The Shii

 Ladies, buy now and you will receive a complimentary apron with the purchase of a new Shii! The Shii comes with the ever popular game "How to Fold Laundry"! This will get your laundry skills in check as well as offer tips on how to keep his folded shirts as fresh as they can be. If you act now you can also fill out a rebate form to receive the revolutionary "Dish Pan Hands" game! The Shii  will finally bring back women's house hold skills which have been distorted because of the ever foolish concept of womens' rights.  Isn't that silly? Remember ladies, if you have dinner ready for your man every time he gets home, you will live a much happier life! By the Shii today and improve the quality of your relationship by master the games of obedience!