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A friend of mine who shall remain anonymous due to his Serial Crushing endeavors told me that he was a stunt cock. I of course laughed and asked him what the hell he was talking about. He said, "Well I fill a void for all those girls whose boyfriends (fiancees / husbands) can't get them off in bed". I figured that was a dangerous profession but he didn't seem to mind. I then began to wonder what kind of girls end up having a need for a stunt cock. While at the gym getting huge I thought about the type of girls who end up with guys who can not satisfy them. I came up with girls who marry for money, girls who date nice guys, girls who marry their first boyfriend in high school and girls who are just whores. I'm sure there a some more but lets explore these types of chicks and find out why they end up with stunk cocks.
Girls that marry for money always end up with some weird geeky computer guys who busts his load before she can take his pants off. You know what, lets not stop there with the geeks who can't get off Xbox long enough to have Sex. Pretty much guys who are fortune 500 CEO's, doctors, professors, real estate tycoons, bankers or anyone that makes over 150,000 a year could fall victim to a stunt cock if they are so successful? The reason is that these guys are workaholics and don't even have time to be able to have sex with their chicks in the first place. Women can only be occupied for so long by spending men's money until they get the sexual urge to bang. These guys are so into themselves and their careers they forget to go home and taste the real honey! You almost can understand why women would cheat on guys like that but cheating is still cheating.
The girls who finally end up with a nice guy also will have a need for the stunt cocksman. Nice guys are great for romance, Love, flowers, talking, doing everything a woman says and opening doors. Sounds wonderful but deep down women really want their god damn hair pulled and have their feet tucked up behind their head when they have sex. A girl gets tired of making sweet sweet love all the damn time and wants a little hand on the throat choke action while riding like a cowgirl. This type of sex is just completely out of the realm of a nice guy and his naivety with female needs will be his undoing. Again, why do you think girls love ass holes? Because assholes are real men and so is a stunt cock.
The women who end up marrying their first high school sweet heart are the most likely type to yearn for a stunt cock. Think about it. These girls have only been with one guy in their entire lives in a world that has socially transformed from the traditional nuclear family to the mommas mommas babies mommas. The marriage may start off good and they may even have a few kids, but when she gets into her dirty thirties she begins to feel the hormonal yodel. This yearn is of course for passionate ravenous sex that only a stunt cock can give her. She will likely find one at the gym she works out at and that's where it will start. The temptation is extreme considering sex with her husband takes about as long as it does to make an espresso at Starbucks. Come on, the same kisses and nipple twists for 10 years straight gets very boring and it's only a matter of time before a stunt cock can sniff out her desire for some real sex.
Girls who are just skanky whores are going to cheat on their man regardless if they are good in bed or not. I have a friend who is hot as balls but she loves the cock and can't pass up a good time. These girls for some reason still want to get married and even have kids. I guess its that genetic programming to procreate that causes them to ruin a guys life. However they can't resist the temptation of cock. They have a problem that stemmed from something that happened when they were younger and they control the issue by having sex with random dudes. So if you were foolish enough to actually marry or seriously date an obvious whore, chances are she has several stunt cocks on the side and it doesn't even matter if you are good in the sack. She has a great big hole inside her that she will never fill but will never stop trying to.
Who is really to blame here? The girl cheating or the stunt cock? The girl of course! She and only she can say no! All you guys out there need to really research your own sex potential and change it up a bit. Regardless if a girl marrys for money, marrys a nice guy, marrys her first boyfriend or even a skank, women have needs and if you can't give it to them they will seek it elsewhere. Gentleman, it pays off to be able to seal the deal and make the pigeon squeal by going down on the fury muffin hill. If you suck in bed make a effort to learn a woman's body. Hell, if you don't care or can't find the time, then just know you are tasting sloppy sexually satisfied seconds from a stunt cock. | | | | | | Stunt Cock Defined Long story short, when actors can't perform dangerous or physically complicated scenes the director calls in the stunt double. In this case, the director is your chick and the complicated scene is the ability to get her off in bed and the stunt cock is the guy who she is cheating on you with. In other words, he is banging your girl so hard that she is lighting up like a pin ball machine and paying off in silver dollars! Most relationships end because physical intimacy dwindles or was never there. If your girlfriend, fiancee or wife starts going to the gym all the time and gets herself dolled up before going, chances are she is banging a stunt cock. |
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