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| | | Who Is Meghan McCain?If pictures could really speak, Meghan would want this one to do all the talking. However, like many semi famous people, its just a facade. Meghan is not only struggling with her weight, but she is struggling with maintaining her relevance in American pop culture. Seriously, who do you think of when you hear about Meghan McCain? Oh yeah, John McCain's fat little daughter. Awwww. Sorry fellas, she is built like an egg shit house. That's what being fully loaded (and I don't mean a baked potato) is all about. Meghan McCain is the fat girl trying be more relevant than she is fat. Good luck Megopottumus. | | | | | | More Accurate PictureWhat do you really see in this picture? Yep, a hidden conveyance of look at my breasts. That's how relevant Meghan wanted to be when she took this self portrait. Daddy wasn't running for president or anything and I wanted to hang out with Paris Hilton who for some reason is no longer relevant. That's when Meghan lost it. She realized she was going to blow up like freshly baking pound cake. So what did she do? She started going on all these talk shows and appearing to be intelligent by criticizing things that make her feel sad. Well what's sad to me is Meghan McCain looking like she is about to burst your choker chain if you ever wore one. | | | | | | Is She Smuggling turkeys Underneath that Dress?No of course not and that's no bun in the oven either. However, if she doesn't get the desired attention she is seeking from the media she may just get knocked up out of wedlock just to have something to talk about. If Meghan really wants to make the rounds she should get 2008 Guy Code Man of the Year "John Edwards" to knock her up and that will sell news papers for a good month! Edwards is currently staying at his resort home on Figure 8 Island in Wilmington NC. Until that day comes, Meghan will be going to soup kitchens around the country and trying out the latest stew mixes. | | | | | | Is Meghan McCain Fat?Pretty much. Meghan reminds me of one of those girls you dated when you are in middle school. Sure she is cute and but you are too young to notice that she is fattie tatty little nasty. Nonetheless she would have been a great practice girl in Jr High School. Once she got to High School you would have to dump her because there would be no hiding those saddle bags and her marsupial pouch in the school of who's who. So yes, Meghan McCain is fat but she is even more fat on the inside. Lots of people think being fat is ugly and she has a lot of ugly on her insides with her ever casting political opinions. What would she know right? She is just a little Debbie snack cake whose daddy is a senator. Meghan's mom however is fully hot. | | | | | | Do You Know How I Know that you're Fat?Meghan, you lay in bed all the time drinking soda pop (coke if you are from the south) and playing with your lap top. Seriously, would it kill you to get out and run around the block a few times after you finish shoveling food down your gullet? Look, wearing baggy clothes only masks the problem and shows everyone your symptoms as a fat chick struggling to be relevant.Get a membership at the YMCA and talk to a personal trainer. Hell, you may learn not to be so much of an elitist miss piggy if you do. hahaha | | | | | | In the End Simply Clueless Meghan, if you want to go on TV and make opinions you have to be hot. Sure you are a blond and have blue eyes but you have a rolly polly tum tum named Dozer. If you want people to actually listen to you and thus become relevant, you gotta drop about 60 pounds of poo flesh. Look at all those dumb hotties that go on tv. They seldom make any sense but they are hot so therefore they are relevant. You have what it takes if you cut out the little hostees cup cakes fat girl hiding in your vault of dereliction of self control. I'm pulling for you Meghan, good luck! |
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