I'm not one to complain about chicks making out with other chicks but to hear guys believe in it is starting to make me sick. Lipstick lesbians are Women who look heterosexual and are very attractive who date other very attractive women, so the legend goes. However in reality they do not exist . It's like going to the cleaners to get your shirts washed and asking for light starch and the employee says, "sure no problem". The truth is, there is no light starch, it's either yes or no! The same goes with chicks who are gay. You either are a bull dyke construction worker or a stupid filthy mcslutterson college girl seeking attention from guys by making out with another chick. By all means seek attention but guys just know you are asking for light starch if you think a hot chick is a lesbian. To better illustrate my point, lets go over lipstick lesbian sightings, kisses caught on camera, environment, women's sports and what a lesbian really is.
Lipstick lesbians are typically sighted in high school and during college. High school sightings are nothing more than premature pubescent attempts by girls to achieve notoriety among boys. However, most girls at one time or another kiss another girl when alcohol combined with peer pressure from guys starts to ensue. Some girls have a check list of things to do before she dies and one of them is making out with another hot chick either for her own pleasure or mainly to get attention. However, you also have girls who will date another girl in a pseudo appearance as another means of seeking attention or rebelling against mommy and daddy. This is the extent of a true lesbian relationship. A confused period in a girls life can cause them to deny what they are in an attempt to be perceived as different. This gives them a sort of celebrity cult status among her circle of friends and networks.
While this so called lesbian is doing the lesbian thing she is also biding her time. She is looking for something that she really wants and what better platform to stand on than becoming something that others can not have. These others I am referring to of course are men. So, while pretending to be gay these chicks are getting severe recognition from guys and separates themselves being a Run of the Mill girls. The lip stuck lesbian has achieved a uniqueness in the form of a farse that serves her purpose. When she puts on the act of being a lesbo a guy of higher quality will come in for the kill and snag her for the big win. She has accomplished what she set out her goal and can move freely between sexualities but all end up being with a man for a man and only for man. The move Chasing Amy directed by Keven Smith is roughly based on this scenario give or take.
These lipstick lesbians are always thriving in environments conducive to social gatherings. Parties, athletic events, fairs, clubs, bars and even walking around holding hands contain the environments suitable for lipstick lesbians. The one attribute that these environments all share attention. Attention is what the lipstick lesbians thrive on and how they market themselves. If you notice all the pictures of you see of girls kissing each other are around large groups of people. Why? So that they can stand out and get all sorts of attention by every onlooker who witnesses it. It's no different than how some women achieve promotion in the executive world by sleeping with their bosses to get to the top.
Why is it that there are so many pictures of chicks making out with other chicks? These kisses caught on camera are no accident and girls can get away with it without being seen as disgusting. If you notice there is always an audience watching in these pictures. Do you see guys sticking their tongue down chicks throats in public? No. Most people keep their affections toward one another private and with respect. The lipstick lesbian intentionally flaunt their rubbing sexuality for all to see and what better way to do than to get caught on camera for everyone to talk about you. That is the primary purpose of the Lip Stick Lesbian bullshit shenanigans. To be seen by all social circles and to be talked about increasing their desirability in street credit. What a social promotion it is being a lipstick lesbian. Their stock is rising without investing any hard social capital. These caught camera kisses funnel traffic to their facebook and myspace accounts feeding their self esteem and giving them a sense of feeling wanted.
I worked at gyms and I have been involved in college athletics. I had to find out the hard way what lesbians really were. Pretty much 70% of all female athletes are Homosexual. Yep. They sure are. I was in Love with a point guard from my college and she told me she was gay. She did not dress up like a shallow slut in pink club wear. She was literally the girl next door who was the classic tomboy who wore perfume. Most girls you can look at and see who the dykes are but the tomboys can always fool you. They are actually the feminine partners in a lesbian relationship. If you ever watch female athletic events check out the butch super stars. They are all gay and thats what lesbians are. Not this soft Christina Aguilera looks a likes who run around kissing girls for attention but hefty looking construction workers or skinny tomboys whose features have yet to be mutilated by the dark powers of Melkor.
Are you giys still in disbelief? Ok, let me draw a picture for you to better understand the crux of your naivety. If you put Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, a lipstick Lesbian and a Bull Dyke in a room with a 100.00 bill in the middle of the floor who of the four would reach it first? The Bull Dyke Lesbian would because all the others in the room don't exist in real life!Wake the fuck up and call a spade a spade. You are being led around by desperate girls just waiting to jump ship to something better as soon as their sub culture status as being a lipstick lesbian takes off. Best example of this is Lindsay Lohan and her bull dyke lesbo girlfriend Samantha Roson. Roson is being taken for a ride and Lohan is going to jump ship when she gets her career back. Same for all Lipstick Lesbians!
Being gay is not unique but being a lipstick lesbian surely is. Most people are disgusted by homosexuality unless its a hot ass chick. Then it leaves room for curiosity and desirability to be with a part of that lipstick lesbo fantasy. For all of you guys out there who liked watching chicks hook up with one another just know its nothing more than a show. Most guys don't care and that is fine with them but the reality is that there is no such thing as a hot lesbian. The reason you think they exist is because women in college or high school were merely seeking attention and had make out sessions for all to see. I'm not trying to ruin this fantasy but that is all it is, a fantasy. Real lesbians are Rosie O'Donnell types ("Judies") who are not feminine at all and lipstick lesbians are women who are living semi vicariously with the fantasy that men are giving them.
True Or False Lipstick Lesbians
The images were taken of the fictitious lipstick lesbians to show you what to look for. Often times public displays of affection are seen with these deceivers of sexual orientation. I do not care how into it these girls may look, the truth is they are not true lesbians. Feminine women who came from the tears of Aphrodite are not gay. The truth is girls who look like bull dyke tractors from the Catipllar corporation are the real McCoy. Remember, the real lesbian in the center of the room is not the Victoria Secret model who hates men but rather the fat chick eating the pork sandwich after a game of tag football.
The Real Deal Lesbians aka Bull Dykes
Behold the true confirmation of what a real lesbians look like. The resemble boulders of clouded silver glass of what once possessed feminity but the only thing that remains woman are their Sex organs. Mind you not all are bull dykes but many look homely. The classic case of the tom boy lesbian is the closet thing that resembles a true XX chromosone women. Ellen Deneres is of the softer kind of lesbian and most often the bitch in the relationship. Which ever lesbian looks the most feminine is the female of the relationship. Often time it is very hard to make that observation but some are easier than others.
The Lindsay Lohan Example
Lindsay Lohan ran away from her dwndling star of importance as it mattered to her poplarity in popular culture. Her crotch shots, DUI's and drug use were no longer keeing people interested in her. She becamse desperate to regain her status back as a po culture figure. Lohan resorted to turning to a lip stck lesbian by ating DJ Samantha Roson who obvously s a lesbian. Some say Lindsay really is gay but that is just smoke and mirror. Look at what Lindsay is wearing in the piciture beow and comare it to what Roson is wearing. Linday is way to heterosexual looking than her counter part. That is the lipstick lesbian lie my friends. Once Lohan regains her status she will start dating men again and leave Roson the saem way she found her, gay. (For more on Lohan and Roson click here)
Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Comparison Chart
The following chart compares Lohan's attempt to portray herself as a lipstick lesbian versus Samantha Roson's obvious homosexuality. Lohan is betrayed by her desire for designer everything and her feminine instinct to attract cock let alone taste it. Roson's choice of clothing and style point to her obvious affilation with being a lesbian. Lindsay is nothing more than a poser lesbian trying to get attention to return her back to the well lite eye of public popularity.