The Snobby Virgin

There is always a girl who is a stuck up snob whose parents where over bearing and did not let her do anything. Typically these girls never dated in middle school or even high school. Now most of the time when they go to college they go buck wild. TRUE. However, some are still virgins and are the biggest cock teases this side of the Mississippi. You will despise them and they will be a great challenge. The following is a synopsis of how to proceed in order to destroy her self esteem enough to serial crush her out of her own desperation.

Meeting Christian Women

 Elitist Chick

When you see this person and have established some sense of rapport or are on speaking terms then you can start laying down the Ground Work. You begin to criticize her in small jokes about how sheltered she is. You say things like, “I bet your first drink of alcohol was when you were 22”. Doesn’t sound like much but it will trigger her insecurities of wow, I have missed out on a lot. That’s the key. You want her to think you are the plethora of knowledge and she will come to you with questions. However, you really have to make an impression with comical insults. You can make fun of her hair, weight, her job, home life, if she ever had braces, and focus on the fact she’s never really had a boyfriend.

 Kiss The Ring Bitch

After you begin your innocent series of insults she will go home and dwell on them. In addition to, her friend like most girls are shit talkers anyway, and they will Love you for giving it to her. Even her friends think she is a bitch. So, when her friends start saying how cool and funny you are the girl in question will have to get you to accept her or gain your approval. It all comes down to her getting your attention and showing her friends that she won. That’s the play. However, you don’t give it to her. You treat her the same way and never let up.

 Ask Her Personal Questions

When you start talking on the phone or god forbid AIM (gay but it gets the job done) start asking about her friends and her family life. You throw both good and bad. She wants to talk about herself; you want to ask about her friends. It creates tension yet she it’s trying to get you to focus solely on her. You must continue on with questions about girls. Basically you ignore all her sexual attributes or make fun of them in some way so to keep her from achieving her goal.

 Never Pay Her Compliments

Sooner or later she will realize that you do not find her attractive at all and she will become more forward. She will start asking you outright questions about you finding her attractive. This is what we wanted all along. You still refrain from commenting on it but take a different approach. You mention that is she wore cooler or sexier clothes maybe you would notice. So, if she starts to wear hooker boots and short skirts on Friday nights you know its only a matter of time.

 Plant the Seed of Deception

Remember, this operation is always in your hands and can take months. You can totally screw up by giving in too soon by giving her what she needs to know which is that you do find her attractive. I recommend Serial Crushing other girls from different circles or even trying to hang out with her friends without her around. This will keep you occupied as well and treat this more like a hobby.

Bang The Virgin

Depending on how successful you were at the insults, hanging out with her friends, ignoring the fact she has a vagina, she will throw herself at you. These elitist virgins will get so stressed out that they can not even get a guy like you (which she sees as Run of the Mill even if you not, hence elitist bitch) that she will cry in your presence. She will break down completely and be vulnerable to your attack. This is the time to storm Normandy. If you’ve gotten this far then you should know how to close the deal. I’m not your real estate attorney.