Does Your Girlfriend Have your Balls?

 Every guy can relate to one of their guy friends getting a new girlfriend or even married. What they can’t relate to is having their guy friends totally disappearing from the social scene. However, I think it’s more than that. Ever since Women were given freedoms they really didn’t need to begin with, they have become empowered. This empowerment has resulted in some men losing their balls. Sure you have new responsibilities but what does this have to do with maintaining a relationship among brothers? Nothing. If you’re a guy looking for you balls ask yourself this loaded question, “Where have all the cowboys gone, who really controls my life, what’s the difference between a man’s Love and a woman’s love, why it’s stupid to put all your eggs in one basket of women’s love, why my guy  friends are bitter at me and whose fault really is it?”

Do you remember the song “Where Have All the Cowboys Gone” by Paula Cole? This song basically “suggests” that all the real men in America have gone. Although this is a woman singing this song, she nonetheless likes and yearns for a real man, hence the yearning melody for a real man. Now how does this relate to “Have you seen my balls? I shall enlighten you. The feminization of America from the root level of social institutions have destroyed or attempted to destroy the male psyche of ALPHA MALE. Women who before were powerless to their man now have a false sense of control with the men who were actually broken by the feminization from social institutions at their youth. These men are easily whooped and controlled by some women which results in “Have You Seen My Balls” syndrome.

I find it disturbing that “some” men are easily dominated by certain types of women. The types of women that typically take over a man’s social life are Feminist women, insecure as fuck women,  strong willed women, my daddy never loved me women, emotionally cut off women and the dreaded, “I’m Hiding My Past From You Women”.  These women’s entire goal is essentially the same which is to establish a beachhead in the life of their man and then begin to send her army to control all social aspects of it. This results in your friend never being able to hang out because she says, not that you can’t hang out, but that you are busy with responsibilities to the relationship”.  This is a great response which probably originated on The View.
 
There is a difference between a man’s love (no homo) of his guy friends than a woman’s love for her man. You see, men can always love (no homo) their guy friends more than a woman can. A woman can cheat on your guy friend, break up with him or just flat out disappear and all the time she said she loved him are meaningless at that point. Your guy friends always remain true, like a rock. A man shares a sense of perpetual brotherhood with another man and a woman has no grasp of this concept. This is why guys take such offense when their guy friends abandon them over a woman who none of them liked from the get go.  They are all emotions and when those emotions run out, so do they.  A man will never abandon his post or his friend. So, when a man abandons his friend because his girlfriend doesn’t let him go out, it’s a fucking disappointment.

I know when you meet a new girl you get the warm and fuzzies and of course want to spend time with her thus cutting time with you guy friends.  However, it’s foolish to put all of your eggs in one basket of women’s love. For example, if you are in love with a previously mentioned type of woman above, know that that woman’s emotional state is like a 3rd world government. You never know who will be in charge in a week. There is no consistency in the emotions of these types of unstable socially promoted women. So by putting all your time into this unstable basket, you risk damaging your other social relationships that have gotten you to where you are today. So seriously, man up, and hang out you’re your social circle.
 
Why are my guy friends bitter at me? I mean they no longer respond to my text messages, my emails, my instant messages or my Facebook messages. If you are only talking to your guy friends via internet relationship only, there is a big clue as to why they are pissed at you. Obviously your girlfriend/wife doesn’t let you hang out so you only communicate to them as an “E” friend. This is why they are pissed at you, because you are completely dominated by your woman.  When you abandon your male comrades it will fester into a vicious cycle of contempt. Most of the times, your guys friends make fun of you to each other. That’s normally the first reaction when a friend loses his balls. His guy friends tease him without him even being there because he’s not there anyway.

In the end, a woman who takes over her man’s social itinerary is not to blame. The man is at fault for not being a man. This doesn’t mean he wasn’t a good guy to his friends, just a weak man in the eyes of masculinity and to Guy Code.  If you have a friend who is controlled by a woman and starts the cycle of, “Have you seen my balls”, then it’s a lost cause. First of all, they aren’t even looking for their balls because they already know who has them his woman.  He may claim he is looking for his balls, but a REAL MAN knows where they are at all times, in his eyes, heart, fists, ambition, and physically between his legs. The truth is, real women like to know that their man knows where their balls are too. Paula Cole asked a good question but in reality, there are still cowboys out there, it’s just the loss of one man makes it seem like it’s happening to all of them because men are so damn special.