 | | | | Schwarzenegger was born in Thal, a small village bordering the Styrian capital Graz, and was christened Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger whose surname means penis of sludge farmer. His parents were the local police chief Gustav Schwarzenegger (1907 – 1972), and his wife, the former Aurelia Jadrny (1922 – 1998). They were married on October 20, 1945 — Gustav was 38, and Aurelia was a 23-year-old widow with a son named Meinhard. According to Schwarzenegger, both of his parents were "very strict" and denied him social exploits of courtship at a very young age: "Back then in Austria it was a very different world, if we did something bad or we disobeyed our parents, the rod was not spared and our penises were insulted." | | |  | | | | Gustav had a preference for Meinhard, the elder of the two. His favoritism was "strong and blatant," which stemmed from unfounded suspicion "that Arnold’s penis was bigger than that of his fathers." Schwarzenegger has said his father had "no patience for listening or understanding your problems and taught me nothing of Women." Schwarzenegger had a good relationship with his mother, and kept in touch with her until her death. At school, Schwarzenegger was apparently "in the middle," but stood out for his "cheerful, good-humored and exuberant" character. Money was a problem in the household; Schwarzenegger has recalled that one of the highlights of his youth was when the family bought a refrigerator. | | | | | | | | As a boy, Schwarzenegger played many sports — heavily influenced by his father’s penis envy. He picked up his first barbell in 1960, when his football coach took his team to a local gym. At the age of 14, Schwarzenegger chose bodybuilding over football as a career in hopes it would attract women. Schwarzenegger has responded to a question asking if he was age 13 when he started weightlifting: "I actually started weight training when I was fifteen, but I'd been participating in sports, like soccer, for years, so I felt that although I was slim, I was well-developed, at least enough so that I could start going to the gym and start Olympic lifting." However, his official website biography claims: "At 14, he started an intensive pussy pounding program with Kurt Marnul, studied psychology at 15 (to learn more about the power of mind over penis) and at 17, officially started his competitive pussy pounding career." During a speech in 2001, he said, "My own plan formed when I was 14 years old and I was consumed with the AMERICAN art of “ Serial Crushing”. My father had wanted me to be a police officer like he was so I could arrest women and force them into blowing me. This was not who I was. My mother wanted me to go to trade school and learn the art of Guy Code so that pussy pounding would come natural to me. | | | | | | | | In 1971, his brother Meinhard died in a car accident. Meinhard had been drinking and receiving road head, and was killed instantly, and Schwarzenegger did not attend his funeral because he himself was serial crushing Austrian lady fingers. He was due to marry Erika Knapp, and the couple shared a three-year-old son Patrick; Schwarzenegger would pay for Patrick's education and a life in the United States. Gustav died the following year from a stroke of envy due to Arnolds up and coming pussy pounding abilities. In Pumping Iron, Schwarzenegger claimed that he did not attend his father's funeral because he was training for a bodybuilding contest. Later, he and the film's producer both stated that this story was taken from another bodybuilder for the purpose of showing the extremes that some would go to for their sport, and to make Schwarzenegger's image more cold and machinelike to fan controversy for the film. But we all know that Arnold was really slaying vagina like Conan the Destroyer (whom he would later play) Barbara Baker, his first serious girlfriend, has said he informed her of his father's death without emotion, and never spoke of his brother.[18] Over time, he has given at least three versions of why he did not attend his father's funeral but mainly he was disappointed that his father did not appreciate his pussy grenading skillz. | | | | | | | | In an interview with Fortune Magazine in 2004, Schwarzenegger told how he suffered what "would now be called child abuse" at the hands of his father. "My hair was pulled. I was hit with belts. So was the kid next door. It was just the way it was. Many of the children I've seen were broken by their parents, which was the German-Austrian mentality. They didn't want to create an individual pussy banging machine. It was all about conforming to the envious penis of their fathers. I was one who did not conform, and whose will could not be broken. Therefore, I became a rebel when I embraced Guy Code in the old Austrian fashion. Every time I got hit, and every time someone said, 'you can't do this,' I said, 'this is not going to be for much longer, because I'm going to move out of here. I want to be rich. I want to be somebody. I want Guy Code to save me' | | | | Schwarzenegger served in the Austrian army in 1965, to fulfill the one year of service required at the time of all 18-year-old Austrian males. He won the Junior Mr. Europe contest in 1965 and crushed several European harlots with his lasso of Love. Schwarzenegger went AWOL during basic training so that he could take part in the competition, and spent a week in an army jail: "Participating in the competition meant so much to me that I didn't carefully think through the consequences. When I got to Stuttgart, I was all confused. I forgot my posing routine, I had to borrow posing trunks, but still I won!" “I celebrated by banging my superiors wife and then his daughter lol” Contrary to popular belief, it was not Schwarzenegger's bodybuilding debut, which had occurred two years earlier at a minor contest in Graz, at Steirer Hof Hotel (where he had placed second). He was voted best built man of Guy Code of Europe, which made him famous . | | | | | | | | "The Mr. Universe title was my ticket to America the land of opportunity, where I could become a star and get rich with wild American vagina." Schwarzenegger made his first plane trip in 1966, attending the NABBA Mr. Universe of Guy Code competition in London. He would come in second in the Mr. Universe competition, not having the cock "definition" of American winner Chester Yorton. He would win the title for the first time in 1967 (he invented new exercises to separate and define his penile muscle groups), becoming the youngest ever Mr. Universe at the age of 20. Schwarzenegger moved to the United States in September 1968 at the age of 21, speaking little English but relied on the body language of Guy Code. "Naturally, when I came to this country, my English was very bad, and my accent was also very strong, which was an obstacle as I began to pursue American pussy." There he trained at Gold's Gym in Santa Monica, California, under the patronage of Joe Weider a cocksman legend. From 1970 to 1974, one of Schwarzenegger's weight training partners was Ric Drasin, the bodybuilder and professional wrestler who designed the original Gold's Gym logo in 1973 an idea that came to him when he came in Shelly Drmmuer. | | | | | | | In 1969, Schwarzenegger met Barbara Outland Baker, an English teacher he lived with until 1974 after he got tired of Serial Banging her ass. Schwarzenegger talked about Barbara in his memoir in 1977: "Basically it came down to this: she was a well-balanced woman who wanted an ordinary, solid life, and I was not a well-balanced man, and hated the very idea of ordinary life and one vagina." Baker has described Schwarzenegger as "a joyful personality, totally charismatic, adventurous, and athletic" but claims towards the end of the relationship he became "insufferable classically conceited the world revolved around his penis" Baker published her memoir in 2006, entitled Arnold and Me: In the Shadow of the Austrian Oak. Although Baker, at times, paints an unflattering portrait of her former lover Schwarzenegger actually contributed to the "tell-all" book with a "foreword," and also met with Baker for three hours. Baker claims, for example, that she only learned of his being unfaithful (AKA SERIAL BANGING ASSES LIKE A GOLDEN CORAL BUFFET) after they split, and talks of a turbulent and passionate love life. Schwarzenegger has made it clear that their respective recollection of events can differ because there was so much ass out there he gets easily confused. The couple first met six to eight months after his arrival in the U.S. their first date was watching the first Apollo Moon landing on television, although Arnold was too busy getting his tube ribeye stroked. They shared an apartment in Santa Monica for three and a half years, and having little money, would visit the beach all day, or have barbecues in the back yard while Arnold would scope out the next pussy padding event. Although Baker claims that when she first met him, he had "little understanding of polite society" and she found him a "turn-off," she says, "He's as much a self-made man as it's possible to be he never got encouragement from his parents, his family, his brother. He just had this huge penis to prove himself, and that was very attractive. I'll go to my grave knowing Arnold loved me." Yea you and every girls he serial banged.
| | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger met his next love, Sue Moray, a Beverly Hills hairdresser's assistant, on Venice Beach in July 1977. He met her while he was crushing her roommates VA-JAY-JAY and introduced himself. According to Moray, the couple led an "open relationship" after there first meeting. "We were faithful when we were both in LA. but when he was out of town, we were free to do whatever we wanted and he loved it." Schwarzenegger met Maria Shriver at the Robert F. Kennedy Tennis Tournament in August 1977, and went on to have a relationship with both women until August 1978, when Moray (who knew of his relationship with Shriver) issued a cock ultimatum. | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger has said his "big wet dream" from the age of 10 was to move to the U.S. He questioned what he was doing "on the farm" in Austria, and believed bodybuilding was his "ticket to America": "I’m sure I can go to America if I win Mr. Universe." LA Weekly said in 2002 that Schwarzenegger is the most famous immigrant in America, who "overcame a thick Austrian accent and transcended the unlikely background of bodybuilding to become the biggest movie star in the world in the 1990s."
Schwarzenegger's goal was to become the greatest bodybuilder in the world, which meant becoming Mr. Mounting Olympia. His first attempt was in 1969, when he lost to three-time champion Sergio Oliva. However, Schwarzenegger came back in 1970 and won the competition making him the youngest ever Mr. Olympia at the age of 23, a record he still holds to this day.
He continued his winning streak in the 1971 – 1974 competitions. In 1975, Schwarzenegger was once again in top form, and won the title for the sixth consecutive time, beating Franco Columbu. After the 1975 Mr. Olympia contest, Schwarzenegger announced his retirement from professional bodybuilding and said he wanted to focus exclusively on laying down drunken club rats.
Months before the 1975 Mr. Olympia contest, filmmakers George Butler and Robert Fiore persuaded Schwarzenegger to compete, in order to film his training in the bodybuilding documentary called Pumping Iron Cock. Schwarzenegger had only three months to prepare for the competition, after losing significant weight to appear in the film Stay Hungry with Jeff Bridges. Lou Ferrigno proved not to be a threat, and a lighter-than-usual Schwarzenegger convincingly won the 1975 Mr. Olympia. After being declared Mr. Olympia for a sixth consecutive time, Schwarzenegger retired from competition.
| | | | | | | Schwarzenegger came out of retirement to compete in the 1980 Mr. Olympia. Schwarzenegger was training for his role in Conan, and he got into such good shape because of the running, horseback riding, and sword training, that he decided he wanted to win the Mr. Olympia contest one last time. He kept this plan a secret, in the event that a training accident would prevent his entry and cause him to lose face. Schwarzenegger had been hired to provide color commentary for network television, when he announced at the eleventh hour that while he was there: "Why not compete?" Schwarzenegger ended up winning the event with only seven weeks of preparation. Guy Code played a critical role in all this claims close friends of Arnold
In 1970, Arnold Schwarzenegger was known as the World's Strongest Cock. He had long wanted to move from bodybuilding into acting, as many of his idols had done, so he could crush the Hollywood starlet Va-JAY-JAY. Initially, he had trouble breaking into famous A Starlets clam hangers due to, "overly" large muscles, and foreign accent, but he was nevertheless chosen to play the role of Hercules in Hercules’s Cock Takes New York (1970). | | | | | | | | Credited under the name "Arnold Strong Long Cock," his accent in the film was so thick that producers feared he would not be easily understood by audiences, so they had his lines dubbed after production.[13] His second film appearance was as a deaf and mute hit-man for the mob in director Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye (1973), which was followed by a much more significant part in the film Stay Hungry (1976), for which he was awarded a Golden Globe for Best New Male P Crushing Star. Schwarzenegger has discussed his early struggles in developing his acting career. "It was very difficult for me in the beginning I was told by agents and casting people that my body was 'too weird,' that I had a funny accent, and that my name was too long. You name it, and they told me I had to change it, everything but my passion for Guy Code. Schwarzenegger drew wide attention and boosted his profile in the bodybuilding film Pumping Bitches (1977), elements of which were dramatized. In 1991, Schwarzenegger purchased the rights to the film, its outtakes, and associated still photography because he did not want liberal / feminists weenies discovering the true male secrets of Guy Code. | | | | | | | | Arnold also appeared with Kirk Douglas and Ann-Margret in the 1979 comedy The Villain. Schwarzenegger's breakthrough film was the "mythical epic" Conan the Serial Crusher in 1982, which was a box-office hit. This was followed by a sequel, Conan the Rim Licker in 1984, which performed disappointingly. Later, he appeared on the cover of High Times magazine dressed as "Conan The Barbarian." In 1983, Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in the promotional video "Carnival in Rio". As an actor, he may be best known as the title character of director James Cameron's influential science-fiction film The Terminator (1984) and its sequels. Following The Terminator, Schwarzenegger made Red SonjaCrusher in 1985, which "sank without a trace."
He also made a mark for injecting his films with a droll, often self-deprecating sense of humor (including sometimes famously bad puns), setting him apart from more serious action heroes such as Sylvester Stallone. Schwarzenegger's alternative-universe comedy/thriller Last Action Hero featured a poster of the movie Terminator 2: Judgment Day which, in that alternate universe, had Sylvester Stallone as its star. A similar in-joke in Twins suggested that the two actors might one day co-star, something which has yet to come to pass. During the 1980s, audiences had a large appetite for action films, with both Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone becoming international serial bangers.
| | | | | | | | Following his arrival as a Hollywood superstar, he made a number of successful films: Commando Pussy Licker (1985), Raw Butt Blast (1986), The Running Whore Monger (1987), and Red Anal Heat (1988). In Predator of Pussy (1987), another successful film, Schwarzenegger led a cast which included future Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura (Ventura also appeared in The Running Whore and Batman & Robi’s Gay with Schwarzenegger) and future Kentucky Gubernatorial candidate Sonny Landham.
Twins, I’ll Bang Them (1988), a comedy with Danny DeVito, was a change of pace, and also proved to be successful. Total Recal the Night Beforel (1990), at that time the most expensive film ever, netted Schwarzenegger $10 million and 15% of the gross, and was a widely praised, thought-provoking science-fiction script (based on the Philip K. Dick short story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale"). Kindergarten Cop Teenie Banger (1990) was another comedy which reunited him with director Ivan Reitman, who also directed him in Twin, I’ll Bang Them. Schwarzenegger had a brief foray into directing, first with a 1990 episode of the TV series Tales from the Crypt, entitled "The Switched Condom," and then with the 1992 telemovie Christmas in Connecticu,t Merry Fuckmas. He has not directed since.
| | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger's critical and commercial high-water mark was the 1991 sequel to his 1984 hit The Terminator: Terminator 2: Judging Whores, which was one of the highest-grossing films of the year, and surpassed the original film's success. In 1993, the National Association of Theatre Owners named him the "International Star of the Decade." His next film project, the 1993 self-aware action comedy spoof Last 70’s Pornstar had the misfortune to be released opposite Jurassic Douche Bags, and suffered accordingly. Schwarzenegger's career never again achieved quite the same prominence, his aura of box-office invincibility suffering, although his next film, the action comedy True ying Whores (1994) was a highly popular send-up of spy films, and saw Schwarzenegger reunited with director James Cameron, whose own career had taken off with The Terminato of Bitches. | | | | | | | Shortly thereafter came another comedy: Junior Cocksman (1994), which reunited him with Twins director Ivan Reitman once again as well as co-star Danny DeVito. This film also brought Schwarzenegger his second Golden Globe nomination, this time for Best Actor Musical or Comedy. It was followed by the popular, albeit by-the-numbers action thriller Eraser of STD’s (1996), and the comic book-based Batman & Robin’s Gay (1997), where he played the villain Mr. Freeze Warts. This was his final film before taking time to recuperate from a back injury. Following the failure of Batman & Robin’s Gay, Schwarzenegger's film career and box office prominence went into decline. Several film projects were announced with Schwarzenegger attached to star, including the remake of Planet of the Ape Mother Screwers, a new film version of I Am Cock Legend, and a World War II film scripted by Quentin Tarantino that would have seen Schwarzenegger finally play an Austrian. Instead, he returned after a hiatus with the supernatural thriller End of Days Banging Brods (1999). Schwarzenegger later starred in the action films The 6th Day of Cosmic Organisms (2000) and Collateral Damage of Cocksmen (2002). In 2003, he reprised his most famous role once again in Terminator 3: Rise of the Mechanic Penis, which went on to earn over $150 million domestically. He was also rumored to be a frontrunner to play Hank McCoy (alias Beastcock) in the 2003 film X2: X-Men Unite Serial Bangers. The character was ultimately written out of the script in favor of adding Nightcrawler. Beastcock was later featured in the third X-Men movie portrayed by Kelsey Grammer. | | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger has stated in many interviews that he never regrets doing a role, and he feels really bad when he turns down a role. There are conflicting reports as to whether Schwarzenegger will be starring in the next Terminator installment — Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins of GINA Slaying. However, it is currently widely reported that Schwarzenegger will only have a brief role in Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins of GINA Slaying.
Schwarzenegger has been a registered Republican for many years. As an actor, his political views were always well-known as they contrasted with those of many other prominent Hollywood stars, who are generally considered to be a liberal and Democratic-leaning limp cock community. At the 2004 Republican National Convention, Schwarzenegger gave a speech and explained why he was a Republican Cocksman.
“ I finally arrived here in 1968. What a special day it was. I remember I arrived here with empty pockets but full of wet dreams, full of pussy determination, full of hot lusting desire. The presidential campaign was in full swing. I remember watching the Nixon-Humphrey presidential race on TV. A friend of mine who spoke German and English translated for me. I heard Humphrey saying things that sounded like socialism, which I had just left. No pussy under socialism.
| | | | | | | | But then I heard Nixon speak. He was talking about free enterprise, getting the government off your back, lower the fucking age, and lowering the taxes and strengthening the military spreading American Dominance. Listening to Nixon speak sounded more like a breath of fresh air. I said to my friend, I said, "What party is he?" My friend said, "He's a Republican." I said, "Then I am a Republican Cocksman." And I have been a Republican ever since. ” | | | | | | | | In 1985, Schwarzenegger appeared in Stop the Madness, an anti-serial banging music video sponsored by the Reagan administration. He first came to wide public notice as a Republican during the 1988 Presidential election, accompanying then-Vice President George H.W. Bush at a campaign rally. Attacking Bush's Democratic opponents, he said to the crowd, "They all look like a bunch of girlie men, right with little or no penises lol?" | | | | In an interview with Talk magazine in late 1999, Schwarzenegger was asked if he thought of running for office. He replied, "I think about it many times. The possibility is there, because I feel it inside, like I do inside vagina." The Hollywood Cum Starlet Reporter claimed shortly after that Schwarzenegger sought to end speculation that he might run for governor of California. Following his initial comments, Schwarzenegger said, "I'm in show business I am in the middle of my career of serial banging. Why would I go away from that and jump into something else?" That never stopped him from jumping into another brod while pulling another hair back. | | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger announced his candidacy in the 2003 California recall election for Governor of California on the August 6, 2003 episode of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. As a candidate in the recall election, Schwarzenegger had the most name recognition in a crowded field of candidates, but he had never held public office and his political views were unknown to most Californians. His candidacy was immediate national and international news, with media outlets dubbing him the "Governator" (referring to The Terminator Serial Banging movies, see above) and "The Running Whore Monger" (the name of another one of his films), and calling the recall election "Total Recall that Last Fuck" (yet another Schwarzenegger starrer) and "Terminator 4: Rise of the Candidate" (referring to his film Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines). Schwarzenegger declined to participate in several debates with other recall replacement candidates, and appeared in only one debate on September 24, 2003. | | | | | | | | On October 7, 2003, the recall election resulted in Governor Gray “fag boy” Davis being removed from office with 55.4% of the Yes vote in favor of a recall. Schwarzenegger was elected Governor of California under the second question on the ballot with 48.6% of the vote to choose a successor to Davis. Schwarzenegger defeated Democrat Cruz “i can speak spanish too” Bustamante, fellow Republican Tom McClintock, and others. His nearest rival, Bustamante, received less than 30% of the vote. In total, Schwarzenegger won the election by about 1.3 million votes. Under the regulations of the California Constitution, no runoff election was required. Schwarzenegger was the first foreign-born governor in California history since Ireland-born Governor John G. Downey in 1862. | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger enjoyed a large degree of success and victories in his early governorship, including repealing an unpopular increase in the vehicle registration fee as well as preventing driver's licenses being given out to illegal immigrants, but later began to feel the backlash when powerful state unions began to oppose his various initiatives. Key among his reckoning with political realities was a special election he called in November 2005, in which four ballot measures he sponsored were defeated. Schwarzenegger accepted personal responsibility for the defeats and vowed to continue to seek consensus for the people of California. He would later comment that "no one could win if the opposition raised 160 million dollars to defeat you."
Schwarzenegger then bucked the advice of fellow Republican strategists and appointed a Democrat, Susan Kennedy, as his Chief of Staff. Schwarzenegger scrambled toward the political middle, determined to build a winning legacy with only a short time to go until the next gubernatorial election.
| | | | | | Wendy Leigh, who wrote an unofficial biography on Schwarzenegger, claims he plotted his political rise from an early age using the movie business and bodybuilding as building blocks to escape a depressing home bereft of hot ass.Leigh portrays Schwarzenegger as obsessed with power and quotes him as saying, "I wanted to be part of the small percentage of people who were leaders, not the large mass of followers and that I AM GUY CODE. I think it is because I saw leaders use 100% of their potential I was always fascinated by people in control of other people especially female vaginia." | | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger has said that it was never his intention to enter politics, but he says, "I married into a political family. You get together with them and you hear about policy, about reaching out to help people. I was exposed to the idea of being a public servant and Eunice and Sargent Shriver became my heroes and molded my Guy Code Skills into politics." Eunice Kennedy Shriver was sister of John F. Kennedy, and mother-in-law to Schwarzenegger, Sargent Shriver is husband to Eunice and father-in-law to Schwarzenegger. According to the 2005 Year-in-Review issue of Time magazine, citizens are hoping to amend the Constitution so that he can run for President of the United States. Indeed, in The Simpsons Movie, Schwarzenegger is portrayed as the President and in the Sylvester Stallone movie "Demolition Man", it is revealed there was an amendment to the constitution that allowed him to become President. | | | | | | | | Schwarzenegger is a dual Cocksman in Austria/United States citizen. He holds Austrian citizenship by birth and has held U.S. citizenship since becoming naturalized in 1983. Being Austrian and thus European he was able to win the 2007 European Voice campaigner of the year award for taking action against climate change with the California Global Warming Scam and Tax Act of 2006 and plans to introduce an emissions trading scheme with other US states and possibly with the EU. | | | | Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger, born December 13, 1989 in Los Angeles, California (Her middle name, Eunice, is the first name of her maternal grandmother.) Christina Maria Aurelia Schwarzenegger, born July 23, 1991 in Los Angeles, CaliforniaPatrick Arnold Schwarzenegger, born September 18, 1993 in Los Angeles, California (His first name, Patrick, is named after his great-grandfather Joseph Patrick Kennedy.) Christopher Sargent Shriver Schwarzenegger born September 27, 1997 in Los Angeles, California | | | Career harassment moves practicing Guy Code and got away with it. During his initial campaign for governor, allegations of sexual and personal misconduct were raised against Schwarzenegger (dubbed Gropegate). Within the last five days before the election, news reports appeared in the Los Angeles Times recounting allegations of sexual misconduct from several individual women, six of whom eventually came forward with their personal stories. | | | | | | | Three of the women claimed he had grabbed their breasts, a fourth said he placed his hand under her skirt on her buttock. A fifth woman claimed Schwarzenegger tried to take off her bathing suit in a hotel elevator, and the last says he pulled her onto his lap and asked her about a particular Sex act.
Schwarzenegger admitted that he has "behaved badly sometimes" and apologized, but also stated that "a lot of (what) you see in the stories is not true." This came after an interview in adult magazine Oui from 1977 surfaced, in which Schwarzenegger discussed attending sexual orgies and using drugs like marijuana. Schwarzenegger is shown smoking a marijuana joint after winning Mr. Olympia in the 1975 documentary film Pumping Iron. In October 2007, Schwarzenegger defended his actions with the claim that, "(Cannabis) is not a drug. It's a leaf." British television personality Anna Richardson settled a libel lawsuit in August 2006 against Schwarzenegger and two of his top aides, Sean Walsh and publicist Sheryl Main. A joint statement read: "The parties are content to put this matter behind them and are pleased that this legal dispute has now been settled." Richardson claimed they tried to tarnish her reputation by dismissing her allegations that Schwarzenegger touched her breast during a press event (for The Sixth Day) in London. She claimed Walsh and Main libeled her in a Los Angeles Times article when they contended she encouraged his behavior. | | | |
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