Brooke Hogan dates Yannique Barker

Brooke Hogan is now officially dating a little person who claims to be a rapper who goes by the jolly pirate nick name "Stack$" with a $ in place off the S. I mean how played out is the $ thing? I even thought it was a bad idea when Ke$ha did it but she is a girl and lives with a double standard of social acceptability. Anyway, I actually remember Stack$ in of the Brooke Hogan reality show episodes. I thought it was a joke that they semi dated or something but apparently now it is serious. Yea, its serious alright, seriously disturbing. She is a Amazon compared to his hobbit baring persona.

The history on Stack$ can said to be the same as Samuel Jackson's portrayal of "Stacks Edwards" in Goodfellas. You know the scene where Joe Pesci shot him in the head. I don't mean for the same thing to happen to Stack$, I'm just conveying that Samuel Jackson didn't have a big role in the movie foreshadowing the same things for Stack$ in Brooke Hogans soon to be grown up life.

I suspect Brooke is in between personal managers right now due to the crazy things going on with her mother Linda Hogan. Hopefully when the funds are a bit more available Hulk Hogan will hire a personal manager to get Brooke out there in the theater of relevance. I guess for right now Stack$ has convinced Brooke he could help her out with her music career and she bought into it. Yea, I've heard a lot of Stack$ music while sitting in a restroom at a public clinic dental facility.

Let's face it, I like Brooke Hogan but she is not even a B list star. She is the daughter of Hulk Hogan and that gave her child status of notoriety. After her reality show she became a bit better known for being hot and having a spectacular boob job. However, she is dating a guy that she is more famous than. This will go down in history as her worst slumming experience ever. I wonder who will date her now that she has dated Jamal from House Play 2?