1. a more humorous way to refer to an STD.

2. getting a fungus from a hot tub with a shit ton of people in it.

1. Having all of your old guy friends hang out one night without their damn wives / girlfriends present.

2. To be in a make believe band that you go to, to escape your wife / girlfriend, but you do not really play in a band.

Grandmother I\'d Like to Fuck.

- How can this be? Well, when a woman has kids at an early age byt the time she is 58 and still smoking she wil be a grandmother.

1. You slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. You ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. You are friends with someone your friend hates

1. A girls ass hole.

1. A white guy who absolutely loves women of color.

2. A white guy\'s penis glowing because it is always in dark cavities of women of color.

1. Abbrievation for Girl Next Door.

2. Awesome chick that everyone liked and you should have married her but you both were too young. 

3. You first girl you absolutely sweated in high school.

1. Condoms ,rubbers, jimmy hats,

 condoms stop your gobs of jiz 

-This refers to the missile on a warplane.  This is said when you disengage the enemy or your intent on making a move.

-Use this phrase as a code name for:
  
-When finding out the chick you want to bang has the vaginal flu.
  
-When you find out the chick you want to bang has a history of shitting    herself when she drinks.
  
-When you find out that the chick you like has sucked 37 dicks…In a row.
  
-When the chick you want to bang, well, doesn’t want to bang you.

-when you are driving in a Suzuki sidekick and are getting ready to throw a big gulp at a pedistatian and they turn out to be a friendly.

1. Living at home and not having to pay for rent, food, gas, electricity, laundry services, toiletries, inter-net, cable, phone, and are still able to get lunch money and score with chicks.

2. A free ride

1. Mythical creature from Anglo Saxon epic of Beowulf.

2. A vicious act of man hating at the mere site of men rejoicing, drinking, singing, partying, feasting, general existance and above all, their sexual acts of pleasure with women.

3. A man hating lesbian.

4. Reverse gender discrimination and violent protest against man.

concept created by S. A. Patterson III

1. An idiot lunatic named Timothy Treadwell who thought hungry predators namely Grizzly Bears were friendly and not dangerous to humans. Treadwell was eaten alive along with his girlfriend Amie Huguenard in 2003 Katmai National Park in Alaska.

1. When referring to an idiot or someone who has no idea how bad of an idea what they are about to do really is.

\"I\'m going to bang this renecks wife while he is at work. Yea, you go ahead and do that grizzly meal.\"

2. Referring to a really stupid idea.

1. Establishing the getting to know each other routine where you ask a bunch of questions to a chick and gives her an oppertunity to talk about herself.

2. Building a foundation in which to hae sex with a girl on.

1. Guy Code can not be summed up by a glib definition that is why this website was made to illustrate that Guy Code is all encompassing. However, some short synopsis can give you a taste. 

2. The unwritten and written code that all guys must follow in order to be a man. Doing everything you can to achieve a goal usually having to do with getting laid. Guy code is not limited to the pleasures of female flesh but also being a powerful man controlling many things at once.

3. Being able to rationalize your lust for women in a way that it only hurts other men you do not consider your true friends.

4. Using masculinity to dominate females and impressing your guy friends while digging fame and recognition.

5. Doing whatever it takes to make you look like the man. Easiest way to achieve this is by macking chicks.

6. To succeed in everything that is life by being the dominant force in not only women’s lives but that of men resulting in you being seen as the pinnacle of perfection in a male dominated world.

7. The golden rule among men. Do not mess with my property (my woman) and I will not mess with yours, but mistresses are up for grabs. May the best man win. That’s Guy Code.

1. A friend who is there for you when a woman does what they were meant to do in life which is to treat nice guys like shit.

2. Guy friend who takes you out and gets you back in the game of crushing ass.