The Myrick Method Explained

 The Myrick Maneuver is all about going after the cocktail waitresses and bartenders with extreme prejudice. The method was discovered while witnessing a man launching unrelenting salvos of pick up lines to all the waitresses at bar. I noticed he wasn't paying attention to regular chicks and then it hit me. Picking up regular chicks at a bar is so over rated and so last Friday night. The real conquests to seek are the hot ass waitresses or the super mega hot bartenders.This method is not for the timid cocksman but only for the confident man or those guys who can function while overly intoxicated. In order to apply this method you will need to know how to use the Numbers Game, the importance of a target rich environment,  your requirements as a male, tactics to use and how to use the bar tab which will be explained as follows.

 Ultimate Bar Hook Up Method

The Myrick Maneuver is nothing more than a glorified "specific numbers game" hook up method. When I say "specific" I am referring to the fact that you only are hitting on the waitresses / bartenders. That is the target for the obvious reasons for the fact that they are the hardest to hook up with. To increase your chances you have to order drinks all over the place to spread the scent. This way you can spot who will be more receptive and if you have to switch targets on a moments notice you will always have a waitress standing by. The best part about repeated pick up lines is that the waitresses / bartenders are too busy to Cock block you to their friends (other waitresses) about the crazy guy using one liner pick up lines. They too are playing the numbers game on getting guys to buy drinks and tip them out. All is fair right?

Finding a bar with a fully stocked target rich environment of hot staff is a must. Having a hot staff is the key to keeping a place packed and money flowing because guys are buying more than just drinks. Every guy wants what’s not for sale and the girl who makes the drinks or brings them to you is the ultimate score. Remember, hooking up with a bartender is worth like 5 regular hook ups as it matters to street credit. Any bars or clubs that have ladies night is not a target rich environment. You want bars that specifically have female staff serving. The more female staff the better your chances for playing the numbers. Gentleman's clubs are a dead give away for hot cocktail waitresses but sports bars are all the more likely to accept your advances but try both regardless.

Your requirements as a male can actually be Run of the Mill. Being ridiculously good looking doesn’t hurt but its not a requirement. Girls are only interested in money and cars so if you have either of those you will pass qualifications but if you don't just pretend you do. Dress fancy and wear designer clothes (every outlet store has sales) and have a donkey wad to throw around and you will appear to meet the qualifications of their public school instructed requirements. Remember, money and a nice car will trigger the Pavlov's dog response in every waitress. All you need is a nothing to lose sense of confidence and a steady source of drink money to hold their attention briskly. The more they think you are Big Willie the more they will be willing to give you their number.

When you make First Substantial Contact you just introduce yourself and get acquainted. Remember all of their names and even eye color so you will stand out to them. Flash the donkey wad and if you have a Rolex (or folex) wear it with pride. Every time the waitress or bartender asks you if you want another drink respond by saying, "yea and your phone number too", "when are you gonna let me take you out to dinner", "my god you look like you belong in a painting", "go ahead and write your number down on my tab", "Are you one Facebook, if so what's your last name", "My mother is dying of cancer",  etc. You will want to ask over and over again and hopefully they will give you their number. The goal of the Myrick Maneuver is to keep them occupied long enough so that you will be Cock Blocking their drink sells and they will give you their number so you will leave them alone. Call the number immediately to make sure you didn't get the REJECTION HOTLINE. Remember, if you get their number you can wear them down for a date.

 Myrick Maneuver One Liners

If you are not creative take some time and learn from the veteran who pioneered some of these classic number getting one liners. Remember, after saying comical lines you must throw in "can I get your number". The trick is to do it in a very nonchalant way. Be comical but not annoying. If this will be your first time trying to Myrick Maneuver then just belt out as many one liners to as many waitresses or bartenders as you can. Remember, you are playing the numbers so don't get discouraged. Oh, and watch them make your drinks.

1. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

 
2. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.


3. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.


4. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.


5. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. Can I have your number?


6.POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?


7. Girl, you better have a license, becuz you are driving me crazy!


8. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! Can I have your number?


9. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.


10. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Can I have your number?


11. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Can I have your number?


12. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.


13. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?


14. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Can I have your number?


15. You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.


16. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.


17. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.


18. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Can I have your number?
 

19. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, I'm (you name) nice to meet you.

20. Did that hurt? (woman asks did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?