeans! hahaha. all of you kids born during the 1990's have no idea about chuck
norris. missing in action was a bad ass movie!
Maverick   |SAdministrator |2008-06-15 03:00:31
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Woody  - re: chuck taster   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-15 03:35:21
Fran wrote:
ewwwww. i just pictured a blonde slurping on Chucks junk


thanks a lot, after i read that i pictured his junk too!
Matt Stone  - Chuck Revenge   |75.178.69.xxx |2008-06-15 03:49:28
I hope Chuck does not track you down and force feed you, your own asshole
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