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This is a collection from men who practice Guy Code and are  willing to share their secret forms of succeeding in getting a chick in the sack. Got a good hookup method? Contact us.

If you are a innovator in the arts of rounding the poker game of scoring with chicks please send us your methods. If you are a guy in need of help in homing your talents please read on. If you are a young buck in high school remember, Women are like a refrigerator, once a week you should stock it.



10 Steps to get laid at the Bar E-mail
Written by The Elder   

guy smiling holding mixed drink at  barDo you like picking up chicks at bars, clubs or parties? Try out this new 10 step strategy before it becomes realized by chicks out there because they too were played by guys reading from the Guy Code website. There is nothing more important than getting ass in front of your friends and this is a whole new bag of tricks not yet out in the main stream. good hunting.

 
Before You Have Sex E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Most random hook ups happen on short notice and a guy has little time to act. Wether or not a guy admits it, if it was good ass he will want to have it again so he has to make sure the experience was pleasant for her. Not necessarily Sex wise but to make sure that you did not smell like an Alabama shit house during inter course. So, you have some options to clean your Under Carriage before she starts to go down on your Baby Batter.

 
Desirability with Feminine Products E-mail
Written by The Elder   
Yes female products are gay and annoying but its the key factor with getting to know or even with hot chicks with a pedigree of sexy. You can buy a few simple things to use to attract a girl like pollen does to a bee. When you start getting with Women before you would never have thought would have had anything to do with you you can thank this article.
 
Green Energy Hook Up Approach E-mail
Written by The Elder   
The Green Energy Hook Up method is a tactic designed to trick liberal hippie chicks into thinking you are a caring environmentalist. The method is unique in the fact that you are making no changes to your actually look and feel but rather show these hippie chicks you are everything that their tree hugging liberal men are not. More specifically, you are all man and want to have crazy nature Sex with them and their hippie boyfriends would rather make Love to a tree. So the method includes knowledge of saving the planet bullshit in order to get some Snaise.
 
How To Spot A Lesbian aka "Whose Gaurding Tom Brady?" E-mail
Written by The Elder   

hot lesbian football players What happens when you are at a party, bar or club and you see a hot chick with several other questionable females around her? You obviously want to go up and talk to her right? Exactly, but then all of a sudden you are surrounded by other Women who in fact are guarding tom brady. So how do you spots the lesbian bull dykes in a crowded room of chicks?

 
No Means No, A Hook Up Warning E-mail
Written by The Elder   

When a girl says no its probably a good idea to document the fact that you stopped your advance. Girls can think something happened that did not happen if you just quit and left. So, we have discovered its probably a good idea to call the police right away in case the girl has some issues of past experience that she wants to take out on you instead of the asshole who actually got away with it.

 
Separate But Equal E-mail
Written by The Elder   
JailbaitSeparate but equal was a term that came to be during the civil rights movement in the 1960's. However, as it matters to juggling Women, you must keep them separate but equal if you are to pull it off. Lets face it, when you are a young guy your goal in life is to cram as much ass play as you can before the day comes where you get married and after to honor Marriage Code. So, in order not to have any regrets in life, you must follow these guide lines in order to have a successful, stress free, and never get caught by a snooping female rite of passage. mp3 player
 
The Myrick Maneuver E-mail
Written by The Elder   

hot bartender chick If you frequent bars, clubs, or even a Hooters then this method of playing playing "specific" Numbers Game is for you. Why specific? The ultimate goal of the Myrick Maneuver is not to get just any chick's number at a bar but rather get the phone number of your waitress or better yet the bartender! Why specifically just these Women? Well, these women are the draw of the establishment and to be able to score with what all guys come there for is the ultimate conquest as it matters to street credit. If you have no shame and a thick skin then you should be able to pull off this hook up method.

 
Top Gun Wingman vs Navigator E-mail
Written by The Elder   

The concept of the wingman is overrated and the role of the Navigator is long over due. A wingman is a separate entity that has all the same tools as you do to take a shot at a chick which is what you are trying to do. In fact, there are bogeys all over the place trying to take a shot at your target so why bring another competitor to do the same? Think "NAVIGATOR" instead. A navigator is someone who is no threat to you or your target and can advise you and check for bogeys on your six. The following compares and contrast the benefits versus the failings in having a wingman over a navigator. For all of you who do not know Top Gun go hold your head under water for 58 seconds then go buy the damn movie on Craig's list.

 
Bang A Chick While They're Vulnerable E-mail
Written by The Elder   

depressed drunk girl Do you know why therapists, psychologists and psychiatrists always get laid? Because they bang their patients while they are vulnerable that's why. Think about it, you're getting paid to listen to an emotional wreck of a woman who is letting you inside all the deepest darkest secrets that make her who she is. She now has established a trust tree of confidence with you. When this occurs your chances of banging her increase 100 fold! The best part is you don't have to be a therapist in order to do this! 

 
Cock Blocking E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Cock Blocking is both a good thing and a bad thing. It is good when you use it to prevent another man's penis from getting with the girl you want your penis to. It is bad when another guy uses it on you but where do you draw the line? Cock blocking is a serious offensive and you must know the do's and don'ts of its potential.

 
eGame Tactics E-mail
Written by The Elder   

E-game tactics are the new trendy moves when meeting chicks over the inter-net. The inter-net has become the virtually gateway to introducing a girls vagina to your penis all with little effort save laying the Ground Work. With online communities growing and being more socially accepted as the new medium to meet people dating or random hook ups are occurring wholesale.

 
Harry Dunn Hook Up Method E-mail
Written by The Elder   

 harry dunnHarry Dunn method was inspired in the movie Dumb and Dumber. It gained notoriety some time in 1995 when guys started to Cock block someone who was not even trying to pick up a girl who you were interested in. The movie Dumb and Dumber actually portrays the opposite however, it is largely used as an "unbeknownst cock block".

 
I'm On A Boat Spring Break Cruise Hook Up E-mail
Written by The Elder   

girl on cruise Spring Break is here and getting laid is what its all about. If you haven't been laid all year because of school, college or the fact you are not good with girls, then a Spring Break cruise is the best time to crush random ass. Screw Las Vegas, that place is about hookers and keeping you locked in a casino while you lose money. Get some boys together, plan a cruise, pack your bags and read this article for optimum chances of getting laid littered in glory.

 
Seducing an Elitist Virgin E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Trying to get with an elitist Virgin can be a tough task but can be done. Most of the time these girls are spoiled rich and have had every damn thing handed to them by daddy dearest. So, the hard part is finding something she hasn't had due to the fact she knows no limits and therefore can never be satisfied. However, what this elitist virgin has not experienced is being told NO. That is your key into her golden goose lips.

 
The Jeremiah Method E-mail
Written by The Elder   

The basic method of wearing a girl down with repeated attempts to be her best friend with the hopes she will get dumped by her boyfriend and all those years being the Dick in a Glass Case will have paid off. I am a big believer in the method and have seen its use and success. It is perfect for the guy who just wants to lay this elusive vixen but if you are holding out for Love, you will be disappointed.

 
Top 100 Chick Flicks E-mail
Written by The Elder   
chick flickA complete list of chick movies to impress a would be girl friend or a random hook up. It is recommended to look over the list so you will have some idea of what to pretend you have seen. The list also includes a small description of the movie in case you need to bullshit the girl into believing you have seen a sensitive Candy Ass movie. So if you want to get a girl on a couch once a week, just peep the list of different chick flicks without having to make any effort to research, we've done it for you!