Congress Approves The Bitch Smack Law

We all have been in a situation in which a chick we may have or may not have been dating (most likely just banging, you know Hit it and Quit It) and have had the immoral finger pointed at us by an upset bitter an scornful female. For decades men have had to put a woman's gender on the alter of REALITY DOESN'T WORK THIS WAY and use kid gloves. Since then Women have used the guilt of men who have no balls to stand up to not only reality but a women's irrationality. So in defiance of every man is created equal, women were given privileges and laws that rely solely on a woman's SCORN, I mean honesty when reporting a crime of violence (or verbal threats or made up stripper parties) against a man.

As most of you reading well know, women are physically weaker compared to men and in order to make up for it they strengthened the domestic violence law against men. If a man hits a woman for no reason then he needs to be punished for the obvious reasons of damaging property. The problem arises from a blind accusation of a man who allegedly committed violence against a woman. However when the police show up they just arrest the man in question without checking for two black eyes or hearing the mans side of it.

Since America is resembling the direction of going straight to hell, members of Congress have decided to act. Since women have run the country right into the ground with their open heart it sounds good so it must be good mentality, male members of congress have passed the Bitch Smack Law of 2008 in order to send a shock of reality into the cheeks of women for being insolent. In conclusion a women's role has been redefined and if she wavers from that role, a man can put her back in her place (which was not even her place to own which is one of the reasons for women's rights foolishness being subject to oxymoronic logic).

The Bitch Smack

I can not tell you how many times I have been out and have seen a woman making a complete ass out of herself and yelling at either her boyfriend, fianncee, husband and sometimes her dyke tank lesbian lover. It is quite embarrassing for the man involved and over the years men have had to take it on the chin literally, because women's rights were both equal and special. More specifically, all women had to do in the past was make a claim that a guy physically assaulted her or verbally abused her (a woman's sensitive self esteem could not take it hence why no dodge ball in public schools because of women's frailness) and the key stone cops would show up and arrest the male in question without question.

Don't Talk Back to Me Bitch

Taking a page back from the 1950's the supposed "apex" of the United States, women were controlled and America was the greatest country on Earth. All it took were two black eyes for a women to realize the error of their ways kindly shown them by either their father, boyfriend, fiancee or husband. Seldom did it take another slap for a woman to become insubordinate but this was the 1950's in which women had generations of being told what to do ingrained in their genetic code. The Bitch Smack Law of 2008 will not change women's demeanor over night due to having decades of decadence and free thought of irrationality fore shadowed as being the reality in which they were living due to the public education system. Rest assured, the Bitch Smack Law of 2008 will serve results faster than a walnut can roll off a hen house in Surry county North Carolina when it is practiced again and again and again.

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The Bitch Smack Law came to effect in August 12, 2008 when a no confidence vote took place in the House of Representatives in order to pass it quickly. The house also followed suite and quickly approved it as well. Ever since male members of congress started to succumb to the same scrutiny with their wives /girl friends / mistresses being able to make the same accusations as their male constituents, they have finally realized they had to stop women from being able to have men put away or be criticized over the media just on a point and blame game. The law contains strict criteria for the use of physical force against a woman but there are many loop holes a man can use to get around when needed. The law itself automatically calls for the accuser to produce DNA evidence of the alledged accusation in order to be fair to the accused since he has the same rights under the law as women do (since all citizens should be equal regardless of womens gender gap and insecurities). In short, just a woman's word is no longer enough to cause for the immediate incarceration of a man who may have or may not have even been in the same city the night the woman accused him the offense even if he just hit it and quit it.

Criteria for the physical use of the BITCH SMACK LAW of 2008.

1. When a woman changes the tone of her voice followed by a head tilt and a pointed finger, the man who is the possessor of the Contract of Property over the female in question has the right to smack the bitch.

2. When "your" woman (a contract of property has to be evident or be pre-existing to use the bitch smack in this scenario) disagrees with you publically either around mutual friends, acquaintances or complete strangers. (smack the bitch)

3. When a woman raises her voice in the presence or non presence of others at your expense of opinion (this applies to any women as long as it is not a public official or another man's property) you have the right to smack the bitch.

4. When a woman is unable to substantiate an alleged offense committed by a man she has accused and is found guilty of falsfying the police report in a vain and pathetic attempt to get back at her ex boyfirend / fiancess / husband (or any guy who hit it and quit it) who may have or may not have been in the same city of the night of the alleged offense, you and the police officer (if that being male) have the right to smack the bitch.

5. If a female becomes physically violent and attempts to assault a male, a man has the right to smack the bitch, (even if there is a contract of property held by another man whose woman is trying to commit violence against the man in question. More over, if their is a title holder of the contract of property of the female in question then the title holder also has the right to smack the bitch.