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 No, She's Really Not Into You

 If you like a girl and you have been exchanging for a few weeks with nothing to show chances are its not going anywhere. I'm sure you've heard the excuse, "Oh I never check my Facebook" when explaining why you haven't heard back from her. Obviously you are a nice guy and are asking the questions and that's a dead give away of you being a bitch. It's not like you have kids with this person or she was your ex wife so why the hell go the Facebook route? All those Facebook messages, wall posts or those stupid super poke things you foolishly keep sending her make you look like a stalker. Then you have the nerve to ask her, "where have you been or why haven't you gotten back to me". You are acting like a girl at that point but for your own posterity, yes you are being lied to and yes they have received everything you've sent then on Facebook.

"Oh yeah, I've been so busy I haven't had a chance to sign on to my Facebook." Yea, and if the gold standard still existed our country wouldn't be in this economic conundrum. I bet you believe girls when they say something that ridiculous. "Hello McFly, is anybody home!" Wake up you nice guy, Women live on Facebook and this particular one doesn't like you. I don't care how well thought out her excuses are or even if they make sense. How many times have you asked her to do something and she comes up with an excuse? Eight times you say? Statistically speaking you should have been able to do something by now so cut your losses and regain some dignity, self respect and bounce (that means move on).

If you are asking yourself, "But why can't she just tell me she is not interested in me?", just know that women can don't like being the "bad guy". More over, women have received so much legislated freedom that the balance of functioning naturally on an egalitarian level has been skewed. For example, women were told what to do, when to do it and how to do it for so long it has really left a void when they received the right to vote in 1920. Without that pre 1950's structure women have since had a hard time telling someone bad news so they would just put it off or not tell them instead. It's so much easier not to answer the phone or to ignore a Facebook messages when you don't really have to.  Believe it or not, women have an anxiety about rationality because they never get off the emotional roller coaster that carries them through life. I guess what I am trying to convey is that women do not like giving bad news, experiencing confrontation or telling something to someone one that will hurt their feelings so they don't.

Just imagine if you liked a girl, what would you do if she was initiating contact with you? You would return her calls, emails and especially respond to her relentless Facebook posts because it literally takes no effort to do so. So if you are not getting the bare minimum of reciprocation of dialogue back from effing Facebook, she not that into you. So quit falling for her bullshit excuses about her not ever getting on Facebook. It's a load of goat piss because all girls live on Facebook and carry keep their blackberry on stand by to check messages thoughtout the day. If you think I am stereotyping chicks (stereotypes are based on reality of statistics) then ask Lisa Nova about it. The girl you like is probably on Facebook as you are reading this right now telling her friends what a loser you are. Women can't resist Facebook and her constant uploading of pictures she took the night before is a dead giving away she is lying to you about not using Facebook a lot!.

 
 

 Oh Yeah, She Has A Blackberry

If you are still in denial that she is not into you, check and see if she has a Black Berry. The fact that a girl has a blackberry is proof positive she goes on Facebook and checks her messages. These girls check Facebook all the time just in case they missed a wall post or to replace their inane status message. All the while you are believing her "I never get on on Facebook excuses", she is on her blackberry texting and responding to guy who she wants to talk to via Facebook. Just think of it, the only time she ever thought about you was to her friends as she was texting them about how this effing loser will not stop sending her messages. When someone likes you they do not try to hide it.



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Eric  - hmmm   |98.66.32.xxx |2009-05-07 10:22:12
Wow... This actually helped, believe it or not. You're right. I'm being a total
bitch about it. I could just never admit it to myself until now. Thanks for
helping get my balls back.
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