The Cock Block

Cock Blocking - To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

Cock blocking is seen by many as a cheap shot and totally f*cked up thing to do. It causes immediate hatred of the guy who does it.

Cock Blocking a complete Stranger

Most of the time cock blocking is done in a general setting where everyone is a stranger. This is probably the most accepted and understood cock blocking technique. In this environment, you are less likely to have an all out confrontation for the use of cock blocking. Not realizing it, your competition thinks you are just legally pursuing fair game but in actuality, your sabotaging him at all costs. This technique can be applied anywhere strangers are present.

Cock blocking a friend.

When you Cock block a friend you will cause the entire group to turn against you. It’s called the wholesale effect. When you cross your friend’s sites on a girl he set out on and you ruin his shot at the sweet poo, it gets messy. However, forgiveness does take place unless your friend had feelings for this girl. If that is the case, you will either be an out cast or constantly reminded of being a bastard.

Acceptable cock blocking

If you really like a girl (which is permitted by Guy Code) you do have the right to cock block any guy from trying to obtain what you rightfully see as sacred. This includes random guys, brothers, friends, or anything with a penis. However, you can cock block but you are required to tell your friends your true intentions about this person so you will not be seen as a saboteur. This will then be discussed in a committee and voted on to see if you actually have a chance with this girl. If you do then god bless you both, if not, you will have to stand aside while she is pursued. If you do not stand aside you will be seen as a usurper and be exiled.

Cock blocking tips

When you are trying to stop a very successful guy from Serial Crushing a chick, you can tell her any of the following:

1. he told everyone he was going to fuck you tonight

2. he said you were fat but he was desperate

3. he has herpes (or any std)

4. he friend requested your sister you know, best of both worlds

5. his last girlfriend is preganant

6. I think he banged one of your friends

7. pull a fire alarm

8. he penis is crooked

9. he fucked Jamie Lynn Spears

10. he sets up cameras in his apartment

11. he likes to have dildos used on him

12. he claims he's allegric to condoms

13. he's from Edenton North Carolina

14. He loves it when a girl licks his ass hole