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Feminist Interference

The feminists as we know them are a dying relic from the pre 1960's. The Women who hate physical intimacy with men are now taking over the reigns of this inequality business of feminism. Neo feminists are emerging and causing a more obnoxious outcry on the status quo of equality. They want to be equal but special at the same time or something. These girls were the last to be picked for dodge ball that's why it is out of the public school system.

 



Code Pink Feminists Defined E-mail
Written by The Elder   

code pink protest Code Pink is a group of angry feminists that are against war and anything else the gender gap can offer their coffers. There is nothing more dreadful than a group of feminists all trying to speak at once. Most of the time one on one is a torturous occurrence but to have self righteous bra burners out in the open is delirious. This article defines the types of people ( Women mainly) who make up the group Code Pink and what they really stand for. In addition to, please watch the video of the Code Pink girl get her ass handed to her by her daddy for disobeying the authority of society's greatest symbol... THE POLICE.

 
Gay Husbands Straight Wives E-mail
Written by Senior Staffie   

Some Women are duped into marrying men who turn out to be a bobbing for apples Sissy Mary tennis tickler. Well, when you don't put out to your husband for over 12 years what do you think is going to happen? Change the menu. No he's going to close the restaurant and you are going to say he's gay. Well, he just maybe gay but you married a guy who loved window shopping as much as you do. What did you expect would happen? That you could change him? 

 
Ingrid Newkirk Peta Founder E-mail
Written by The Elder   

ingrid newkirk speaking Ingird Newkirk is  slag from the United Kingdom who is against people having pets. Well, she is also against eating meat and cruelty to animals. Ingrid started this self important crusade many years ago and stemmed from her not getting asked to a formal dance by an un-named chap from West Minister. Since that day Ingrid has struggled with many thing in life but found a made up purpose as the founder of Peta which stands for People Euthanizing Transient Animals. 

 
Jessica Valenti Neo Feminist E-mail
Written by The Elder   

Jessica Valenti has recently popped up on the radar as an emerging Feminist launched from the cyber world. She is more like a Neo Feminist due to her cavalier way of informing her listeners about what the "real" truth of feminism is according to her. This is an informative article about Ms Valenti and explains to men how this sexy, young woman broke into the market with her physical attributes getting her foot in the door and then surprised everyone with her over exaggerated accusation that Women truly have no rights at all and men are all sexual predators who make women do things they do not really want to do.

 
Peta Meat Eaters E-mail
Written by Matt Stone   

If you have not already figured out what PETA stands for we will spell if out for you. PETA is the abbreviation for People Euthanizing Transient Animals. Peta is a covey of feminists and limp wristed men who have had their testicles snatched from them and put in some sort of EQUILIBRIUM USELESS chamber for safe keeping. At least thats what the feminists told those XY chromosome males who were foolish enough to give in to them. Don't those guys know that there are Women out there who Love both kinds of meat ( and I'm not talking chicken and beef ) ? Real women love real men and they both eat meat. I refuse to eat vegetables to just get hungry 20 minutes later and feel better about my choice. I intend to delve into the psyche of Feminist PETA women and men along with the deep physiological issues that cause women to take on crusades that will never win. It almost sounds like the type of women who does not leave an abusive relationship. hmmmmmmmm.

 
The Carbon Cops E-mail
Written by The Elder   

carbon cops sean fitzgerald Lish FejerThere is a show on in Australia called Carbon Cops which is about a nancy boy and his pet Feminist who push their agenda for global scamming. Gay right? you have no idea. Ok, wow, lets watch a show about candy asses looking under rocks for carbon emission and who tell on you for having a good time "wasting energy". Carbon cops? Oh yeah, they are people who go around and make sure you aren't cooking steaks, taking long showers, going for joy rides, downing beers and using masculinity. Sounds like a blast. Instead the show is a premise for setting the stage for a bunch of snitches who instead of growing up and having fun will be telling on others who are having fun. 

 
The Most Powerful Man In the Universe E-mail
Written by Matt Stone   
heman riding battlecatHe-Man also referred to as "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!" is a heroic comic book character turned cartoon in the 1980’s in America. I remember watching He-man and wanted to be a bad ass of masculinity as he was. He-man basically represented the natural existence of hetero-sexual men in a time where feminization was quickly yet covertly spreading throughout the 1980’s. If you hadn’t noticed, the best cartoons were in the 1980’s and now it’s a bunch of Candy Ass Sissy Mary hugs for holidays anime crap. If you get a chance youtube some Heman clips and laugh your ass off at how bad ass he was!
 
Congress passes the Bitch Smack Law of 2008 E-mail
Written by The Elder   

man hitting a women" What we have learned over this year is that hope is making a comeback. It is making a comeback and let me tell you something. For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Guy Code has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change. I have been desperate to see our country moving in that direction and just not feeling so alone in my frustration and disappointment. I have seen people who are hungry to be unified around some basic common issues. It it's made me proud." Congress has passed the Bitch Smack Law of 2008 giving men the right to be able to settle disagreements with Women without having to call the police to do it for them. More over, this law has ended the blind accusation law in which women can make up a scenario about a guy physically or verbally abusing them with no proof. America has put it's balls back where they belong in the drivers seat of a man.

 
Girl Approved Hair E-mail
Written by The Elder   
axe hair crisis logo"AXE, the leader in men's grooming, has created a hair care line designed specifically to meet guys' needs and gives them girl-approved hair". Sounds like a bunch of Feminist mischief to me. Who would have thought the most demeaning commercials to the female sexuality would turn soft. Apparently AXE is no longer a Guy Code product and sold out to the perspective of a chick who frequents Starbucks.
 
Jail Cell Assault of 15 Year Old Girl E-mail
Written by Trey Parker   

cop reno 911A Seattle, Washington sheriff’s deputy was suspended from duty and charged with using excessive force on a 15-year-old girl who was in custody. The teenager was booked on suspicion of motor vehicle theft at the holding facility at Sea Tac City Hall last November. Hey, if there is smoke then there is fire right? If the girl didn't do it then why did she resist the deputy? Exactly, so I guess that is why the deputy whooped that trick Chris Brown style. 

 
Meghan McCain is as Relevant as she is Fat. E-mail
Written by Trey Parker   
meghan mccain is fatI couldn't help but notice Meghan McCain on the news the other day. Meghan seems to be desperately struggling to find a purpose in politics so she doesn't have to get a real job. Just kidding, she's loaded, this is just her vanity trying to break into the world of significance. She is a classic example of why a woman needs to spend less time talking and more time working out. Seriously, she looks like a bad slim fast diet which will be displayed in glorious details followed by pictures full of hilarity.  If John McCain contacts us asking us to remove this article we will.

 
Smiley Face Killer's Identity Exposed E-mail
Written by The Elder   

feministing smiley face killersThe Smiley Face killers are an alleged group of serial killers who pray on young college men by luring them away from their friends and kill them by drowning them. The police are reluctant to admit this and have labeled the majority of the 40 deaths as accidental deaths. Two investigating retired police officers along with the FBI have come up with a theory on the identity of the Smiley Face Killers, a COVEY OF BULL DYKES.

 
The Chicken Shit Generation 1990-Present E-mail
Written by The Elder   

crying little kid I'm so sick of young males being a bunch of entitlement babies when they don't get their way. This new generation is going to be the death knell of western society because there will not be enough real men to carry the damn water. These kids bitch about everything and anything they don't like as though they have lived beyond the age of 16 and seen it all. They are a chicken shit generation who rebel against anything remotely resembling authority. I bet these candy asses are going to have their parents email their boss when they land their first real job when something doesn't go their way. Suck it up you chicken shit generation.

 
Why Is Janeane Garofalo Relevant? E-mail
Written by Trey Parker   

janeane garofalo Hi, I am Janeane Garofalo. You may remember me from such films as, "Not Really Popular Enough To Be In One", "I Was Almost In That One" and "Why I Am Never In One". I have just recently landed a break through role on the ever popular television series 24, starring Kieffer Sutherland. I was able to get this role by using the "If You Don't Higher Me I Will Claim Unfair Practices" Feminist card. I like to hug trees and believe in things that have no practical or efficient uses in the real world, but hey, I'm relevant.