Flowers Before you Bang Him

 I'm not a bad guy I'm just a realist. I don't want bad things to happen to good Women because those women are the ones that great men make mothers. My problem is when I meet a girl with a great personality, great smile, great innocence and a great heart make a stupid mistake. This mistake is always revolving around rushing into a relationship before you know your man. These girls may or may not be approaching the age of marriage but they tend to meet a guy who they don't really know and give him the ultimate jewel of her Passport to Heaven. They quickly discover they rushed in too quick and gave up one of the ultimate goals a guy has for a woman, Sex.

These same girls then become so depressed and go over and over again about what they did wrong. They also tell their friends how great this guy was and that they lost a great catch. They spend hours venting to friends asking what is wrong with them and keep pondering what went wrong. I get so tired of hearing this crap. This is me telling the world of women what the hell they did wrong. "YOU FUCKED A GUY YOU DID NOT EVEN KNOW ON THE FIRST DATE!". Why would a guy like that want to settle down with you after giving up your sacred treasure? He probably was glad he got his but thought to himself, "Well she is very cute and fun but she probably banged a shit ton of guys so I would be better off to just Hit it and Quit It".

I get so irritated when a girl wastes their time with a Toolshed mccormick who was an obvious sir douche a lot that she banged without even knowing him. I get a lot of criticism from my homies accuse me of hating, Cock Blocking or telling secrets. It is actually far from it. Why date an obvious nice girl just to shit on her good image? Why does this bother me I asked myself and why the hell should I give a shit?" These girls are not who I thought they were any way and deserve what they get. That's when I realized I was wasting my time on respecting girls who couldn't smell the shit before the the finished squatting. Then the revelation smacked me in the face like a medieval morning star. I was in danger of being a nice guy to girls who didn't deserve it anyway.

If you are a poor confused girl do yourself a favor, don't fuck a guy before he gives you flowers. That is just a good rule of thumb to live by but do not take it literally. If a guy does not make you feel like Winnie the Poo in the picture above then you probably should not sleep with him. A woman should be able to tell when a guy has his best intentions for them and that normally comes after he gives you roses or more or less a visit to your parents house. If you want a guy to value your self worth then wait at least 2 months before you sleep with him. It better than hoping your v-j-j is so good that it will leave the guy in euphoric pussy whoopism. Guys want ass and they only respect the girls they can not have until much time and work has been put in.