If you know you are going to have sex there is a few things you need to do if you want to have sex with this girl again. It can be summed up by cleaning your undercarriage. Your Under Carriage is the area below your belly button past your balls and all the way to your asshole. This is the offense zone. There is no way around it and every time you least expect to hook up this will happen to you. The good news is, most of the time it takes place at her Domicile, so she will have a bathroom and some of the products listed below. Enjoy.
Brush Your Damn Teeth
Brushing your teeth should be the most obvious thing you can do. If a chick does not have tooth paste in her bath room than don't even bother with getting cleaned. Bad breath other than having a small penis, if the first thing a chick realizes and is a major turn off. Always keep a tub of tooth paste in the car at all time. It will save your life. or gum. Tooth paste is more responsible though and will make a lasting impression.
Use Hand Sanitizer To Prevent Yeast Infections
Hand sinitizer is a useful tool is not a respectful one to prepare for foreplay. A woman's VA-JAY-JAY is always susceptible to infection so thats why they always pee before and after sex. If you girl does not then she is nasty. More over, taking the time to put that on your hands will be interpreted by her that you car about her well being and are being respectful to sensitive issues. In contradiction, you are actually just taking care of her vaginia because you don't want it side lined while you are Serial Crushing it everyday. However, the means justify the ends, just don't tell her the truth.
Mouth Wash Is A Must
If you don't have time to brush your toofies, take a swig of mouth wash. Do not get the mouth wash that looks like rusted metal or the urine color. It smells like vinegar piss sandwiches and will actually make the girl sick. Stick with something refreshing and cool mint but stay away from spearmint, it has a record of making girls nauseous.
Bee Pollen Does Wonders
I am a big believer in bee pollen. It is a quick fix for a messy smell but only 32 degree Guy Coders carry it around. I'd just thought i would mention it. You can buy small containers and always keep it on your person for hook up emergencys. Hell you can use it on anything to cover up stink butt smells.
The worst possible odor before sex is what we call Swamp ass. Check out the swamp ass article for details concerning this great horror. Wipe your ass with toilet paper with some soap before you have sex. This is part of the main undercarriage that needs a good wipe down. If a chick goes down on you and depending how small your penis is, she will be right next to your red eye and so will the smell. So, wipe your ass before serial crushing.
Wearing smell goods or cologne can mask quite a bit and give the girl delusions of granduer. Always have some smell goods around incase of emergency or random hook ups. When a brod is horny the smell can aid in your favor. Plus they will bury the face in your neck smelling it and you don't have to kiss them, you can just put your stroke into play. its guy code
Wipe Your Ass Crack Under Carriage
If you are a rookie and do not have the benefit of the above just know that there is a 99% chance a girl will have tooth paste in the house. Take the tooth paste and apply it everywhere on your body. Take some toilet paper and wipe it on your arm pits, mouth, ass crack fo sho, and if necesssary your feet. A tube of tooth paste will save your serial crushing chances.
Have A lot Of Money
Oh yeah, and a big fat wallet full of sweaty cash. Girls don't like Boys just cars and money. If you look rich you can pull it off. Just do not for any circumstance buy a girl a beer. That is like feeding a stray cat. She will keep sucking you dry and I don;t mean your penis.