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| | | | Who Is Janeane Garofalo?Oh yeah, nobody. This repressed brick laying lesbo (in my opinion) throws rocks through windows to get media attention. Garofalo suffers from two severe ailments "No One Wants To Bang Me syndrome" and "Sever B-List-itis". When combine these two social diseases can actually cause harm to anyone who happens to enjoy life if they are standing too close to the infected. I mean would you really hang out with someone who can come up with an excuse as why not to enjoy life? What would you talk about? Her constant criticism of why you enjoy wearing designer clothes? Perhaps why you like eating meat? Maybe she would also have an opinion about how you breath too much air around you. Who knows. All I know is that the sad cow is on 24 and I have no idea how they can deal with her. She gets on a very popular television show and then uses that as a catalyst to seem relevant by voicing nothing by Debbie Downerisms. Christ lady, just admit you are gay and it will all go away!
Garofalo is such so uptight about her gender that she can not even laugh at her own sexuality. To her, its a mans world and to Guy Code, we agree. However, most Women like this and still enjoy life and spend money. Garofalo is such a Feminist that she directs people in casting and credits to address her as a comedienne. I guess that's the way you let someone know your a lesbian comedian or something. If she hates life so much then why does she get all those trendy surgeries to fit in to the same crowd she hates? Come on, I saw her back in the day when she look like Miss Piggy's left testicle , the bitch as had work done.
Garofalo entered a comedy talent search sponsored by the Showtime cable network, winning the title of "Funniest Person in Rhode Island." For those of you who didn't know, Rhode island is small as balls. Her original gimmick was to read off her hand, which was not successful in subsequent performances. Dreaming of "earning" (like she knows what that means) a slot on the writing staff of the TV show Late Night With David Letterman, she became a professional stand up upon graduating from college with degrees in history and American studies of useless knowledge. She struggled for a number of years, working briefly as a bike messenger in Boston until she got so fat the bike could no longer support her ass. | | | | | | I Wouldn't T-Bag Her With Your NutsI remember when Garofalo was a fat obnoxious nobody who other celebrities wanted around them because she made them look hotter. The movie "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" was based on this fact. The punch line was, they cast Garofalo to play herself! Wow, look how cool and trendy she has become with the tattoos and too cool for school anarchist attitude. Even her stand up routine takes on a condescending tone of unfairness. How can you laugh at someone who is so struggling for recognition of talent that just isn't there? She claims to be this unconventional activist but she never finishes anything she starts. Why? Because you can't change human nature you can only bitch about it. So that all she does. Get's ghey tattoos and tries to find an outlet to vent about life. I would rather watch a documentary on cleaning teeth than listen to this brod. | | | | | | Wahhhh! I Hate Life!This picture truly captures not only Garofalo's persona but outlook on life. I mean how do people who share some of her views actually like her? All she does is bitch and complain about life. I mean its not like she wasn't the daughter of a former Exxon executive and she never got to ride in a limo before. So why the hell do you have to go on what ever news network who will listen to you and basically complain about breathing. If Garolfao ever committed suicide her note would read, "Too much buttoning and unbuttoning in life". Awww, how sad, but hell, she would save a lot of people of needless suffering at her constant FORLORN AND INFINITE SADNESS take on life and people who smile and mean it. | | | | | | Great Inspirational Janeane Garofalo Quotes
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
“I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
“The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.”
“When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'”
“When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off.”
“You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.” |
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