Reality star and trying to be singer Brooke Hogan, is reportedly dating a 24 year-old rapper Yannique Barker, aka Skinny Douche, na just kidding aka Stacks (with a $ in place of the S because that is so cool.) I actually remember when this douche weasel was on her reality tv show. Hulk Hogan made a funny disappointing face when he asked is this eugenics disaster was coming to her party. Anyway, here is Brooke Hogan, a good looking and sturdy built woman dating a guy who suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.

 Yea, a 28 foot alligator was killed in Alabama because buba just had to say he killed a monster. This magnificent specimen survived god knows how many years and some dumb redneck killed it in the interest of public safety. To be honest most people suck and they should have re-released that alligator in Washington DC so it could do some good. Check out this monster, Steve Irwin would have creamed in his pants at the sight of this beauty.

I guess the Cougar thing is being taken to a level out of its original design. Linda Hogan the former wife of Hulk Hogan aka Thunder Lip's of two and a half decades, is engaged to 21-year-old boyfriend Charlie "Duh" Hill. Charlie will be stepfather to Brooke Hogan, who is one year his elder (sounds like a bad porno). Linda's husband to be was her derelicts son Nick's friend before this whole relationship started. Linda and Charlie began dating / fornicating when Charlie was only 19 when the American Pie movie was still popular. The two will reportedly wed next summer, aboard Linda's new yacht, named 'Alimoney' (that's hilarious).

Search warrants reveal a former Christiansburg High School student made a report on Friday claiming he had a prior sexual relationship with teacher Diana Canter.  She is facing 8 felony counts for an alleged sexual relationship with a former student.  Police say he was underage at the time.  He no longer attends Christiansburg High School.  Canter has been released on bond.  She has resigned from her teaching position.  She was an 11th grade English teacher.

Stephanie Diane Harris, 27, a former teacher at Marble City Schools in Marble City, Oklahoma has been arrested on allegations that she had a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old male student. I am amazed that these Women still commit these acts when its all over the news about others. It's like the Chris Hansen show. Yep, you're on it.

 Chelsea Clinton is worried sick her future husband will cheat on her. Really? I mean really? I seriously wonder why she would dare think such a thing. I wonder if it has anything to do with her father cheating so many countless times on her mother? On top of that, I guess her mother putting up with it all those years only reinforces that Chelsea will do the same thing. Hmmmmmmmm.

According to jail officials, Alexis Neiers, (the twit of no real fame but has an adopted sister with huge boobs that got them a reality show) who gained wide attention during the bling ring scheme, served not even 50 days in a jail after robbing Orlando Blooms condo. However, Neiers was Lohan's jail mate and has some inside news about fellow jail mate Lindsay Lohan.