1. A conundrum of genetic loserness in the illest form of public and private display.

1. Another form of being a douche bag.
2. Someone who sucks so bad they pack suckiness in the form of being a douche.

1. What you do if you want to have sex with a girl.

2. Saying I love you to a girl you are trying to have sex with.

3. Using the concept of love to either get sex, blow jobs or any twisted perverted sexual act.

4. Taking a dump in the toilet.

1. To dial numbers of friends after consuming a lot of alcohol.
2. To call an ex girlfriend when drunk.

1. A girl who will not have intercourse with a guy.

1. Someone who stalks you online.

2. A Facebook and Myspace stalker.

1. Giving a girl an gift over the internet to get her attention and talk to you.

2. Being good with photoshop, flash, video edits and making something to get a girls a attention.

1. The middle of nowhere.
   
2. Next to bum fuck Egypt
   
3. Somewhere in Yancyville NC.
   

Made famous in the movie Ghost Busters (1984). 

1. Cum.

2. Ejaculate.

3. An EMO guys semen.

1. A narcissistic metro-sexual from Edenton North Carolina who has no idea how sexually creepy he is. Takes pictures of himself with his arm appearing in all of his Myspace/Facebook pictures and who constantly is showing everyone he has a six pack and wearing sun glasses.
2. One who partakes in long distance relationships and then breaks up with chicks while preparing them a meal and waits until they are finished before giving them the bad news and then moves to the town the girl lives and wants to be friends.
3. A strange metro-sexual bag.
4. Douche with sunglasses with strange personal relationships with women.

Originated at the YMCA due to the over abundant presence of lesbians.

1. Code word for lesbian, elbow = lesbo.

1. A play on the transformer Megatrons name. Generally used in a derogatory sense toward gay men.
2. A fag.

1. Mythical climax of a human female.
2. Same meaning for a males Blue Balls.
3. Something used as propaganda to keep men distracted and looking for while women spend all your money.

1. A political complainer of everything, everyone, and every topic twisting the previously mentioned with having to do with gender.
2. A women who is ugly in most cases, fat in some cases, and can not get laid by a man resulting in bringing up their weakness as a female whenever they can.
3. In some cases a girl who is a whore and belittles men because of how much of a whore they are and this was blamed because the actually liked it when their father/uncle/brother molested them as a child. Hence their disdain to all men.
4. A fat chick who can not use her own merits to achieve anything in life and has to use gender to socially promote herself.
5. A bitch who does not like sex.
6. A lesbian who denies that she is a lesbian to prove a point that women do not need men.
7. Anyone who supported Hillary Clinton.
8. Women who are always democrats who support the men who are democrats who cheat on their wives and make them look like fools to humiliation to the world and they attack the women who the men cheated on their wife with instead of attacking the man. Bascially females democrats who are dominated by male democrat men as it should be.

1. When you shape your finger like a gun and go bang bang!
2. The name of the boy band Stan, Kyle, Cartman & Kenny made that Wendy joined.
3. To pleasure a woman with your hands in her pussy or ass or even to a man via the ass. Cactus Jacks signature taunt was to finger bang and say Bang, Bang.

Im gonna finger bang, bang you all through the night. Im gonna finger bang, bang into my life.

I finger banged Michelle last night. She obviously liked it cause she giggled and moaned during it.

A guys penis.

flesh = penis

shank = stabbing tool

1. A womans vagina

2. The pussy that you want to blow like a whistle because you want to put it on your mouth and give a good toot.

1. 70s style bush around a chicks vagina

2. A participant of the unshaven vagina in the vagina monologues.  

1. A womans vagina.
2. The mythical flesh vat that stikes unexpectedly and snatches a penis.

1. People who have their forearm in all of the pictures of themselves because they are the ones who took the pictures.

 2. Narcissistic term for people who photograph themselves and post pictures online.

1. To be totally owned, dominated and humiliated.

2. To be bought out and syndicatedly owned and distributed for all to see at your expense.

3.  

1. Author of Seduce and Destroy, a self-help book for men to get women to sleep with them.

2. The ultimate male in every regard with no regard to respecting a womans feelings.

3. The king of laying pipe and leaving the bill for the chick to pay.

4. Tom Cruises character in the movie Magnolia. 

1. A guy who uses his fingers to probe any orifice on a woman.

2. Using your fingers to finger a chick.

1. A friend who you can have causal or emergency sex with and have it be no big thing.
2. A fuck buddy.

1. A queer.

2. An ex-girlfriend because no one likes fruit cake.

1. to have sex with a chick and throw them out after you get off.

2. clever catch phrase of one night stand that ends after you have sex. 

1. to bang a girl and then get rid of her faster than the bunny suit your aunt gave you for Christmas when you were 7 years old.

2. Throw chick on your bed and throw her out when you have climaxed in her, on her, etc.

1. Locations where you normally get your ass from. Several places spread over geographic locations. 

2. Marks on a chicks body, typically called fuck marks where a girl has  been totally used up. 

1. Andy Dick

2. A gay homosexual butt prirate searcher for booty of untold tunnel love.

1. Pussy

2. A chick with trimed fuzz and delicious beef curtains.

1. a more humorous way to refer to an STD.

2. getting a fungus from a hot tub with a shit ton of people in it.

1. Having all of your old guy friends hang out one night without their damn wives / girlfriends present.

2. To be in a make believe band that you go to, to escape your wife / girlfriend, but you do not really play in a band.

Grandmother I\'d Like to Fuck.

- How can this be? Well, when a woman has kids at an early age byt the time she is 58 and still smoking she wil be a grandmother.

1. You slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. You ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. You are friends with someone your friend hates

1. A girls ass hole.

1. A white guy who absolutely loves women of color.

2. A white guy\'s penis glowing because it is always in dark cavities of women of color.

1. Abbrievation for Girl Next Door.

2. Awesome chick that everyone liked and you should have married her but you both were too young. 

3. You first girl you absolutely sweated in high school.

1. Condoms ,rubbers, jimmy hats,

 condoms stop your gobs of jiz 

-This refers to the missile on a warplane.  This is said when you disengage the enemy or your intent on making a move.

-Use this phrase as a code name for:
  
-When finding out the chick you want to bang has the vaginal flu.
  
-When you find out the chick you want to bang has a history of shitting    herself when she drinks.
  
-When you find out that the chick you like has sucked 37 dicks…In a row.
  
-When the chick you want to bang, well, doesn’t want to bang you.

-when you are driving in a Suzuki sidekick and are getting ready to throw a big gulp at a pedistatian and they turn out to be a friendly.

1. Living at home and not having to pay for rent, food, gas, electricity, laundry services, toiletries, inter-net, cable, phone, and are still able to get lunch money and score with chicks.

2. A free ride

1. Mythical creature from Anglo Saxon epic of Beowulf.

2. A vicious act of man hating at the mere site of men rejoicing, drinking, singing, partying, feasting, general existance and above all, their sexual acts of pleasure with women.

3. A man hating lesbian.

4. Reverse gender discrimination and violent protest against man.

concept created by S. A. Patterson III