This section is a collection of unique stories explaining why Women do the things they do. If you have a unique experience with a women please submit the story to us so other guys can avoid the traps of women by already having known its existence!
Look everyone has issues but most of us (unless you live in America) keep them hidden. However Women who are fucking crazy have daddy issues and vice versa supposedly. You can look at it this way, if a girl is a pornstar she has daddy issues, if your girlfriend is fucking psycho she has daddy issues, if a girl breaks up with you for being a great guy, she has daddy issues and so on. So what kind of issues does your girlfriend have? In defense of decent women (aka Smoking Gun) we also listed guys with mommy issues. sigh.
Are you trying out your E game by talking to a chick that you met randomly at a bar on Facebook? I Love how Candy Ass guys ask for girls full name instead of asking for their phone numbers so they can E Creep stalk them. So you found her on Facebook and not she is not returning your messages. Hmmmm, I wonder why? When you run into her again at the bar you ask her why she hasn't responded to any of your messages and she says,"I rarely check my Facebook". Are you really satisfied with that answer? If not here is what's really going on.
It's obvious to tell who a stripper is when you are in a strip club but what about when they are out in a normal environment? The funny thing about strippers is that they still wear most of the same garments outside of the strip club so that is a big give away. Strippers also have some other tale tale signs that reveal their true profession. So if you bump into a girl like this it could save you some time figuring out her true intentions toward your wallet.
Women are constantly stereotyped with liking men who are assholes by nice guys. The truth is nice guys are actually the haters. Asshole guys never bitch about nice guys because they the assholes are always getting the chicks. Nice guys always complain about the girls they like still dating guys who treat them like the floor mat of a New York City taxi cab. The reason is because nice guys are so available, forgiving and compromising that there is no challenge for the woman. It would be like conquering France or something. How hard can that be, it’s been done by the Germans three times already. If you are a nice guy take a look at this synopsis so you can understand why you are a woman’s pawn.
The Dateline MSNBC special "To Catch A Predator" by Chris Hansen is a great entertaining show of human failure. Not only do you get to see the desperate but also the stupid and the stupider at the same time. Old men meeting young teenage girls 12 and up on internet communities and then pursuing Sex from them. This show really shows you the disgusting nature of a failed society.
If you are ever confused when Women never mean what they actually say, we have the true meanings of the Top 10 female responses to men. If you want to know where you stand with your lady then know what they really mean when they answer you.
There is nothing more exciting than the first few weeks of a new relationship with a chick. You are constantly learning new things about them and getting ever closer to finally banging them. Come on, even if you like a chick that's one of the ultimate goals. However, the problem occurs when a guy gets involved with a girl who is in her late 20's or early 30's who are actually husband hunting. You could find yourself trapped between a bedroom and a stage 5 clinger!
With technology growing more and more advanced and user friendly, guys are finding themselves in a conundrum as it matters to their privacy from their girlfriends or even wives. I was at the beach with some friends and they both had blackberry phones. The alarm sounded when I noticed they had each other's pictures on a road map of our exact location and then it hit me. I realized that their girlfriends know where they are 24/7. Big sister was now in control and guys can no longer lie unless they leave their black berry at home. Beware of GPS on your phones, you may not be aware of who else maybe watching!
Talk about when Craig's List goes wrong. Has your girlfriend ever gone Craig's List shopping for a room mate and it turned out she found a girl who was everything you wanted from 7th grade to present? What do you do when your girlfriend's room mate comes on to you and wants you to part her Red Sea? That maybe a fantasy to most guys but for some of us it is a dangerous reality. Here's what happened to me.
The female date rape drug for men has become an epidemic in many parts of the world. This has happened due to many world governments taxing the shit out of hard working, ambitious driven responsible entrepreneurs in a fruitless effort to take care of the entitlement society. So Women are using this date rape drug in order to secure an unassuming man to take care of them instead of using equal opportunity on self perseverance. Men, pay attention, please the video at the end, this could happen to you.
Are you finding it difficult to get along with your wife / girlfriend? Does she show signs of being independent yet forgetful to your needs? Well worry no more. You can sign up your wife / girlfriend for female training. She will always have dinner ready and a smile on your face when you return home from a fun day of fishing with your friends, drinking at the bar, going hunting or hanging out spending half a months salary on strippers. the class is this good. Check out what the Female Learning Center can do for your woman!
WASHINGTON – Little girls may learn to fear math from the Women who are their earliest teachers. Despite gains in recent years, women still trail men in some areas of math achievement, and the question of why has provoked controversy. Now, a study of first- and second-graders suggests what may be part of the answer: Female elementary school teachers who are concerned about their own math skills could be passing that along to the little girls they teach. Ok, so women don't do well in math and its because females are teachers? Makes complete since to me even though its an oxymoron. LULZ
Have you ever asked yourself, “Have You Seen My Balls?” Better yet, have you ever asked your friend that question before? This query normally comes into play when your guys friends start disappearing due to the demands of their woman. In other words, the guys become pussy whipped. However, it’s more than just being whooped over the girl you Love but not being man enough to control the social aspects of not only your relationship but the relationship with your guy friends. So, when guys consciously realize they no longer hang out, they start to ask the question, “Have You Seen My Balls?” Too bad it’s a rhetorical question in most cases.
Don't rush to judgment just yet! We at Guy Code are defending Mandi Jackson's Facebook privacy rights. Teachers have no right to demand your password to read about what you and your peers are talking about privately. If you ask me, that is female teacher Jailbait eye candy to do something like that. In my "OPINION", I bet her Coach Tommie "catfish in my slacks" Hill (a woman) is probably a bull dyke scruffy munch monster and was upset when she found out that Mandi may or may not have called her a"disgusting pig beast". You decide!
Apparently I speak estrogenese because Women keep telling me the stupid things that guys do. In this case, some girls are asking me why the hell do guys have to ask permission before they come on to them. My answer was simple, because they are Candy Ass carpet baggers whose balls have dropped off, convenient store momma's boys. I'm not going to lie, I know guys like this and they are the types who grandmothers just adore them but that does little glory for their masculinity. Are you this guy?
Thanks goes out to ANONYMOUS for putting together a collection of Jailbait vids that were banned from youtube. Jailbait has become a household cliche and a popular venue of most adult male conversations. More like my little sister's friend fantasy. Oh well, here is what the new tween of chaos are doing these days. Enjoy and remember, looking is free touching is going to cost you money, time and a sore ass hole from whatever prison you get sent to for your indulging. The Jailbait section is to show you future dads what technology will be in store for you when you have a daughter or two. So be careful what you find fascinating because its bound to bite you in the ass later down the road. So watch these case studies of young teenie bopper behavior and what they do in their spare time for attention.
Did you ever date a girl that nagged you about taking her for granted? You know, not appreciating her, giving her enough attention, or time of day? We found an actual letter of a girl who felt like her boyfriend was taking her for granted. I have to admit after reading the letter I think he was. I'm not selling this guy out just check out the last sentence in the letter. I would Love to have a girl who tried this hard to please me!
I'm sure everyone has seen the match.com commercial and thought to themselves, "well, I could always find someone on match". Yep, and you can also lose your penis by sticking in a bear trap too. If you cannot meet someone in the really real world, just remember how crazy the ones in cyberspace are. I have a letter of a man who dated a match.com girl. They only dated for 2 weeks and ended shortly before Halloween. You decide for yourself.
Women have a habit of using certain words that actually reveal what they really are conveying without them having to explain them to men. however, most men have no clue what those words really mean as it matters to the semantics of women. Normally, when men hear someone say something they take it at its own definition aka face value. However, with women it really means something entirely different. Many men suffered greatly to bring us the Nine words that women frequently use. Please study this list and pass it along to avoid many nights of needless suffering to other men.
Warning the following video is not real however, it is a re-imagining of several events that have taken place and affected many men. Please note that the situations in this video are very real. If you are dating a girl and she displays any signs of the featured crazy girlfriend you must pull the ejection handles and bail out. There is not reasoning with Women like this and they do exist. Some are lawyers, bartenders, waitresses and even hot sexy apartment marketing chicks. Regardless, take note of the warning signs and pass this on to every man you know as a sacred duty to Guy Code.
A self help guide for Women in earning a man's respect. A fellow Guy Codian scholar put together some words of wisdom for those women longing back to the respectful days of the 1950's. The Apex of our time might have passed us by the the valuable lessons of a traditional relationship can still exist. So please all you ladies out there who like it when a man puts aside egalitarisnism over reality, this piece is for you.
Thinking about getting a boob job ladies? Well, if you have a set of great legs, cute feet, and an ass like a 17 year old cheer leader, then don't get ridiculous boobs! I know most Women have no common sense or self esteem but to get awkwardly shape fake roundy roundys is not the answer. Watch a few shows of Howard Stern and you will see all the retardly shaped tits that come in there that are fake. If you really are wanting fake boobs then be modest about it, if not then read the top 10 reasons why not to get fake boobs and decide for yourself.
Just a few pics of chicks wearing shirts with dirty messages on them. Most guys would like to do what most of these messages are conveying. However attention whores never put out. What do you think when you see a brod wearing a shirt like this? Read at your own risk I guess.
Another woman goes the distance to prove the shallowness of humanity at the expense of her own health! Sheyla Hershey gets the world record medical enhancement procedure for boob size. Hershey now has to ride around everywhere in a little rascal motorized wheel chair. The days of her stripper career are long behind her due to the fact she can no longer dance on stage without knocking down much more hotter and talented strippers.
Hey guys, it seems some realistic Women have gotten together to find out what they really want in a guy. SIZE. Yes! A guy's size does matters and those of you who are told that it doesn't are dating or banging a liar. Just so you know, the guy who made up the saying, "Its not the size of the ship its the motion in the ocean" fell off a cliff and died five minutes after impact. I guess God hates liars.
To 1 up a chick is a very gratifying moment in the life of a man. To finally be able to use a woman's sexuality against her by rejecting her sexual advance can redeem a man's self respect after having wasted so many man hours pursing a chick who wants nothing serious from you. So when she only wants to have Sex with you and you want a relationship, 1 Up her by saying no and causing her to second guess her sexuality. Its a real mind fuck to a chick.
Do any of your guy friends have a girlfriend who is just a negative hyper critical pretentious c word? Well, the Davis Experiment could make those social outings a bit more interesting and more healthy for the group in general. Basically the Davis Experiment is a detailed sociological abstract having to do with circumventing the negative personality flaws of a disagreeable female who tries to spread her unconscious misery to all those around her. If you went to college this will read similar to an sociological article from JSTOR. Although it may be scientific at times, the article will explain how to shape the social responses of girls who have the worst human behavior traits to a more acceptable social level.
Remember growing up in your suburban neighborhood and you had a group of neighborhood kids to play with? There was woods to play in, streets with no cars, and playing outside was where it was at. Now do you remember the girl that lived next door? She was the girl all the guys wanted to hang out with and be their girlfriend, but she was just too cool to be tied down. For all intensive purposes, the girl next door was indeed a Smoking Gun.
For all those Women out there whose boyfriends / husbands were too busy playing their Wii to give them the time of day, have no more worries! The Shii is here! The Shii is the female version of the Wii. Women can finally get in their own zone to hoe game skillz to better themselves in the really real world. For information on the Shii read more and watch this reveling video on the Shii!
This video is absolutely hilarious as it matters to the true state of Women + alcohol, + politics, + Al Gore X a video camera. Guys women are crazy but they do posses a sense of keeping it real in the hood yo. This video was discovered buried in the Himalaya mountains and was recently uploaded to youtube (Thanks Clitoris). Al Gore himself was forced to abandon the Copenhagen summit after this surfaced on TMZ 11/28/09. Watch the entire video for optimal clarity of the events of women, alcohol, female hormones and politics.
The VH1 hit reality show the tool Academy contains the two struggling themes between men and Women in relationship chaos. The women are complete idiots for dating guys who self admittedly say they want to bang other chicks. These women are slaves to their alpha male boyfriends and their desires to cook, clean, do laundry, and wait on them hand and foot. Funny how they wonder why their boyfriends don't respect them. This is Guy Code at its finest. However, I can't help but point out how the girlfriends of these guys think they have a grasp of self respect. Go TOOLS! Vh1 has out done itself this time by cradling the stupidity of girls and their obsession with chauvinist males. Makes complete sense to me, its guy code!
Jailbait is a slang term for a sexually desirable younger person, usually female, who is often near to but has not yet reached the age of consent. The term derives from the fact that sexual relations between an older individual and one under the age of consent (even if hey physically appear to be an adult) can constitute statutory rape, potentially leading to jail time or rather prison. More recently, however, the term has been used less literally to refer to young people in general, even if they have passed the age of consent but look rather young.
When I was younger I believed the myth that girls didn't fart. Of course when I was younger I was also a fool. However, young men worship their girlfriends and refuse to think that their precious moments angel would ever display disgusting flatulence in a decorum that would be reminiscent of Genghis Khan. Well, the secret about girls and farts are sadly revealed. If you wish to keep the delusion that girls do not fart, then do not continue.If you want to laugh your ass off at this video, continue.
I’ve often had men ask me why Women keep certain ex-boyfriend around. Why do women have these male “friends” who are actually ex-boyfriend? Why do we still talk to them? Why do we still have them as Facebook friends? Why do we occasionally bring up their names in conversation? Well, like everything else I’ve told you about women, this has several parts.
Guys may not care about Women's basket ball, but the sure do Love women's volley ball. I think it's because of the sportsmanship of the game that only women can do. You know, how they can wear those short little shorts and have their ass squeeze of of them as they bounce up and down baja racing dune buggy style. There are a lot of hot pictures of women pounding the Alabama snot out of volley balls in the article.
Have you ever had a friend whose sister was hot as balls and you are now just realizing it? Of course you have, that was a selling point in being her brother's friend to begin with right? Most of the time we grow up with our friends and never notice their sister because we are interested in playing GI JOE or burning ants with magnifying glasses. However, when you come home from college to find out how beautiful the blossom bloomed you find yourself in a quandary of what ifs and forbidden thoughts..
For all you guys out there who are sexual artists in the bedroom of female fulfillment you must be made aware of the two types of Women never to get involved with. The importance of giving a female an orgasm during intercourse is paramount to the ego of a man who prides himself on his sexual street credit. Now if you are just a guy who wants a piece of ass then this article does not pertain to you.
Were you ever so foolish enough to go down on a girl first knowing it was going to be nothing more than a one night stand? If you have then you most likely suffered from the 68 and I owe you one girl and experienced the role reversal of being played. This type of girl peruse the night clubs for that one guy who they will sexually humiliate by not returning the favor and laugh with no shame about it to their girlfriends. In fact, they give you an IOU written on the same cocktail napkin that came with all the expensive drinks you bought her that night but its nothing more than an empty promise. Who is the 68 and I owe you one girl? Find out before you suffer sexual exploitation!
I always hear guys talking mainly about blond chicks as it matters to anything having to do with Women. Hell even if a woman is not blond she will have her hair bleached then dyed blond to get some of that blond recognition from their male counter parts. However, one color of hair barely ever mentioned is red hair or "The Red Head". I will say this from my own experience, it is hit or miss with a red headed chick. That is to say, they are either dynamite creek hot or a fatty Mccnastie from Belfast. However, popular trend indicates a growing desire for redheaded women to be on the rise because they are rumored to possess an echelon of sexual fortitude and desire. Well, that sounds great but what makes red heads possess this sexual quality above all other women?
A federal judge has ruled in favor of a teenage atheist moron whose fight for the removal of a prayer mural in her public high school in Cranston, Rhode Island, has attracted national attention. People who complain about other people's lives should shampoo my crouch.
My friends. Do you find yourself or maybe a friend of yours dating a woman who claims to be something that she most certainly is not? Let me rephrase, do you find your friend dating a pathological lying whore who ever one hates but your friend? You must read this story and see how crazy a sociopathic bitch can be and what she can do to your life. The names have not been revealed to protect the innocent. The whores name has two syllables, starts with an A and ends with a Y.
This is a funny summary of what Women really mean when they are referring to them selves on dating sites and in real life. It's all about exaggeration with women so be on point when trying to decipher their responses when describing themselves. Don't worry we took the liberty of making you a Cheat Sheet.
Follower's of Guy Code I must tell you a sad truth to some but a happy fact to others. Size does matter. I don't know why some men are blessed but most of us (you) are just average. Well that maybe a bit optimistic, but I fear most of you have less than average penises. Size matters plain and simple. If you think it doesn't then ask yourself this question, "If you could have a larger penis would you want one?" See, you automatically said yes without thinking. That's how you know size matters. Make sense, if not please read on.
It is pretty much every guy under 25 to bang a milf. The movie American Pie opened up a realization of this fantasy that was always around but never noticed. A lot of guys who were going after milfs before American Pie felt betrayed and cock blocked because the movie basically let everyone know about this water hole. Now it is being fished out. Well, in my case, my MILF experience occurred before American Pie and I just did it because she was hot, not because she was a milf.
PONTIAC, Michigan: A Facebook feud between two Women who claimed to Love the same prison inmate led to a high-speed chase and a crash that critically injured one of the rivals, killed her friend and left the second rival facing murder charges. Really? I mean really? Prison? The guy is in prison and you're fighting over who get to be his pen pal girlfriend? Really?
Female teachers who target young teenage (or tweens) boys for unlawful carnal knowledge ( Sex) is alive and rampant in the United States public school system. These Women are also known as a Puma as opposed to a Cougar. However, I think we are doing these young boys a dis-service by punishing these hot but mis-guided teachers. I'm not going to lie, I could have used a little one on one attention in my day... More over, notice the double standard if your a woman committing these crimes as opposed to a man. That’s one double standard I can live with. Careful, this article has psychological nudity and offends women who take their gender too seriously.p3 player
I never understand why Women rush in and sleep with a guy so quickly. The day after, he doesn't call and never speaks to her again. She is left in tears and calling all her friends about what went wrong. The simple logic of not banging a guy the night you meet him completely escapes her. The only way a woman will understand this concept is by drawing it with a crayon conveying, "Do Not Sleep with Him Until He Gives You Flowers". That antiquates to waiting at least a MONTH before you bang him!
Apparently Guy Code is making waves so big that recruits have started to join the ranks. Two of these recruits, who shall remain anonymous, went on a two week mission of photographing college thong shots. We were told the mission was called "Spy Thong" and it involved the photographing of girls whose thongs were exposed in a public setting. Nonetheless, these two men whose shadows can be seen in some of the pictures took advantage of the scenery and sent the images to IGC with their compliments. We felt that their efforts were worthy of Guy Code and deserved to be posted on the man site. We hope to see more of their work in the future as well as the work of others.
Every guy has come across the girl with the dog once in their life. You meet a pretty girl, take her out for a bite to eat and go back to her place to seal the deal and bam! She has a dog staring at you wagging its tail and you know that it ain't gonna happen that night. Want to know about the single woman who has a dog but not a boyfriend and what that entails for you if you are unfortunate enough to find one?
Okay, I didn't mean it they way it read. This girl clearly appears to be a Smoking Gun and has a sense of humor. This girl not only has cunning but respects herself unlike many Women who hold prominent statuses in America. Check out how and why this lovely young quit her job.
Is being a cheer leader the same thing as playing a sport? If you are a guy you would probably laugh and say, "No". If you are a normal girl who likes money and cars, you would say that you didn't care. If you were a cheer leader you would say "absolutely cheer leading is a sport" and follow up with a "WOOOOO!". Well, does jumping up and down doing half naked back flips constitute a sport? In Tijuana, maybe but in the United States, certainly not. Here is our case against cheer leading being a sport.
Joe the Plummer made national attention when he was bastardized throughout the media during the 2008 election, but there was another Joe the reporters seemed to have left out. This poor unbecoming bastard is Joe the Douchebag! This ain't no Joe the Plummer or Joe Six Pack, just Joe the Douchebag and he's dating your sister! Being a loser is one thing but being Joe Douchebag is like taking ecstasy and massaging the back of another dude after getting back from a strip club. Oh yeah, it's that bad and it spreads more viruses than that little monkey in the Dustin Hoffman movie Outbreak. If you are wondering if your sister is dating Joe the Douchebag read the following to see if the controlling insecurities add up in your sister's relationship.
The truth about Lipstick Lesbians has been exposed! What you saw last Saturday night may not have been what you deeply wanted it to be when Kelley made out with Brooke and when Rosie went down on Bertha. For all of you who think lesbians are hot you must be told the truth. This may not be easy medicine to take but you need to know the truth about real lesbians and fake lesbians. The fact is, "Lipstick Lesbians" are not real and bull dyke lesbians are as real as the gold standard. I will explain this confusing myth in great detail as follows.
This normally wouldn't make news but the image behind the click promoted that we do so! Police chief suspended after his affair with fellow officer is exposed when she posts a picture with gun in her mouth!
Have you ever received a late night text message from a girl who wanted to have Sex? Sure you have, we all have, but why is this worth mentioning? Well, as a male what were to happen if you sent a booty call text message to a girl? Nothing that's what. Men are always subject to the mood of a woman's sexual request and we basically have to take it when they feel like it. This is the pussy comitatus Law that all men experience.
Rachel Rabbit, a self appointed Sex blogger, who is nothing more than a Trotsky Feminist sex communist who only looks left when crossing the road but is monolithic with her sex judgments as opposed to multicausal expertise.
Only a Feminist woman would have to remind you of her accomplishment and accolades in the middle of function that is way more important than who they are. Senator Barbara Boxer corrected general Michael Walsh who addressed her as "ma'am". I guess Boxer felt jealous to have to address a man who actually sacrificed pieces of his life which has accredited him with a real title rather than one that is bought and paid for every 6 years. Only a insecure person who realizes their talents where socially promoted to a position of authority would feel the need to remind someone who has accomplished accolades attached to their name. General Walsh responded in perfect candor and apologized to the completely inept Senator and corrected himself.
They may be pretty, they may be hot, they may do things to your that would cause you to want for not but, she's an E Creep. E Creeps are chicks who become online stalkers that spill over into your personal life outside of the internet community. Have you ever been E Creeped?
I heard on the news about a bus worker uppercutting a woman who was riding the bus. I paid it no mind because I seldom watch people getting beat in viral videos. However, I was bombarded by links to the video so I watched it and was shocked at what I saw. I was more shocked at the female support of the bus driver!
Wow strippers are hot aren't they? That was a rhetorical question. If you frequent a strip club, have gotten to know the strippers or perhaps even dated a few, then you know the big secret about strippers. I however found out the hard way but what an entertaining story I have to tell you. Regardless of all the hype a stripper tells you just know that there ain't no whores gold!
If you are dating a girl who uses the "Banger Sister analogy" about the status of your relationship here is what she means. Basically, she is telling you she feels like she is missing out on life and wants to break up with you. I myself was the victim of the Banger sister analogy until I realized what the movie was really about. In case your girlfriend / wife / fiancee says she feels like she is "missing out" you can go ahead and attribute what is going on with the Banger sisters analogy.
Do you have a lady friend who is being stalked but not by a stalker? If that sounds funny to you but at the same time makes sense, please understand that this is very real. The assailant in question could be a JERI-stalker. Some would say there is no difference between the two but I assure there is a scientific classification and difference. A JERI-stalker could be the worst thing to ever happen to a woman besides waking up next to Tyler Hansbro. If you have a concern for a certain lady friend please share this article with her.
Women make the claim that men are always assholes and break their hearts in a relationship or at least the beginning of one. What a woman fails to realize is that women casted the first stone against man at the Garden of Eden. Woman broke man’s heart first by betraying God’s commandment and her fidelity to man. Women who claim men are nothing but jerks and assholes do not realize that men were betrayed by a previous relationship and they are forever scared. A man’s defense mechanism causes his rejection toward a particular woman so that he may not be hurt again. However, women need to take a long look at themselves and see that it was they who cast the first stone against man and that women are the ones who caused man to believe that Love is for fools who fall behind.
So are you good in bed? I am of course asking you guys out there this question. I'm sure many of you would say, "Hell yes I am", but how do you really know? Because your girlfriend said so? Please. I would say 60% of men can not get a girl off in bed. That means more than likely you are also in that category. However you get yours so whats the point right in putting all that effort in? The point is your girlfriend, fiancee or wife may have a stunt cock to fulfill her needs because you cant.
Girls are becoming more and more lazy these days and are begining to abbreviate their sentences when they are out at clubs, parties or bars. We have decoded some of their lingo so as to inform you what they are saying when speaking to their friends.
You’re awesome. Everybody loves you. You have a million friends. You look in a mirror and you hear a chorus of angels singing your praises. Well, if this is all true, tell me, “Why the fuck did your girlfriend just cheat on you?” Do you really want to know the answer? It might sting a little, so hold on tight.
Whats the one big problem a nice guy faces? Not getting laid because they are a pathetic excuse for the act of trying. There are lots of nice guys out there but the worst of these are the ones who are like Ducky from the movie Pretty in Pink. If you don't the movie Pretty in Pink, go ask your mom for 10 bucks and go buy some culture. In addition to, Guys who are like Ducky do nothing but make the girls that they like go after every guy but Ducky. Seriously, are you a Ducky? Find out who Ducky is and why he doesn't get any fucky.
WAAAAHHHHHH! Does this sound familiar coming from a woman who just got PLAYED? Getting PLAYED is when a guy who is too well groomed and manicured to be a real man, systematically seduces a nice girl and the girl believes he is the second coming. However, the only coming that is being done is being on the girl. It is just another hit it and quit job as far as the Player / GUY Coder male is concerned. The girl is then sent into a spiral of dismay saying how perfect he was and that her life is over for not being able to hold on to a great guy. News flash, you didn't even know him for a month nor were you exclusive. In addition to, you don't marry a model nor do you seriously date one. Does this person resemble your father at all? No. Are you not living on the planet earth? Hot people are like winning the lottery. They can have anything they want, anytime they want and get bored quickly. You fell for that? Of course you did, you got PLAYED.
Some of you guys out there may have an affinity for older Women. I know I do. These older women are a sort of sacred right of passage for younger guys. You may recall the nicknames of MILF, Cougars, VPILF, Gilf, Sugar Mommas, etc that accompany these sexy older ladies. The greatest example of this growing infatuation with older women was in the movie "American Pie" portrayed by STIFLER'S MOM. In addition to why older women are so desirable, I have observed that good looking women get better looking as they age as well as not complaining about ridiculous nonsense. This is one of the major selling points to young mens' fascination with their older counter parts. Women over 50 have all the looks and none of the bullshit. Why wouldn't a younger guy want to date a MILF?
Most first dates take place at a restaurant. This is a good thing. You get the chance to talk to and get to know the person you are out with, but you can also learn a lot about a person by the food they eat and how they eat it. So if you are going on a blind date or first date in general pay close attention to the etiquette a female displays during dinner.