The Smiley Face Killers Exposed

The Smiley face murders are a series of approximately 40 deaths throughout the United States from 1997 to the present day. The murders revolve around college aged men fitting the description of having the attributes of athletic and youthful appearances. Since the time of the first murders two retired NYPD detectives have theorized the killings were serial murders in nature and not accidental drownings. This led the investigation to a new theory exposing the identity of the murderers. The following details will discuss the victim’s attributes, the reason for the killings by the serial murderers, the smiley faces left at the scene of the crime and how this points to the murderous assailants making up a covey of feminsting bull dykes.

The "alleged" victims are college-aged MEN who disappear at night, drowned and are later found washed up in rivers or other waterways. The victims collectively resemble well groomed and physical strong men. More over, they are college bound men who make the rounds at the local bar, club and party scenes. Many of them did not have one exclusive girlfriend and were very friendly to the fairer Sex in general. In addition to, these men showed great promise to succeed and were on the path to grabbing life by the horns.

While all of the deaths were initially ruled accidents, at least one has now been ruled a homicide and the retired NYPD investigators have alleged that many more are related to the same charge. The detectives claim to have roughly found 12 spray-painted smiley faces near the locations that the alleged victims were dumped into the water (scroll down for images). These smiley faced images are said to be in the immediate area of the crime scene. They also reflect the same aspects of the online neo radical Feminist group called feministing or something gay like that.

On April 29, 2008, the Federal Bureau of Investigation finally released a statement regarding the alleged "smiley face" murders over the past several years have been related. Law enforcement and the FBI have received information about young college-aged men who were found deceased in rivers in the Midwest and north east. The FBI has reviewed the information about the victims provided by two retired police detectives and interviewed an individual who provided information to the detectives. The vast majority of these instances appear to be alcohol-related drownings. However, the FBI now believes the deaths of these young, powerful, vibrant, and decision making males were drown by a covey of feministing bull dykes.

The FBI theory that a COVEY OF BULL DYKES are going around and serial murdering young able bodied men can be explained by conveying the jealousy of all feminist BULL DYKES. The murdered victims were all typically inebriated before they were killed suggesting that they would make easy targets for bull dyke lesbians being able to capitalize on their lack of upper body strength. It is also quite possible the feminist bull dykes lured the inebriated men into a large van with the use of a LIP STICK LESBIANS as a distraction. More over, these men were mostly athletically inclined which indicated haterism on the bull dykes part, considering Women's sports are not covered on television nearly as much as men’s sports are. In addition to, the college bound males destined for success in the male dominated business world is also another motive for the murder by these bitter jealous feminists bull dykes.

The "Smiley Face" killer theory seems to be soundly based on the facts concerning the bitter jealousy of fat bull dykes desire for the power of natural male dominance. With these young men being able to pick up, seduce and obtain the carnal knowledge of young beautiful women, this covey of bull dykes would react in murderous disdain and anger. Furthermore, considering the majority of hot women are heterosexuals, the bitter taste of testosterone envy drove this covey of bull dykes to attack these men in a very underhanded fashion of intoxication and then affixation. In conclusion, as long as god intended man to rule the world and sexually attract heterosexual female, this covey of feminsiting bull dykes will never stop killing the very thing they wish to be in this world, men.

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Smiley Face Killer Logo

This image is just not limited to being a smiley face but the known logo for a neo radical feminist group running a much on the internet. Youtube has been blind sided by these neo feminists who curse when they open their video blogging thingy. It is the belief of those of Guy Code, that the fat rolled shouldered dykes who try desperately to hide the fact that they resemble an Ox's back side, have splintered from this online nagging group. More over, that these disenfranchised covey of bull dykes are actively preying on successful young college males who have the very thing that inspire dykes to live. The ability to naturally attract hot chicks.

SPRAY PAINTED SMILEY FACE FEMINISTING LOGOS GATHERED AROUND CRIME SCENES:

Jealous Lesbo Killers

We all have seen Life Time movies where men have become bitterly jealous at other men who commit murder over the affections of women. No one has ever bothered to research the jealous rage of a disgusting fat lesbo who does the same thing over a woman she will never get to have. Men being men can always have a woman based solely in the woman's preference for heterosexual sex. The bitter murderous rage unleashed by the neo feminist lesbians was caused by their own realization that beautiful heterosexual women prefer dick. This one attribute alone has been attributed to the monolithic explanation of the murderous catalyst of tank assed bull dykes.

 Smiley Face Feministing Supporters

 These logos seem to be showing up at many feminist rallies across the untied states. Anything there is a feminist rally it is always very hateful and violent toward men and those women who like being treating like real women. More over, the women depicted in most of these images are obvious bul dykes which adds to the theory that bull dykes are killing these young athletic men. In addition to, these rallies take place all over the United states and the killings are spread out over the United States. There is an obvious correlation involving feministing logo, fat bull dyke lesbians and the young college men who make sweet Love to young heterosexual women.