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Ingrid NewKirk started off as an industrial assembly line worker in the far reaches of East Jesus Nowhere. she struggled desperately for some sense of importance and self awareness. She was attempting to hook from Liverpool to New York City when she stumbled upon a stray dog. She was immediately terrified and wanted to kill it. She blamed is former onwer for letting it loose and then came up with the idea of PETA. Peta would later be the number killer of all stray animals. Her family has long since passed and disowned her before Newkirk even came up with the silly foundation for People Euthanzing Transient animals. Her father liked to be called Chuck after Chuck Norris but this really has no bearing on Newkirks story. However, it goes to show that her father was in fact a real man so she must have been mentally retarded for not turning out right in a loving family. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Newkirk Loves Fried Chicken If Newkirk had been born pretty we do not think she would have found this ridiculous niche of self important stardom. The fact that she looks like a mid western bowel movement speaks volumes as to why she thinks people have the choice to eat animals, hunt animals or even have them as pets. Newkirk claims that feminism wasn't the right call for her because she actually possesses a 6 inch penis during the fall seasons. She felt she had to create her own group of nagging noise makers that interfere with everyone elses reality. So Newkirks foundation is a brown smear on the back side of societies pantalones. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | The Reality of Newkirk and Peta
This picture is actually a correct portrayal of one of many of Newkirks organization. You see, when you can not find people to adopt animals you have to have them put to sleep. Although Peta is an animals rights group they also are one of the largest animal euthanizing organizations in the United States. I guess human beings are cursed with the seeds of their own hyporcrisy but many do not outright have hypocrisy that is counter to what their foundation stands for. I find it humorous and typical for a dick craving Feminist to have neither logical or accountability. This is exactly who Newkirk is. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Micheal Vick verse Peta
Micheal Vick was only put in jail for one reason and it was not for killing or fighting dogs. It was for basic tax evasion due to gambling profits he made and was foolish enough not give the government their taste. So they put him in prison for it. If we could make the government actually accomplish something for the greater good of humanity we need to find out how to get that certain thing to owe money to the Government and boom, problem solved. Oh yeah, the topic at hand, Peta kills more animals than Micheal Vick's dog fighting business. If you are a guy and you are a Peta supporter then it must be true, you have no penis. | | | | | | | | | | | |
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